Paris Goes Medieval?!

Showtime's new series "The Tudors" premiered April 1 and chronicles the sordid and scandalous lives of King Henry VIII and his merry wives. In keeping with the 16th Century theme, TMZ decided to go medieval on some of Hollywood's current stars and give them makeovers that are so five or six centuries ago!

Check out TMZ's gallery of celebrity royals like King Greasy Bear of Corn Dog and Princess Britney Spears of Baldenshire.