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Look Into Our Crystal Ball, Greasy Bear

The future of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis is looking a little Rocky! Yo Adrian!!
Brandon Davis and Sylvester Stallone
TMZ has uncovered the sly ghost of billionheir Greasy Bear's future -- and it's the sweating, steroidal, foaming-at-the-mouth spitting image of Sylvester Stallone.

Although the "Firecrotch" starter hasn't been caught with alleged performance and image-enhancing substances like Mr. Rambotox, lord knows Greasy's reputation could sure use 'em!



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31. Who is this guy? He is just some rich kid. Has he done a movie, TV show, hell even a TV ad? He is just plain nasty looking!!! Yes, he could buy some people ten times over, but why do you all keep putting him on TMZ? I thought this was a celebrity website. He's not in the same league with Sly, or Linds for that matter.

Posted at 1:55PM on Mar 13th 2007 by RJ

32. #18, you forgot one thing to mention..
If Greasy Bear even lives till 60.

Posted at 4:58PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Evie

33. His real name is Brandon Zarif.

His father is a turkish wine importer called Nebil Zarif who married his mother so it's really Brandon Zarif but he uses his mother's maiden name. It's more waspy

Posted at 2:22PM on Mar 13th 2007 by free katie

34. Oh what an insult to Stallone! He is an icon and wellllll the other is just a greasy, spoiled not talent want-abe.
Go Stallone Love him forever

Posted at 2:26PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Debby

35. I know everyone says it over and over again. This is the only time I will ever comment on it. But this idiot fucking ugly. He is greasy. Greasy Bear is the best nickname ever. I can't believe how obnoxious he is. He just rolls around with his fat little self making ridiculous comments that don't make any sense because he's so wasted. Is he 19? How old is this guy? I bet his penis is disgusting and that he has a dirty ass. Ugh!! Oh and I agree with who ever said that was an insult to Stallone. You know it's bad, when you kind of feel bad for Paris that she's associated to him. Embarrassing.

Posted at 2:38PM on Mar 13th 2007 by wc

36. It took Sly about 60 years to cultivate that ragged out look though. How old is this troglodyte?

Posted at 3:01PM on Mar 13th 2007 by SJ

37. Brandon Davis is truly a waste of air and space. Seriously, his parents should be devistated. What a waste of a pregnancy.

Posted at 3:15PM on Mar 13th 2007 by eh

38. he's friggin ugly... i wouldn't even do him for the money. BARF!.

Posted at 4:02PM on Mar 13th 2007 by That's Disgusting

39. I still think greasy bear could be one of the sexiest men alive if he got a personal trainer and cleaned his act up. He has the most beautiful features.

Kim

Posted at 6:18PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Kim

40. 13. Brandon looks good, like he lost a little weight.

And what's with the jealous comments about Paris Hilton?
Paris surely is a much better person than the Haters - and they know it.

Posted at 1:05PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Elyse

Yes, Im sure a bigoted, cokesnorting, herpes carrying whore like Paris is better then everyone that cant stand her. Im beginning to believe the very few that defend this innane vile creature must have be cokesnorting herpes carriers themselves, I mean really, who could defend this girl at this point??

Posted at 6:40PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Who is this loser?

41. Do Sly's troubles have anything to do with his comment that he couldn't work with Richard Gere. It seems Sly must have frequently traveled with his tools of the trade for decades.

It seems someone must have a vendetta against him for this to happen now.

Posted at 9:35PM on Mar 15th 2007 by AnnaNicoleIsJesus

42. HAHA! what a loser dickhead, well thats the rep you get when you hang around parisite herpes hilton.

Posted at 9:03PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Sam.

43. DID PARIS CATCH HERPES FROM YOU?????????

Posted at 9:09PM on Mar 13th 2007 by DUH

44. YOU'RE A NICE LOOKING KID.CLEAN UP YOUR ACT AND GET HEALTHY! HOPEFULLY,YOU'LL FIND A GOOD WOMAN!

Posted at 9:17PM on Mar 13th 2007 by DUH

45. Sly, you looked a lot better before you had "work" done.
However, Greasy bear is not in your league. All he has going for him is money.
There is no comparison.

Posted at 10:40PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Prnzez

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