Rosie O'Donnell is disappointed -- terribly disappointed -- that the sight of her doesn't make the Donald horny.
Or so she mockingly suggested in a pre-emptive strike against Trump on her blog this morning, responding to comments that Trump made to "EXTRA" about Rosie's bouts with depression. Trump, never one to pass up a chance to skewer his favorite lesbian talk show host, made remarks suggesting that she's depressed from looking in the mirror. Responded Rosie, in her customary lowercase verse-ish;
the dump truck is at it again
so hurtful 2 know he doesnt find me attractive
as it has been my goal
for so long
to give a balding billionaire a boner
Whoa, Ro! Could the Rosie-Trump War have become engaged anew? Stay tuned, kids!