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Look Into Our Crystal Ball, Greasy Bear

Posted Mar 13th 2007 12:15PM by TMZ Staff

The future of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis is looking a little Rocky! Yo Adrian!!
Brandon Davis and Sylvester Stallone
TMZ has uncovered the sly ghost of billionheir Greasy Bear's future -- and it's the sweating, steroidal, foaming-at-the-mouth spitting image of Sylvester Stallone.

Although the "Firecrotch" starter hasn't been caught with alleged performance and image-enhancing substances like Mr. Rambotox, lord knows Greasy's reputation could sure use 'em!

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46. I SAID IT BEFORE & I'LL SAY IT AGAIN
That RICH OIL BASTARD would be hot to death if he cleaned it up a little bit and took TEAM FIRECROTCH (which I think is an awesome new way to say slut) to the gym once in a while.

Posted at 11:21PM on Mar 13th 2007 by princess the ruler

47. I guess at least Sly works; but they both look like mush mouthed, overweight, ugly men (men: Sly, not the greasy fucker) who got hit in the face with a bag of nickels.

Posted at 11:27PM on Mar 13th 2007 by FDodger fan

48. No WAY!!!! atleast Sly was Rocky. fat boy will always just be plain old greasy. ROCKY RULES!!!!!!

Posted at 10:18PM on Mar 14th 2007 by Naomi

49. wtf is the point of this story? tmz run out of stories or are they just being bias again?

Posted at 4:53AM on Mar 14th 2007 by tmzmorons

50. Is it just me...or is this Hollywood cling-on an ugly mo-fo? I think he is extremely UGLY!!

Posted at 8:42AM on Mar 14th 2007 by Missy

51. OMG! He is soooooooooo ugly!

Posted at 4:09PM on Mar 14th 2007 by JS

52. You should put a side-by-side of Greasy Bear and fat Elvis just before he died. That will likely be him in another 25 years. And then you can write about him dying on the throne.

Posted at 1:28AM on Mar 16th 2007 by Michelle

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