Beauty
Sanjaya Is a Looney Tune!

From Diana Ross to Halle Berry, you never know whose weave will inspire "American Idol" wannabe Sanjaya Malakar. This week, his hairspiration was none other than Looney Tunes character, Road Runner. Acme Hair Spray, anyone? *beep beep*
Sanjaya Malakar and Roadrunner
Sanjaya's mindboggling pony-hawk was enough to almost distract from his butchering of No Doubt's "Bathwater." Almost. Unfortunately, a more appropriate song choice for Sanjaya would have been the power pop band's 90s hit, "Don't Speak," which Timberlake-alike Chris Richardson ravaged. *beep beep*

If Sanjaya survives another week, he's going to have a busy day in the studio -- the hair studio that is!

That's all folks!



Tags: Sanjaya Malakar, SanjayaMalakar

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46.
DAMN!!!

MY POSTS ARE FUNNY!!!!!

I CRACK MYSELF UP!!!!

.... LOL.... LOL.... LOLOLOLLOOLOOLLOOLOLOLLOOLLOOLHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Posted at 4:54PM on Mar 28th 2007 by Jessica

47. First of all.... Sanjaya is still there because people are voting for him. Remember it's not the judges anymore... it's the voters we have to thank for the continuously painful performances everyweek. If I were in his shoes, I would probably remove myself from the competition. So even though most sane fans of the show realize he should never have made it this far, it is those HS fans, and VFTW who are sabotaging this season. I still have faith that a deserving person will win. I wish that his family would step up and tell him that the world is making a joke of him if he hasn't realized it himself, and to do the right thing. Let's hope that people make an effort and keep dialing to get those who deserve it , another week on the show. On another note.... is anybody as annoyed by Doolittle as I am??? Yes the girl can sing, without a doubt, she can sing .... but come on!!! Drop thefake suprised or scared act everytime Ryan or the judges compliment or talk to her, not cute! Annoying as hell!!!!

Posted at 5:09PM on Mar 28th 2007 by mm

48. Jessica: typing in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS is the internet equivilent of shouting. Although given your poor grammar, no punctuation, and bigoted redneck opinions - even operating a computer must be a triumph for you.
Sanjaya: marry me! you are HOT *rowrl*
Critics: if you have the foolishness and ignorance to type such hateful venom towards this beautiful boy, how come you didn't try out for the show yourselves? The simple fact is Sanjaya has achieved more success and fame than you ever will. The people who criticize the loudest are the ones who are so hurt by their OWN lack of talent and how little they've accomplished in life, that they feel the need to build themselves up by putting others down. There's plenty of AI contestants I don't care for, but I would never be so tacky as to go out of my way to diss them on some stupid site like TMZ, who apparently is too cheap to hire any moderators to monitor posts for content.
Jessica: are you still reading this? Put down the dictionary and stop moving your lips as you follow along with the words. Time for your meds!

Posted at 7:08PM on Mar 28th 2007 by DJ MichaelAngelo

49. Jessica I don't think your posts are funny. Not one bit. You are what I call a hater. If someone doesn't act, peform, talk, think, whatever, as you think they should, then you are posting trash about them. Personally, I don't like macho men. They are usually thinking with their genitals and have little respect for women. Thankfully, I'm married to a kind, compassionate, sweet man and I wouldn't trade him for 10 of the men you would probably find attrative.

Posted at 5:03PM on Mar 28th 2007 by decencyrules

50. TO: DECENSYRULES... MACHO MAN DOES NOT IMPLY THAT THE MEN ARE KICKING A FEMALES ASS OR THAT THEY DONT RESPECT LADIES... IT MEANS THAT THEY ACT AS MEN SHOULD... NOT LIKE A FLOWER... I HAVE A GREAT MAN AT HOME ALSO ... BEEN MARRIED FOR 4 YEARS AND HAVE A WONDERFUL SON... THEY BOTH ACT MACHO... THEY ARE NOT DISRESPECTFUL IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM... OR I WILL BE THE ONE PULLING OUT MY COJONES... MY MAN IS WONDERFUL... TO ME SWEET AND THEN SOME THINGS

Posted at 9:12AM on Mar 29th 2007 by Jessica

51. I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!! This kid could potentially win because of millions of teeny boppers. This is no longer a singing competition; change the freakin rules and let America vote till the cows come home, but PLEAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZE let the judges make the final decision so we don't have to continue to watch this insanity. Sanjaya winning this would make me puke. I will never watch this stupid show again because it is a joke now
The thought that he could beat out all based on the fact that kids think he's a hearthrob is such a ripoff. This season has been the worst; I wouldn't give 2 cents to see this final 12 on
tour. Such a letdown from last year. There are some good singers, but they don't compare to Daughtry and company. Sanjaya, go home.

Pat

Posted at 9:03AM on Mar 30th 2007 by Pat

52. JESSICA>>>
YOU ARE HILARIOUS AND WE DO NEED SOME COJONES UP IN THIS B*TCH!! LOL

DECENCYRULES>>>>
I'M SORRY TO BRAKE IT TO YOU BUT YOU MARRIED A "GAY" MAN.
MY HUSBNAD IS SENSITIVE AND RESPECTS ME, TREATS ME LIKE A QUEEN BUT HE ALSO HAS BALLS AND DOESN'T LIKE TO BORROW MY LINGERIE ON THE WEEKENDS TO MAKE HIM FEEL PRETTY.

Posted at 5:16PM on Mar 28th 2007 by SANJAYA S*CKS A$$

53. Jessica...

Your comment about yourself being funny is as stupid as Sanjaya thinking he is a singer. Neither of you have any talent in the areas you seem to pride yourselves on. Also, your comment about him working in a library stock room might be one you should take. It might improve your spelling and grammer. You might even find a self-help book on HOW to be funny.
I get the same reaction when I see your posts as I do when I hear Sanjaya sing...and it's not a good reaction.

Posted at 4:36PM on Mar 29th 2007 by David

54. quit hating losers ;)

Posted at 5:18PM on Mar 28th 2007 by DJ MichaelAngelo

55. Another mess we can thank another Howard Stern for. It must be the name.

Posted at 6:26PM on Mar 28th 2007 by Linda Stewart

56. If everyone wasn’t baggin’ on Sanjaya it would be someone else. He’s having the time of his life. For all those people who say they are boycotting the show you know they watch religiously and always will so they can complain about it later. I’m sure the starving girl ate a whole cake and maybe a whole pizza too watching and jerking off to Sanjaya’s performance.

Posted at 4:12PM on Mar 29th 2007 by elizabethj

57. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS STUPID BOY HASN'T REALIZE THAT HE CAN NOT SING, HE SHOULD HAVE MORE PRIDE AND QUIT THE COMPETITION SO OTHER 'GOOD SINGERS' CAN STAY!!!!! IF HE MAKES IT TO THE FINAL I AM NOT WATCHING THE SHOW AGAIN!!!!!!

Posted at 5:23PM on Mar 28th 2007 by La Bamba

58. TO: DECENSYRULES...
LETS SEE IF YOU UNDERSTAND... MACHO IS NOT A MAN THAT DISRESPECT WOMEN... THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY THAT... I MEANT A MAN THAT DOES NOT ACT LIKE A GARDEN FLOWER... I HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 4 YEARS TO THE MOST AMAZING , CARING AND GENTLE MAN ... BUT HES MACHO... NOT BECAUSE HE DISRESPECTS ME BUT BECAUSE HE REPRESENTS AND DOES THINGS I CANT WRITE ABOUT CAUSE ITS NOT AN XXX RATED SITE... AND I LAUGH AT MY POSTS WHICH ITS WHAT I CARE ABOUT IF YOU DONT WANT TO LAUGH THATS FINE... HAVE YOUR WONDERFUL HUSBAND DESTRESS YOU I`M SURE HE WONT CARE THAT ITS WEDNESDAY... THEY LIKE IT EVERY DAY...

Posted at 9:12AM on Mar 29th 2007 by Jessica

59. PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
TMZ SEND ME ALL MY CONFIRMATIONS

Posted at 9:13AM on Mar 29th 2007 by Jessica

60. LAST YEAR IT WAS CHICKEN LITTLE, THIS YEAR IT SANJAYA.

FIRST OF ALL IT WAS PAULA, RANDY AND SIMON THAT MADE THE FINAL DECISION TO PUT HIM THROUGH.

SO DEAL WITH IT. HE'S DOING WHAT HE HAS DONE ALL ALONG WHETHER WE THINK ITS GREAT OR NOT.

AND WHO SAYS HE HAS TO SAY HE'S THIS OR THAT. LIKE THAT'S A PART OF THE RULE. NOT EVERYONE WHO SMILES IS GAY PEOPLE. COME ON...

AMERICA GROW UP

Posted at 5:31PM on Mar 28th 2007 by Jackie

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