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Lance's Ladies Look Alike

Lance Armstrong has a thing for svelte ash blondes!

Lance, Sheryl, Tory. Kristin. Matthew
The seven-time Tour de France champ was married for five years to Kristin Richard (upper left), and had some fun with rocker Sheryl Crow (upper right), and has recently been spotted hanging out with fashion designer Tory Burch (lower left), who all just happen to bear a striking resemblence to each other and to another highlighted hetero...

If Kristin, Sheryl and Tory bulked up, fried in the sun for two weeks, went on a year-long bender and shaved every smidgen of body hair, they'd be a dead ringer for Armstrong's workout buddy, the shirtless wonder himself, Matthew McConaughey (lower right)!

Instead of recycling his blondes, Lance might want to listen to Ms. Crow: "A change would do you good!" Livestrong!



Tags: MAtthew McConaughey, MatthewMcconaughey, Sheryl Crow, SherylCrow, TOry Burch, ToryBurch

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31. #28 - Posted at 11:32PM on Mar 20th 2007 by PAL

(sorry for the triple posts!) :o(

Yep horse faces alright! They are not stunning at all.

Posted at 2:27AM on Mar 21st 2007 by Not a Lance Fan

32. As Sheryl alluded to: she was lonely in that relationship. He walked out on his wife and kids but the media focuses on him having dumped Sheryl. The book due out on him should shed some light. Coyle's book made him out to be a control freak mean guy. Doesn't say too much for any woman who'd want to be with him. Beauty's got it right.

Posted at 9:49PM on Mar 21st 2007 by Missy

33. Beauty doesn't have it right; Lance Armstrong won the Tour seven times, not six, and he has never had a positive drug test. Four other riders won the Tour five times, with a whole lot more other wins that Armstrong, so the fact the he won one race so often does not prove that it was somehow impossible. He can date whomever he likes but it is obvious that like most extremely successful people he is very driven and not everyone can cope with that.

Posted at 5:08PM on Mar 26th 2007 by Sprocketboy

34. They never really lived together. They we’re just two strangers sharing water and electricity. It was a thankless job being Sheryl's boyfriend, but Lance had karma to burn off. It’s hard to find that special person you want to annoy you for the rest of your life.Who would have guessed the sign she was born under---NO PARKING.

To Lance Armstrong, a testicular cancer survivor, she was obnoxious on a personal level, breaking his heart and busting his chops, drop kicking him through the goal posts of love, till he ended up hating the player and the game- He took his ball and went home.

If only he could be half the man Sheryl's dog thought he was. Lance is a stud. He wasn't someone that you use once and throw away on the scrap heap. He was a real friend--- someone that you could use again and again. Oh well... He broke the Guy Rule: Thou shall not rent the DVD version of Sex and the City.


While Sheryl stays busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian with Laurie David---whose only claim to fame is being the sex partner of Larry David who helped create Seinfeld--- it's back to the grind for Lance---to those meaningful overnight relationships: Getting in touch with his inner red neck, LIVING STRONG--- like going downtown and practicing his “Git in the truck” lines. And the only honesty these days is telling call girls his real name. "I'll take things that I know for $200, Alex."


Posted at 12:20PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Free Alec Baldwin!

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