"M*A*S*H" went off the air 24 years ago, but Loretta Swit proves they didn't call her "Hot Lips" Houlihan for nothing! 
The 69-year-old blonde bombshell resurfaced Saturday in Beverly Hills, and flashed her ruby red pucker at a Humane Society awards benefit.
Loretta's eternally preserved-in-syndication lusciousness has clearly been an inspiration for hot-lipped hooligan and gender reassignment poster girl, Amanda Lepore.
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(Page 2 of 3) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsTHERE IS A FISH OUT OF THE WATER, THERE IS A FISH OUT OF THE WATER!!
THERE IS A FISH OUT OF THE WATER, THERE IS A FISH OUT OF THE WATER!!
THERE IS A FISH OUT OF THE WATER, THERE IS A FISH OUT OF THE WATER!!
Not about Loretta, but has anybody else noticed Posh bought the same boobs as Amanda Lapore. They both look like transexual robots.
THIS IS GETTING TO BE A FREAK SHOW !!!!!......THE PUG UGLY WITH GENE SIMMONS AND NOW THIS SIDE SHOW HORROR...WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE CREATURES ??...I KNOW THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY HAS HIT ROCK BOTTOM WITH ALL THE TRASH, BUT WHERE ARE THE FREAKS COMING FROM.??? WHAT HAPPENED TO CLASS AND DIGNITY ??....
THIS IS PATHETIC TO EVEN PUT LORETTA IN THE SAME ARTICLE AS THIS SKANKY ""THING""....I CAN'T THINK OF ANY WORD TO DESCRIBE IT BUT ""THING.""..IT DOES NOT QUALIFY FOR EITHER SEX.....GIVE LORETTA A BREAK...SHE DOES NOT DEASERVE THIS TREATMENT FROM TMZ....SHE DOES DESERVE AN APOLOGY FOR BEING COMPARED TO THAT ""THING"", IN ANY MANNER. THERE IS NO COMPARISON TO BE MADE.........
I APOLIGIZE TO YOU LORETTA, EVEN IF I AM NOT IN ANY WAY RESPONSIBLE ..BUT DO FEEL YOUR OWED ONE.
I'll bet that a rotten Anna Nicole in her grave with worms eating her bugs eating her looks better !!
Loretta headed up a fund raiser at a country club in Barrington IL for the Hooved Animal Rescue and Protection Society last summer. She in no way resembles the photo you have here. She is quite understated and petite, extremely attractive and kind. She designs jewelry that is almost as precious as she is.
I KNEW IT WAS A HOAX -- ANNA NICOLE IS ALIVE !!!! LOOKING BETTER THAN EVER ANNA !!
I am sorry, but Amanda looks plain terrible. THere is nothing attractive whatsoever about this person, He/she looks like a carival act. Which just goes to show that if you are a certain sex, dont mess around with what God gave you. If you do, you may screw it up royally, Amanda has just that, it is sad.
aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So this is what satan looks like.
Why the hell do these women think grotesque huge lips are attractive?
I want to thank TMZ for inducing the most intense full-body cringe that I have ever felt in my life. It was so intense I lost consciousness. When I finally awoke I was lying in a pool of my own urine. I think it was my own urine. God, I hope it was my own urine. And my testicles recessed so far up into my torso that I don't think they are ever coming back down again.
yet another one or should I say 2 that have screwed up their faces w/plastic surgery...to the point they don't even look human!! stop the madness people!!

















