KISS My Ass!

A surgically-healed Gene Simmons took to the marquee of New York's Hard Rock Cafe on Thursday to unveil the assvertising campaign for the second season of his A&E reality show, "Family Jewels."
Gene Simmons
The 57-year-old KISS frontman, with the help of a bevy of bootylicious babes in black undies, definitely got a rise out of the Manhattan crowd. Bottoms up!



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31. Gene is the king. Mmmm... short shorts.

Posted at 5:24PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Zippy

32. This is stupid and disgusting and Simmons is ugly.

Posted at 5:31PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by mike

33. He's funny! Of course the girls get paid, DUH!

Posted at 5:43PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by truth hurts

34. Simply stated, these women have no self respect.

Posted at 5:44PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by RL

35. ye his wife shannon tweed is an angel,have u seen her movies??she has about 5 erotic sex scenes in each of her movies most of them with guys half her age.I dont think shes done one of her erotic movies in a couple of years but theve been together since 83.
I guess with so many people watching his girlfreind and mother of his children get it on with so many guys in so many movies he probably feels he has a right to be with other women.
Oh and how would u know that shes wanted to get married for ages and he doesnt?
Just a thought maybe if she didnt do her erotic movies she would be more suitible to be a wife.You could all trash gene simmons if u want to but the guy has been extremely succsessful with his music and has given away alot of his money for good causes.

Posted at 5:45PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by ash

36. HOLY CHRIST ! COTTAGE CHEESE ASS/THIGHS ON THE FAR RIGHT BLONDE. ARE THESE SHOCK JOCK HOWARD STERN'S THROW-AWAYS????

Posted at 5:48PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by only in LA

37. I feel sorry for his daughter ... Geez ...

Posted at 5:51PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by GET REAL

38. I don't see nothing wrong with this picture you people need to get a life.

Posted at 6:08PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by "D"

39. Seriously, why would anyone be surprised at the level of woman on that balcony? I mean, do you really think, beautiful girls with great bodies would do that crap? That's a job for girls who aspire to be in porn. You know that type, face is bad, hair is bad, body is so-so to bad. They'll never be real models. They're all short chunks - except for snow white on the right. She's tall, but the face and the body...

Posted at 6:53PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by whodat

40. he's just gross -

Posted at 6:55PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by blecccchhhhh!!

41. #9 Nichole: It's called "money".

Posted at 7:16PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Whammer Jammer

42. I am confused. Has he had his facelift yet?

Posted at 7:45PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Lana

43. Lana, facelift is complete.

Posted at 9:14PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by KISS MY EVIL ASS

44. The black girl with the afro looks likes either her panties on or her maxi pad is way too big!

Posted at 11:02PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Sarah

45. Go to www.splashnewsonline.com to see a close-up of whatever is hanging out the the black girls shorts. I don't mean to pick on her but it is too funny!

Posted at 11:33PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Leslie

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