Naomi -- What's in The Bag?

3/23/2007 10:40 AM PDT

Naomi -- What's in The Bag?

A small pygmy assistant? Presents for your new work pals? The accumulated humility of a week's worth of manual labor?

The world's most beautiful toilet-scrubber unveiled the latest in Dickensian chic upon arriving to her final day of public service; with baggy pants, newsboy cap, and -- believe or not -- work boots! Her mysterious man-friend/co-worker/footman arrived just before she did, all by himself. Did we sense a hint of the forlorn in his gait?

Naomi, there's still time to do something crazy. Really. We're counting on you.