A surgically-healed Gene Simmons took to the marquee of New York's Hard Rock Cafe on Thursday to unveil the assvertising campaign for the second season of his A&E reality show, "Family Jewels."
The 57-year-old KISS frontman, with the help of a bevy of bootylicious babes in black undies, definitely got a rise out of the Manhattan crowd. Bottoms up!
16. When you're worth 50+ million dollars, you can get away with pretty much anything. Admittedly, the girl on the far right should have invested in either a tanning salon or some Spanx.
Posted at 2:52PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by OldJewishLady
17. Part of the KISS army - KISS Rocks!!! ;-)
Posted at 2:55PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Ledbetter1212
18. What is hangning out of the black girls shorts?
Posted at 5:01PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Leslie
19. Gene Simmons is an ugly old has been, who even a face lift didn't help. He needs to just go in a room and remember when he was something to little girls!!!
Posted at 3:01PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by cheryl
20. Homegirl on the right needs a tan. If you're dark, it looks less like cottage cheese.
Posted at 3:03PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by yaheard
21. I hear a lot of jealous kids whining. You'll never do better.
Posted at 3:08PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Sam
22. I hear a lot of jealous kids whining. You'll never do better.
Posted at 3:08PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Sam
23. Part of the KISS army...KISS Rocks!!! ;-)
Posted at 3:11PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Ledbetter1212
24. I don't get why he went through all that pain and mega $$$$$$ on his face and still has that horrid, 99 cent out of the bottle refried black hair do.
Sometimes change is GOOD Gene!!
Get a new hair-do!!!!!!! Nothing else you ever do will make a difference with that fried black brillow pad on your head! It just ain't workin' for ya. AT ALL!
Posted at 3:15PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by sandpiper
25. This is almost as sad as his bad dye job. Poor guy just trying to fight the cruel hands of Time!
Posted at 3:17PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by News Junkie
26. Oh Yeah Gene, these women all want you for your outstanding looks. INSERT GAG HERE.
Posted at 3:27PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by brillo head
27. #18 The sista is the only respectable one that chose to wear undies.
Posted at 3:45PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by voodoo
29. He's funny! Of course the girls get paid, DUH!
Posted at 5:43PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by truth hurts
30. Gene is proving the old saying "You're only as old as you feel." He's definitely enjoying himself. And guys, just an FYI, any guy who's had that kind of rock star status and that much money will never have a problem finding girls to hang around him. I think it's great he's enjoying life, and the show is hilarious.
Posted at 4:15PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Teresa
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