16. Homegirl on the right needs a tan. If you're dark, it looks less like cottage cheese.

Posted at 3:03PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by yaheard

17. I hear a lot of jealous kids whining. You'll never do better.

Posted at 3:08PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Sam

18. I hear a lot of jealous kids whining. You'll never do better.

Posted at 3:08PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Sam

19. Part of the KISS army...KISS Rocks!!! ;-)

Posted at 3:11PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Ledbetter1212

20. I don't get why he went through all that pain and mega $$$$$$ on his face and still has that horrid, 99 cent out of the bottle refried black hair do.

Sometimes change is GOOD Gene!!

Get a new hair-do!!!!!!! Nothing else you ever do will make a difference with that fried black brillow pad on your head! It just ain't workin' for ya. AT ALL!

Posted at 3:15PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by sandpiper

21. This is almost as sad as his bad dye job. Poor guy just trying to fight the cruel hands of Time!

Posted at 3:17PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by News Junkie

22. Oh Yeah Gene, these women all want you for your outstanding looks. INSERT GAG HERE.

Posted at 3:27PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by brillo head

23. #18 The sista is the only respectable one that chose to wear undies.

Posted at 3:45PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by voodoo

24. ewww that chick in the front has cottage cheese thighs she also needs some sun. YUCK

Posted at 4:05PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by jocker

25. That girl on the far right has really icky legs...stockings could have helped them look a LOT better even!

Posted at 4:11PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Sarah

26. Gene is proving the old saying "You're only as old as you feel." He's definitely enjoying himself. And guys, just an FYI, any guy who's had that kind of rock star status and that much money will never have a problem finding girls to hang around him. I think it's great he's enjoying life, and the show is hilarious.

Posted at 4:15PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Teresa

27. #17 Leslie...AHA HAHAHHAAHA I agree! WTF is going on there? I was hopping that I wasn't the only one to see that too.

Posted at 4:20PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Iowa Girl

28. This is stupid and disgusting and Simmons is ugly as a mud road.

Posted at 4:31PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by kristy

29. What is hangning out of the black girls shorts?

Posted at 5:01PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Leslie

30. In my opinion, Gene's an icky old toad who's raising his young daughter to think that women are all objects, it's okay for your dad to run around on your mom, it's okay for your dad not to ever marry your mom -- even though she has wanted to for YEARS, and a woman always has to compete for her man's fleeting fidelity. Great role model.

Posted at 5:20PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by GET REAL