Jessica to Paps: "Back Off!"

46. Jessica,
We all wish the paparazzi would ignore you forever.

Posted at 4:16PM on Mar 15th 2007 by Belle

47. Come here honey girl, my little JessiePoo. Daddy will rub your boobies and make you feel better.

Posted at 3:49PM on Mar 15th 2007 by Daddy

48. LMAO ..Hilarious. Did John tell her that she would be taken more seriously if she yelled at the papperazi? Forget it John..there's now way we can forget her half naked ass molesting a car while dancing around and singing poorly.

Posted at 3:50PM on Mar 15th 2007 by Try again John..!

49. .........................................Much to her credit, She handled them well.........................................

Posted at 4:01PM on Mar 15th 2007 by Old Dog

50. I cant stand Jessica Simpson............She is so damn annoying! The "I'm a dumb blonde" act is so worn out by her (now she's a redhead). I think she is really crazy for divorcing Nick Lachey.... That guy is GORGEOUS and he really seemed to care about her (WHY???) Anyway, now she is with John Mayer.... Excuse me, but isn't Jessica the one who bragged about how "virginal" she was before she got married (Just like Britney spears did and look how virginial she turned out LOL) Well, I remember reading an article that had asked John Mayer what he absolutely has to have when he's on tour.. His response was "he can't live without his PORN". Sounds like a nice guy to me..... YUCK, he is so nasty looking... But, i guess jess deserves him cuz she's nasty looking to and so is her sister ashlee (Ashlee has the Jan syndrome from the brady bunch, you know what i mean??? Like how jan was so jealous of marsha cuz she got all the attention) So sick of the both of them.

Posted at 4:29PM on Mar 15th 2007 by baddgirl12

51. #17 The only safety Jessica has to worry about when around the paps are her 5 inch heels and not tripping. And if Jessica liked the way she looked; then she would not have dyed her hair blonde in the first place, and now she’s wearing hair extensions. Jessica had selfish reasons for dumping her hubby. She thought she could do better and greedy Jessica wanted a quick divorce before her movie money came in, and this is why she did not want to go to marriage counseling or have a trial separation. Jessica is cute, but by no means gorgeous. She looks like all the other cute women in LA and OC. #16 I’m sure it was great therapy for Nick to write a song about the horrible hell Jessica put him through by divorcing him. And of course Jessica is not going to write a song about her divorce because she did not get her heart broken, so what would she sing about? A song that goes something like this; I dumped my hubby because I’m selfish and greedy and I think I can do better. La La La. #29 Jessica was rude to the paps. She could have waved and got in her car. This is the price one pays for fame and for making too much money for what she does.

Posted at 4:54PM on Mar 15th 2007 by AVOIDING LA BY LIVING IN THE OC

52. #31 I bet that has to bother Jessica that she can be replaced by porn. I bet that's why John had Jessica follow him like a puppy on tour, so he could get his convenient booty call. John is not going to marry Jessica, but I’m sure he is amused to have a young famous cute celebrity following him like a puppy looking to be loved.

Posted at 4:36PM on Mar 15th 2007 by CommonSenseRules@yahoo.com

53. Jessica was rude to the paps because she knows the video is going to be on TMZ and that the majority of the comments will be negative.

Posted at 4:39PM on Mar 15th 2007 by TMZ Junkie

54. #17 The only safety Jessica has to worry about when around the paps are her 5 inch heels and not tripping. And if Jessica liked the way she looked; then she would not have dyed her hair blonde in the first place, and now she’s wearing hair extensions. Jessica had selfish reasons for dumping her hubby. She thought she could do better and greedy Jessica wanted a quick divorce before her movie money came in, and this is why she did not want to go to marriage counseling or have a trial separation. Jessica is cute, but by no means gorgeous. She looks like all the other cute women in LA and OC. #16 I’m sure it was great therapy for Nick to write a song about the horrible hell Jessica put him through by divorcing him. And of course Jessica is not going to write a song about her divorce because she did not get her heart broken, so what would she sing about? A song that goes something like: I dumped my hubby because I’m selfish and greedy and I think I can do better. La La La. #29 Jessica was rude to the paps. She could have waved and got in her car. This is the price one pays for fame and for making too much money for what she does.

Posted at 4:40PM on Mar 15th 2007 by AVOIDING LA BY LIVING IN THE OC

55. #31 Good point about Jessica bragging about being a virgin before she got married. I have no doubt that she is having sex with John because he would not have Jessica around if she was not putting out. So much for Jessica being a faithful Christian. The only thing Jessica is faithful about is shopping. And Nick was a loving boyfriend who did not pressure her to lose her virginity before marriage. How many guys would be willing to do that? After Jessica got famous for being a cute self absorbed, sloppy, blonde ditz from the Newly Wed show, she forgot about her Christian beliefs and dumped her hubby for selfish reasons. And then Jessica has the nerve to be rude to the paps when her movies and albums have been flops, but lucky for her, she got over paid for them anyway because this is show business. She should be happy that the paps even notice her anymore.

Posted at 4:55PM on Mar 15th 2007 by Chris

56. First...why is she in such high demand for photos? I don't get it...I sure the hell do not want my little girl looking up to her. There are plenty of other celebs that are "worthy" of being famous and are good role models for kids so why not take their pictures....oh thats right they don't exploit themselves to the world (ie: Newlyweds). I find it so funny how she did a reality show about being married and then ends up divorced. How humiliating that must be at the young age of 26. Jess go find a place in Ohio (nothing against Ohio, just don't want her close to my state) to live and then you do not need to worry about being in the tabloids. AND get the hell away from Mayer....he’s an ass BUT he is talented and you are ruining his career. Who knows maybe he wants to move to Ohio also...might be good for both of you as you are a has been and he will be very soon.

Posted at 4:55PM on Mar 15th 2007 by madness

57. WOMEN WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM TEND TO ADMIRE AND ENVY SUPERFICAL WOMEN LIKE JESSICA. I CAN SEE BY ALL THE COMMENTS THAT THE MAJORITY OF WOMEN HERE HAVE HIGH SELF ESTEEM

Posted at 5:09PM on Mar 15th 2007 by HIGH SELF ESTEEM

58. WOMEN WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM TEND TO ADMIRE AND ENVY SUPERFICAL WOMEN LIKE JESSICA. I CAN SEE BY ALL THE COMMENTS THAT THE MAJORITY OF WOMEN HERE HAVE HIGH SELF ESTEEM

Posted at 5:12PM on Mar 15th 2007 by HIGH SELF ESTEEM

59. LOL! I love you TMZ for giving me worthless but amusing pictures/videos with comments. TMZ wrote "If Jess wants people to leave her alone, she should just sing." LOL! So true! So true! Keep up the amusing work TMZ. Have you ever noticed that some celebrities are always kind to the paps like Paul McCartney while others are rude like Jessica? This is because this is their true personality coming out. Paul McCartney has been in the business for over 40 years, but he still manages to be nice to the paps; even when he leaving divorce court. Now that's what I call good character and unselfish. Jessica you could learn from Paul McCartney.

Posted at 5:23PM on Mar 15th 2007 by Beatles Fan Forever

60. #58 I agree with #59 that Jessica could learn something from Paul McCartney. When The Beatles manager Brian Epstein died, Paul had just returned from India, and although he was obviously sad by the news and tired from the long plane ride, he still took the time to talk to the reporters. Paul is famous and extremely talented, and he is never rude to the reporters. And when George Harrison died which was Paul's childhood friend and fellow Beatle; Paul was in his PJs getting his newspaper and he still made time to talk to the reporters. Jessica could definitely learn something from Paul's great example,. but I doubt it because she is self absorbed and greedy.

Posted at 5:35PM on Mar 15th 2007 by Another Beatle Fan for Life