Happy Birthday Miss Jones

106. Al looks like he can't wait to go home to his boyfriend. The extra skin on Star's arms were to provide tent-like coverage in the event of a monsoon . . . or Britney Spears next wedding ceremony . . .

Posted at 7:39PM on Mar 28th 2007 by Gigi

107. Hey, F*** Cares,

Like most liberal morons, the best you can articulate is F*** You; and yes, I go around calling mothers of dead veterans idiots if they're Cindy Sheehan. She used her son's death to further her own self-importance and be used by a politcal movement. I'm going to finish my argument because you can't comprehend what I'm saying and I'm afraid I might get another snappy comeback from you...like another f*** you! Yikes, your killing me

Posted at 8:52PM on Mar 28th 2007 by TBA

108. no one see the breast scar??!!

Posted at 7:40PM on Mar 28th 2007 by UGH

109. every time i see a photo of her i want to vomit, she gets uglier all the time, she needs botex on her eyelids it is an emergency and her flabby arms, how can she go sleeveless

Posted at 6:06AM on Mar 29th 2007 by audrey rose

110. every time i see a photo of her i want to vomit, she gets uglier all the time, she needs botex on her eyelids it is an emergency and her flabby arms, how can she go sleeveless

Posted at 8:50PM on Mar 28th 2007 by audrey rose

111. gotta give the dude credit, he's hanging in there and earning that future payday.

Posted at 8:51PM on Mar 28th 2007 by pdiddy

112. Most of you are complete ignorant of the smart sarcasm employed in this "article." This writer most certainly did not mean to "shape our opinion" about Star Jones, nor did he or she sincerely wish to gush about her "scrumptious" looks. Damn--it's called SARCASM. Get a clue!

Posted at 7:42PM on Mar 28th 2007 by Queen of Sarcasm

113. I've got just one sad thing to say about Star Jones, "BUCK NAKED', oh BOY!!!!

Posted at 7:49PM on Mar 28th 2007 by Lenn K

114. Ok ok ok.......Star, STOP!!! You need to stop dressing like you have always been small....GEEZ women, YOu can see your pathetic saggy/flat boobs and I'm sure your arms wooble like theres a new dance craze in town!!! You could dress better, you should dress better...If you civered up and dressed like an educated women you claim to be, you would spare alot of people trying to keep from hurling when your "girls are a flapping and your arms are a dancing.....I can ONLY imagine what the tops of your thighs are doing..........Please SPARE me and the world......Cover up!!!!! You are not doing yourself any favors exposing yourself..........YOU ARE SCARY UGLY AND YOUR PARTS DANCE FUNNY!!!!!!

Posted at 7:50PM on Mar 28th 2007 by DoYouOwnAMirror?

115. Another total waste of space reporting on that bitch Star Jones.. She needs an operation to remove those bat wings shes sporting or maybe shes getting reading to do a Batman sequel?

http://www.ishowardksternamurderer.com/

Posted at 9:11PM on Mar 28th 2007 by Kay

116. ....#81, UGH.............I hate to be the one to inform you but, that my dear is a deflated breast.....A sagging, flat Boob..............

Posted at 7:54PM on Mar 28th 2007 by Old Dog

117. No she didn't!

Posted at 8:48PM on Mar 29th 2007 by taniqua

118. YIKES!!!!!!! THIE WITCH IS BACK!!!

Posted at 8:00PM on Mar 28th 2007 by anonymous

119. seriously...whoever wrote this is a genius!!!
For those of you who don't understand sarcasm. Reread it, please. Every word of it is dripping with it. Sort of like Stars arms are dripping. ROFLMAO.....wow

Posted at 8:02PM on Mar 28th 2007 by Angie

120. why is tmz sucking up to her. she looks like ET..star phone home...

Posted at 11:10AM on Mar 29th 2007 by jeff