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Lance Armstrong has a thing for svelte ash blondes!

Lance, Sheryl, Tory. Kristin. Matthew
The seven-time Tour de France champ was married for five years to Kristin Richard (upper left), and had some fun with rocker Sheryl Crow (upper right), and has recently been spotted hanging out with fashion designer Tory Burch (lower left), who all just happen to bear a striking resemblence to each other and to another highlighted hetero...

If Kristin, Sheryl and Tory bulked up, fried in the sun for two weeks, went on a year-long bender and shaved every smidgen of body hair, they'd be a dead ringer for Armstrong's workout buddy, the shirtless wonder himself, Matthew McConaughey (lower right)!

Instead of recycling his blondes, Lance might want to listen to Ms. Crow: "A change would do you good!" Livestrong!



Tags: MAtthew McConaughey, MatthewMcconaughey, Sheryl Crow, SherylCrow, TOry Burch, ToryBurch

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16. http://www.lindaarmstrong.com/ Two look like her, but Sheryl is fugly.

Posted at 10:04PM on Mar 18th 2007 by Kati

17. As a beautiful woman I cannot understand how any woman, even ugly, would feel any kind of attraction for the very ugly and macho Lance Armstrong. And a cheater too, he took drugs to win the Tour de France six times. No way can this be accomplished without drugs.

Posted at 7:59PM on Mar 18th 2007 by Beauty

18. .............................................Stupid Stupid Stupid........................................................

Posted at 9:07PM on Mar 18th 2007 by Old Dog

19. Comon Mathew is way to hot for anyone to say anything about gay stuff !!

Posted at 1:01AM on Mar 19th 2007 by Faidra

20. What kind of a jackass dumps his girlfriend when she's diagnosed with cancer? - especially being a cancer survivor himself. She supported him emotionally when he was going through all kinds of crap, and the minute she needs him all she gets is the back of his head. Cheryl's better off without him.

Posted at 12:33AM on Mar 19th 2007 by SP

21. Sheryl Crow is ugly and a lame singer!

Posted at 1:32AM on Mar 19th 2007 by Anastasia Beaverhausen

22. No matter how you feel, it is better that Lance broke up with Sheryl BEFORE the wedding.

Posted at 10:53AM on Mar 19th 2007 by Rickie

23. So Lance is attracted to ashe blondes. Duh. Isn't everyone in America? Since this country deems blondes the pinnacle of beauty, every attractive and semi-attractive woman in America is striving for the same Barbie look. Just look at all the beauty pageant contestants--they all look just alike. So why is it even worth mentioning that any man has a preference for blondes? If he's like every other American, this beauty ideal has been pounded in his head since he knew what a girl was, and since his mom looks just like these women, his preference should be a foregone conclusion (Dr. Joyce Brothers says 60% of men marry women who resemble their mothers in some way--i.e. hair color, eye color, facial features, etc.).

Posted at 11:39AM on Mar 19th 2007 by Blonde Ambition

24. No matter what we think (and I am not a big Lance fan), at least Lance broke up with Sheryl BEFORE the wedding. Also, according to Sheryl, she found out about the cancer about a week AFTER they broke up. Lance called her immediately, but she told him she appreciated his concern, but it was better to just stay away.

Posted at 10:57AM on Mar 19th 2007 by Rickie

25. I'm sick and tired of reading that he's such a good man because he survived cancer. Surviving cancer makes you a cancer survivor, it does not make you a good human being. "Breaking up" is a very nice way of describing him and Sheryl. He took her for a ride, then dumped her a month before the wedding. Because hey, he wanted his freedom. I wonder who told his daughters that they would not get to wear the white dresses they already had for the wedding. Or that they'd just lost the woman who they'd grown to love and who spent so much time with them, because daddy changed his mind again. I bet he left that to the ex. Cancer survivor or not, not many Austinites are still proud of him. He treats women like shit. And thinks he has a right because he's so wonderful.

Posted at 1:54PM on Mar 19th 2007 by CancerSurvivor from Austin

26. I'm sick and tired of reading "but he's a cancer survivor". So he can't be a cad, because he's a cancer survivor? What a load of crap. He used Sheryl and then he dumped her. Humiliated her by dumping her a month before the wedding. Oh but that's called "breaking up" right? No, not if it's done that way, actually. He kept changing his mind - wanted her fame and wanted to be a party boy. Wanted the media to believe he was there for her when it was so obvious he was not. She was so hurt that she could not even have him near her. But he's a cancer survivor. So what if he is, he still treats women like shit. Thinks he's quite a catch. Most Austinites have had enough of his "Lance loves Lance" attitude. What an example, what a role model. Even my 13-year-old son says dude's such a womanizer because he has totally no respect.

Posted at 2:19PM on Mar 19th 2007 by AustiniteCancerSurvivor

27. Horrible nose jobs on those women, why can't women be happy with what they're born with?? Now they look deformed.

Posted at 3:24PM on Mar 19th 2007 by BB

28. WHY DO AMERICANS ALWAYS CALL WOMEN BEAUTIFUL JUST BECAUSE SHE HAS BLONDE HAIR-DON'T YOU NOTICE THEY ALL HAVE HORSE FACES-LIKE SJP!

Posted at 11:32PM on Mar 20th 2007 by PAL

29. #25 Posted at 2:19PM on Mar 19th 2007 by AustiniteCancerSurvivor

I agree with you whole hearthlily. I worked with someone who survived cancer and it did not make him a better person. He was a jackass who care about himself. Same for Lance. Who is a poor role model.

Posted at 2:25AM on Mar 21st 2007 by Not a Lance Fan

30. #27 Posted at 4:17PM on Mar 20th 2007 by Jaye

There are far more people who survived cancer and are good people. Lance is not one of them. womanizer at best with bad taste in women.

Posted at 2:26AM on Mar 21st 2007 by Not a Lance Fan

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