TMZ

Our TV Shows

Got a Tip?

Call TMZ at (888) 847-9869 or Click Here

Jessica: I Want to Adopt!

3/14/2007 9:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Jessica Simpson is doing her best Angelina Jolie by confessing that she wants babies – she just doesn't want to make one herself, yet.

So what's getting Jessica in the mothering mood? Her dogs, at least according to the New York Post's Cindy Adams. But the pop princess, whose been cavorting all over America with boyfriend John Mayer, isn't quite ready to pump out little Jesses. She's going to get herself, as Adams puts it so delicately, "another designer kid."




Lane Garrison to Plead Guilty to "Some Charges"


"Prison Break" actor Lane Garrison says he will "live with a sense of guilt" for the rest of his life, and his lawyer Harland Braun tells People that Garrison plans to plead guilty to "some charges" and that he "accepts responsibility" for what he's done.

As TMZ first reported, the charges Garrison will face are felony vehicular manslaughter and three other lesser charges, including "driving under the influence causing injury to multiple victims." The charges stem from an incident Dec. 2 in which Garrison crashed his Land Rover into a tree in Beverly Hills, killing 17-year-old Vahagn Setian and injuring two young women.

Judge to OJ: No Book Money for You


OJ Simpson won't get a penny from the sale – future or otherwise – of the book in which he explains how he might've killed ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and friend Ron Goldman. A judge in L.A. County Superior Court ordered the auction of the rights to "If I Did It," even though the book and a TV interview connected to it were never released, and stipulated that any profits would go to the Goldman family. "This is a guarantee that if they ever publish this thing, Mr. Simpson won't see a dime from it," says Goldman attorney Jonathan Polak.

Party Favors: King Meets Pope ... Tori Spelling Has Boy ... Jake Gyllenhaal – Captain Marvel?


Boxing impresario Don King tells Page Six that he will have an audience with Pope Benedict XVI on March 21 at the Vatican, even though he's a Baptist, not a Catholic. The meeting was arranged by an Italian fighter promoted by King. ... Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott had a baby boy, Liam Aaron, who was delivered yesterday in LA. "Everyone is happy and healthy," says a source to Us. Grandma Candy was there too. ... Jake Gyllenhaal is taking on the role of Captain Marvel, say Rush & Molloy, even though rumors have swirled that Jake will take over the role of Spider-Man from Tobey Maguire.

67 COMMENTS

No Avatar
16.

SICKOFTHEM    

Jessica should be FORBIDDEN to adopt a PET ROCK!

2744 days ago
17.

Deja    

HAHAHA MESSICA SIMPSON WITH A CHILD?!?! Good God...keep your KIDS AWAYY!!!!!!!! She doesn't want to "make kids right now" because she doesn't want to get fatter than her already big fat pimply ass is! Nick must be laughing w/ his HOTTER girlfriend right now! OJ- give it up, you're going to hell. Sorry Lane, good for your for admitting to your wrong doing. Congrats Tori..happy for you!
Jake Gylenhaal - you're the hottest thing alive. call me!

2744 days ago
18.

boredatwork    

That wig is hideous! (and obviously a wig Jessica). She is too self centered to be a good parent, she needs to wait until she can grow up. Which may be never.

2744 days ago
19.

Gina    

Oh No , JESSICA I think you need to grow up First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Come on give me a break..... Please spare us and an adopted child...Grow up and get a life....

2744 days ago
20.

STALIN    

you guys are so mean to jessica

2744 days ago
21.

Gina    

Did you see that RING on VANESSA'S Finger!!!!!!!!!! it looks GLAMOUROUS.........................................it is always easier to size down a ring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2744 days ago
22.

give me a break,,    

I gave birth to two kids,, then adopted one,, the adoption was tons easier than the operations involved in my childbirth,, I can see how people would want to try adopting first,, that is great,, I would love to adopt another child that needs a home,,
but I feel Jessica should be in a stable relationship before she starts adopting
kids, just dating a guy is confusing and she will not have time for him,, I"m not saying she needs to be married,, but in a steady relationship or single,, springing adopted babies or children on men when u are just dating
is kind of rude!

:-)
i feel her stupidisms are just that,, I can't imagine she is as stupid as she was on her reality show,, i feel that was her being a helpless dumb blonde because men find this
sexy. No one can be this stupid and not on the short bus,, !!
and she is and was spoiled by her parents ,, then by an older experienced Nick,,
so,, i do not find her totally helpless to have children,, i'm sure her mom and nannies would be doing 99% of the work,,
good luck future children of Jessica Simpson

2744 days ago
23.

monique    

I wouldn't trust Jessica with a puppy! She would be just like Britney. When she got tired of the kid and realized that she couldn't just return it, she would flip out. Adopting a child shouldn't be a fad.

Also, when is Angelina going to stop?

2744 days ago
24.

Shay    

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! NO ADOPTION AGENCY ALLOW THIS BOBBLEHEAD TO ADOPT A POOR,INNOCENT CHILD, SHES A MORON WHO SHOULD'NT EVEN BE ALLOWED TO HAVE HER OWN!!...NONE THE LESS AN ADOPTED ONE!
JESSICA & HER NO TALENT HAVING SISTER ARE SOOOO FUCKIN OVERRATED!

2744 days ago
25.

Maggie    

What a fuckin dumb blonde!!! She can die it brown but it still doesn't cover up the stupidity undernathe. She thinks that because she can take care of a couple dogs that she is ready to have kids??? Don't forget to go window shopping for that nanny that'll raise your baby too Jessica!!! Yeah at least Britney was crazy before she had the kids. This Wanna-be Daisy Duke will go cuckoo because she will lose the body too. Lets all remember she was not this thin when she was starting her career....she struggled with an eating disorder for music videos and now she still has this anorexic but tone Daisy figure that will got right out the window the second she pops out a disty heir to her lazy bitch throne.

2744 days ago
26.

Wendy    

Kids Only make you grow up and i think she would do just fine.

2744 days ago
27.

Wendy    

Why would any of us be like that. Not wanting to give a nice child a chance at a good life. For all of you who doubt her? None of you know her but through the media. So you guys would have to be airheads you know the only post that shit so you will buy it. That is the saying money is the root of all evil.

2744 days ago
28.

Maddy    

Look at this this way, if Jessica adopts a baby it will give a job to an out of work nanny. Good for the economy. She needs to get into a stable (as opposed to Hollywood) relationship/marriage before tackling this.

Congrats to Tori and husband. That is how it should be done. Marriage and baby because they want a "family" and not because they want to be cool celebs.

2744 days ago
29.

jesus    

Okay, most of America feels that OJ had some involvement in the double-homicide. However, he was found not guilty and then was found liable under civil laws. This is no where near the most racist decision that a court has made. Lets take a look a the Martinsville Seven, Emmit Teal, Medgar Evers. White men go away with MURDER for years and because it was the way of society at that time it was look at as being okay. Today OJ got away with it but he has to give up his trophy that he won in college before he met the two victims ( was that right, just or fair) If you dont like OJ fine. If you do fine. Let the man co-exsist in the great country we call America

2744 days ago
30.

ayer    

Ha! Ha! Simpson as a mother? That should be entertaining to see. From what we've seen of her so far, nothing tells she's mother material.

2744 days ago
Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

Around The Web