Beauty
Hot Lips Mashed!

"M*A*S*H" went off the air 24 years ago, but Loretta Swit proves they didn't call her "Hot Lips" Houlihan for nothing!
Loretta Swit and Amanda Lepore
The 69-year-old blonde bombshell resurfaced Saturday in Beverly Hills, and flashed her ruby red pucker at a Humane Society awards benefit.

Loretta's eternally preserved-in-syndication lusciousness has clearly been an inspiration for hot-lipped hooligan and gender reassignment poster girl, Amanda Lepore.



Tags: Amanda Lepore, AmandaLepore, Loretta Swit, LorettaSwit

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31. Why the hell do these women think grotesque huge lips are attractive?

Posted at 5:17PM on Mar 27th 2007 by Prnzez

32. I want to thank TMZ for inducing the most intense full-body cringe that I have ever felt in my life. It was so intense I lost consciousness. When I finally awoke I was lying in a pool of my own urine. I think it was my own urine. God, I hope it was my own urine. And my testicles recessed so far up into my torso that I don't think they are ever coming back down again.

Posted at 4:22PM on Mar 27th 2007 by Diego

33. "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT" WOOF WOOF "WHO LET THE GOGS OUT'

Posted at 4:33PM on Mar 27th 2007 by little girl

34. yet another one or should I say 2 that have screwed up their faces w/plastic surgery...to the point they don't even look human!! stop the madness people!!

Posted at 7:53PM on Mar 27th 2007 by rm

35. both are gross looking, I am sure that you have better thing to report on. who give a hoot about some man becoming a woman. He/she looks gross either way I cannot see anyone in their right minds wanting such trash

Posted at 6:19PM on Mar 27th 2007 by Reita Perdue

36. 69? damn, she looks good for her age

Posted at 6:41PM on Mar 27th 2007 by Pinkshoes

37. I have always been a fan of Loretta Switt. Other than the red lipstick, she looks fine for her age. I'm a woman and I hate red lipstick on anyone. As for that other person. What the hell is that??

Posted at 6:36PM on Mar 27th 2007 by decencyrules

38. I see a trifecta with Donatella...

OY...this looks like something from a carnival

Posted at 9:38AM on Mar 28th 2007 by claire collins

39. EWWWWWWWWWW..............................!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:42PM on Mar 27th 2007 by Khanndy

40. GONE FISHING ---YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED THERE!!!!!!!!! BUT THAN AGAIN WHATS THE USE BECAUSE SOMEONE LIKE YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ANYTHING ANYWAY..

Posted at 8:04PM on Mar 27th 2007 by no--way

41. Oh my goodness, this is M.A.S.H.'s Hotlips? I didn't recognize her, but I think she looks better on the before picture. Natural is best, Loretta. I am so glad to see you're still alive, lol!

Oh my goodness, my mom is 70 years-old, just one year older than Hotlips.

Posted at 3:27PM on Apr 6th 2007 by I love TMZ!

42. when mash was going strong, i had my picture taken with loretta swit, and she is a beautiful, loving and giving lady. she was there to support actors and others for animals--remember, we all get older

Posted at 7:04PM on Apr 19th 2007 by montana mike

43. Well, as usual, more boneheaded "professional" Hollywood reporting. Mock a former shining star and give attention to another nobody who's done nothing to deserve the media's attention. Come on, TMZ! I'm so sick of the "reporting" that comes from media types such as yours that tend to make older stars look ridiculous. Elton John, Loretta swit, Kirk Douglas, among others......they've DONE their part. They auditioned, worked, sweated, bled and suffered enough to earn some respect. You don't start mocking them just because they're not the block-buster money makers anymore. They've done their part for king and country. And for you to simply cast them aside as thought they had no significance is simply wrong. Want to see a list you can compare from yesterday to today.? Elton John, Gene Kelly, Johnny Carson, Lucille Ball, Alan Alda, John Wayne, among others. Now compare that to what crap you have today: Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Lindsay Lohan, any star-wannabe transvestite, Avril Lavigen and her spitting habit......yes, yes. You have so much to be proud of with the "stars" of today. You'll never know what you missed out on. The public isn't a bunch of schmoes that will accept anyone you push on us, Maybe Hollywood is full of a bunch of no-nothing airheads who care about these people, but keep it in California. The rest of us couldn't care less.

Posted at 10:29AM on May 5th 2007 by WkndSquire

44. BY THE WAY......THIS IS NOT A BEFORE AND AFTER PHOTO. THEY'RE 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE. ON THE LEFT IS LORETTA SWIT, ON THE RIGHT IS "WHO CARES'. Just a note for you idiots who don't or can't read before posting.........sheesh!

Posted at 11:12AM on May 5th 2007 by WkndSquire

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