Donatella: What the Hell Is She Saying?!

3/27/2007 4:40 PM PDT
Middle-age Mutant Ninja mumbler Donatella Versace launched her perfume today, and told the assembled international press ... well, perhaps you can figure it out.

The Muppet-faced fashionista released her eponymous fragrance, "Versace," at Harrods in London today, and though she reportedly spoke both English and Italian to reporters -- saying something about anger and mystery -- subtitles are clearly required to understand the mushmouthed perfumer.

In a swift marketing move, Donatella is not the face of her perfume, which we will henceforth call "Donasmella."