Naomi -- So Long, B**ches!
Naomi Campbell said goodbye -- and screw you -- to her five-day stint in community service.
The supermodel left her last day of punishment with a bang -- donning a no doubt punishingly expensive metallic silver sequined evening gown, accented with a chrome, cell-phone-retardant cinched waist. She worked that driveway like never before -- no bag, no boots slung over her shoulder, perfect hair and makeup, pure diva-walk.
What's more, instead of the black Escalade that ferried her the previous four days, Naomi sped off in a silver Rolls-Royce, with a photographer right there to capture all the action. Her new man-friend/bag carrier was also in tow, but no one was looking at him.
Sanitiation Department officials had no public objection to the defiant display, saying that what Campbell does the minute she walks out of the building is her business. The building, it goes without saying, will never be the same.
