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Casting the Anna Nicole Movie

3/18/2007 4:07 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

It's only a matter of time until someone makes a movie out of Anna Nicole Smith's life. To help speed the process, TMZ has decided to help the producers cast the film. Check out our cast.

Anna Nicole Smith played by Tori Spelling.

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91.

SURI'S GRANDPARENTS    

ANS = JENNY MCARTNEY, MAYBE K PICKLER OR JESSICA SIMPSON

LARRY BIRKHEAD = JUDE LAW

HKS = TOM CRUISE

VIRGIE = ROSSIE O

2754 days ago
92.

prettyful    

well no talent would seem appropriate..since anna had none!

2754 days ago
93.

GoAway    

ComeOne Teresa, Do you have drops in your eyes? Tori Spelling is as ugly as homemade sin! If it wasn't for plastic surgery, we would all be running for cover. She gives new meaning to girls looking like their daddy!

2754 days ago
94.

mg    

If they make a movie about Anna Nicole and leave out the trash what are they going to have a half an hour with commercials. Lets see she is born, drops out of school She gets married has a child, divorces. Marries a rich old man he dies. Skip all the years from when the old man died to when she has the baby and Daniel died because her life was all trash inbetween. A couple of scenes with her and the baby because everything else is trash until she dies. Stop at her death, its all trash following. Her downward spiral didn't start with Dannys death, that was the straw that broke the camels back, her dwnward spiral started the day the old man died.

2754 days ago
95.

Sammy    

No way can Tori play Anna. she is definately not pretty enough to play Anna.There is no resemblance, either. There are pretty enough girls to cast, please do not insult Anna.

2754 days ago
96.

annie    

go to Hollywood. Tall large boobs and dumb? Not hard to find......

2754 days ago
97.

The Howard K. Stern Conspiracy Theorist    


ONCE AGAIN THE WRITERS AT TMZ HAVE STOLEN MY IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAZY CROOKS!!!!!!!!!!!

IsHowardKSternaMURDERER.com

2754 days ago
98.

There is no such thing as reality tv    

# 65-Movie already in the works-I still think it is in bad taste-not to mention the REAL LIFE SAGA beats any movie hands-down.

#80-I think Tori is attractive, too-but not beautiful like Ana.

2754 days ago
99.

Jean Nachito    

Holly, Hef's girlfriend as ANNA.

Pee Wee Herman as Howard.

2754 days ago
100.

Sammy    

Who do you all want Dr. Perper?

2754 days ago
101.

B-mad    

Tori Spelling??? Are they going out of their way to choose the ugliest actress on television? You mine as well cast Tori's ugly mug of a pug...or whatever breed that hell-ashish canine is. Jamie Presley would be perfect, she can be trailor park, beautiful, and crass all at the same time.

2754 days ago
102.

Shelley    

Tori doesn't hold a candle to Anna's beauty. Please be more realistic.

2754 days ago
103.

Annie    

OMG, WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tori Spelling resembles a Girraf and they Guy who played Mask, El Rocky back in a Cher Movies in the 80's. She is now FAT and discusting, NO movie for her, she is like OMG so gross! Don't even make an Anna Nicole Movie, Her life is not worth reading about and surely not worth watching over again, she had no life. She was a f'n Slut piece of shit drug addict with no morals or respect for anyone or anything, Yes I knew her on a one on one basis, used to hang with her in H.S. and she has always been a slut and craved attention. She is nothing!!!!


YUK!! PLEASE SPARE US ALL< NO MOVIE OF HER LIFE PLEASE.

2754 days ago
104.

jessica    

Oh please....not Tori Spelling....she looks like a bug eyed troll...Anna Nicole may have been a little nuts but she was beautiful...Rest in peace Anna!!

2754 days ago
105.

Loser O'Quinn    

Tori as Anna? No way. Even on Anna's ugliest day she was still more beautiful than Tori on her best day...

2754 days ago
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