Donatella: What the Hell Is She Saying?!

Middle-age Mutant Ninja mumbler Donatella Versace launched her perfume today, and told the assembled international press ... well, perhaps you can figure it out.

The Muppet-faced fashionista released her eponymous fragrance, "Versace," at Harrods in London today, and though she reportedly spoke both English and Italian to reporters -- saying something about anger and mystery -- subtitles are clearly required to understand the mushmouthed perfumer.

In a swift marketing move, Donatella is not the face of her perfume, which we will henceforth call "Donasmella."



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1. agggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:10PM on Mar 27th 2007 by Kim

2. She really needs to lay of the plastic surgery, the botox and the fat lip injections.
Scary.

Posted at 4:10PM on Mar 27th 2007 by Prnzez

3. LAY OFF THE PLASTIC SURGERY ALREADY---GAWD!!

Posted at 4:13PM on Mar 27th 2007 by ernie

4. Yuck. If, by pumpkin-faced you mean jack-o-lantern-faced I agree completely. Her face has been cut up more than your average halloween pumpkin.

Posted at 4:13PM on Mar 27th 2007 by Diego

5. Not one of the pretty ladies of fashion that is FOR SURE!

Posted at 4:16PM on Mar 27th 2007 by Victoria

6. Wow...I understand both English and Italian and I can barely get what she's saying in either language here. She needs to let some of the air out of her lips so that she can properly enunciate.

And she's definitely a Muppet.

Posted at 5:11PM on Mar 27th 2007 by tawagirl

7. oh my, she's as fugly as Starzilla

Posted at 4:20PM on Mar 27th 2007 by GirlyGirl

8. Her plastic surgeon should be fired! I would never buy perfume from this freak. Go get your face redone and your lips deflated, you look like a freak.

Posted at 4:20PM on Mar 27th 2007 by Mar

9. Her plastic surgeon should be fired! I would never buy perfume from this freak. Go get your face redone and your lips deflated, you look like a freak.

Posted at 4:21PM on Mar 27th 2007 by Mar

10. TMZ you guys are idiots. You're saying you don't understand what she is saying? That's because MOST of what she is saying is in a foreign language, (sounds like Italian or Spanish). You're so ignorant.

However, I do agree that the woman is uuuuuuugleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted at 4:23PM on Mar 27th 2007 by teeks

11. Can anyone get any uglier?

Posted at 4:25PM on Mar 27th 2007 by showdown

12. WHY are your picking on her like that? You know? What did she ever do wrong?

Her brother got capped and all she's trying to do is run his clothing company. Feel sorry for her and her offbeat look.

Posted at 4:29PM on Mar 27th 2007 by Anonymous

13. She is speaking a foreign language.

Posted at 5:03PM on Mar 27th 2007 by Someone With A Conscience

14. OMG WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HER FACE???? SHE LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY GIRL IN DISGUISE ...FROM THE EYES DOWN ... EEK....

Posted at 4:36PM on Mar 27th 2007 by Anna's Angel

15. OMG WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HER FACE???? SHE LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY GIRL IN DISGUISE ...FROM THE EYES DOWN ... EEK....

Posted at 4:37PM on Mar 27th 2007 by Anna's Angel

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