The Muppet-faced fashionista released her eponymous fragrance, "Versace," at Harrods in London today, and though she reportedly spoke both English and Italian to reporters -- saying something about anger and mystery -- subtitles are clearly required to understand the mushmouthed perfumer.
In a swift marketing move, Donatella is not the face of her perfume, which we will henceforth call "Donasmella."










