The Anna Nicole Smith Movie -- Howard K. Stern


Howard K. Stern played by David Schwimmer

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31. Two ugly dudes.........perfect choice

Posted at 9:00PM on Mar 17th 2007 by chris

32. How about Osama Bin Laden playing Howard $tern

Posted at 10:28PM on Mar 17th 2007 by novy

33. No to this one. David S. is hideous and not so talented either. I hated Friends so I really can't stand to look at David S. Howard needs to be played by some one with a little depth.

Posted at 11:20PM on Mar 17th 2007 by Tammy

34. Charles Manson needs to play Howard K. Stern. Get Manson out of jail for the movie &
and put Howard K. Stern in Jail. Then when the movie is done, Stern & Manson can be roommates.

Posted at 12:06AM on Mar 18th 2007 by Markeia

35. Some profoundly handsome actor should play Howard. Someone with class, dignity and substance Clooney would be good but he is not as handsome as Howard. Howard has class, style and depth. Anna was beautiful so Tori is not a good choice. Burkhead and Virgie are so common that any 3rd. rate actor would be okay. Maybe Burkhead could play himself. He really is a pretty good actor - he just does not impress me and I don't buy that innocent, good guy act. Hard for me to understand why and how anyone could say anything bad about Howard. He is what all of us need in our lives - someone who loves us and who we can depend on when the world has let us down. Howard is a wonderful person. I pray that something good happens soon that makes him smile and lifts his spirit. He deserves it. If I never saw another interview of "I'm the good guy" Burkhead it would be too soon.

Posted at 1:40AM on Mar 18th 2007 by Anne

36. IM sorry here people but when I first saw H.K.Smith , I looked at my wife and said , Who does he look like ? She smiled and said, that guy on "Family Guy" ! and I said , You got that right ! We both laughed , but H.K absoulutely looks like "Quagmire" on Family Guy , but unfortunatley for this , they would have to make a cartoon for the movie.

Posted at 3:10AM on Mar 18th 2007 by Jim Failing

37. IM sorry here people but when I first saw H.K.Smith , I looked at my wife and said , Who does he look like ? She smiled and said, that guy on "Family Guy" ! and I said , You got that right ! We both laughed , but H.K absoulutely looks like "Quagmire" on Family Guy , but unfortunatley for this , they would have to make a cartoon for the movie.

Posted at 3:16AM on Mar 18th 2007 by Jim Failing

38. no no no!!
you're all gonna laugh but i think charlie seen is a really good choise..
i don't think david's look are good for howard k. stern

Posted at 10:05AM on Mar 24th 2007 by anouk

39. i have to go with the firecrotch guy. brandon david. hangeroner pos. would do well. looks like a slimeball, acts like a slimeball, PERFECT.

Posted at 9:30AM on Mar 18th 2007 by amg9253

40. how bout that firecrotch loser??

Posted at 9:29AM on Mar 18th 2007 by amg9253

41. TMZ, schwimmer was an interesting choice...but I think I've got Howard K. Stern's role cast best -- How about Patrick Dempsey? You would have to really make him less "pretty" looking and more seedy. I think that it could work. Heck, this could be his chance for an Oscar like Charlize Theron in Monster. As for Anna Nicole...I'm thinking Jenny McCarthy - who else could pull off the "over the top" slurring, barely speaking english, stoned out of her mind comedy routine?

Posted at 9:49AM on Mar 18th 2007 by C-Lo

42. My nominations for the role of Howard K. Stern are:
1. Andy Garcia;
2. Crispin Glover;
3. Jeremy Sisto; or
4. Johnny Depp

My nominations for the rolee of Anna Nicole Smith are:
1. Charlize Theron;
2. Jenny McCarthy; or
3. Pamela Anderson

My nominations for the role of Virgie are:
1. Sally Struthers;
2. Doris Rodgers;
3. Loretta Swit; or
3, Roseanne Barr

My nomination for the role of Daniel Smith is:
1. River Phoenix

My nomination for the role of Debra Opri is:
1. Julia Louis Dreyfus

My nomination for the role of Big Moe is:
1. O.J. Simpson (that way he can earn some money to pay off that judgement he owes to the Goldbergs and that other "Nicole's" estate).

My nomination for role of Judge Seidlin is definitely Henry Winkler.

My nomination for the role of Dr. Perper is definitely Don Rickles.

I don't know who should play the role of Larry Birkhead, he isn't a very memorable character so it could be just about any skinny dude with fake blond highlighted hair.

Tori Spelling is a very pretty and talented actress BUT she is not right for the role of Anna Nicole Smith

I think several of the actors I nominated would be interested because Anna's story is still evolving and there is overwhelming public interest and curiosity in the story and the story is about a B-line actress in the industry who seemingly went from rags to riches to tragic to dead. Playing non-fictional characters would be challenging and probably earn some of these stars awards. Stern is an ignigmatic, controversial, slippery, monotone character, while on the other extreme, Virgie is a controversial matriachial nemesis to Stern. This could be a blockbuster movie if the right people play the parts. Is Nancey Grace and Larry King going to play themselves? If this movie is going to be credible, it has got to show Virgie articulating that 10 second soundbite mother's premonition on Nancey Grace, and snippets of the interviews Larry King had with Howard K. Stern and Anna Nicole Smith. That was the public introduction to these memorable, non-fictional characters, it grabbed the public's attention. Whether people like or hate Virgie, her scenes few, they are dramatic and unforgettable so an experienced actress should play her role from the laying her body on Daniel's grave, to the 10 second warning to ANS on Nancey Grace, to snippet of testimony where she is asked whether she profited from ANS's death, to the attempt to stop the funeral in the Bahamas, enduring Stern's inflamatory, the 52 shovel loads of dirt; the walking across Anna's grave. I think the strength of Stern's character is that he is ignigmatic, secretive, manipulative and down right "creepy". Finally, the movie has got to be done "Holly-woodish" style.

Posted at 10:39AM on Mar 18th 2007 by Lisa

43. Umm the obvious person to play that dirt bag Howard is Richard Lewis look at pic of him the resemblence is uncanny. And he played a bad guy the movie Robin Hood Men in tights I could see someone telling Howard - hey your mole has moved again. And as far as Tori Spelling goes someone needs to have their eyes checked she's one of those butter face girls. Having her pay Anna Nicole is an insult to Anna Nicole she was beautiful.

Posted at 10:46AM on Mar 18th 2007 by Kathy

44. It is obvious that Howard K. Sterns legal team, or Stern himself, wrote the #33 Comment. Trying to paint Stern with compassion, integrity, honesty and ethics. Give it up Howie and team. The American public is not fooled. The events of Stern will forever be embedded in our hearts and minds, with nothing but disgust for Stern and sorrow for Anna and her son. Trying to paint Birkhead as anything but a caring Farther will not work. You can send a million emails, and sign any name you like, the facts about Stern will never change. Whatever actor plays Stern's part in the movie, the American Public and World Stage, will have to loathe. It has to be someone that can repulse a person just to look at him.

Posted at 11:32AM on Mar 18th 2007 by Markeia

45. Not Tori Spelling......................she sucs!! Reese Witherspoon would do a good job!

Posted at 12:33PM on Mar 18th 2007 by Anna's fan

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