Look Into Our Crystal Ball, Greasy Bear

The future of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis is looking a little Rocky! Yo Adrian!!
Brandon Davis and Sylvester Stallone
TMZ has uncovered the sly ghost of billionheir Greasy Bear's future -- and it's the sweating, steroidal, foaming-at-the-mouth spitting image of Sylvester Stallone.

Although the "Firecrotch" starter hasn't been caught with alleged performance and image-enhancing substances like Mr. Rambotox, lord knows Greasy's reputation could sure use 'em!