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4/3/2007 11:13 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
What's Wrong with Jessica?

Jessica Alba is the saddest clubgoer TMZ has ever seen -- looking more like part of a funeral procession last night than a partier at Winston's.

Walking somberly, her head down and clutching some non-Cash Warren arm candy, the "Fantastic Four" star flashed no smile to the flashing paparazzi, one of whom tried to elicit a smile by talking to her in a Mickey Mouse voice. Nice try, but no dice.

Also at Winston's last night was a grotesquely dressed Lindsay Lohan -- who got out the back door, sparing people in front from having to see her getup.

Jump to NYC, where "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" star Alfonso Ribeiro found himself watching some very energetic fans do the "Carlton Dance" on the streets outside Butter. The club was also peopled by Jay-Z, Quentin Tarantino, sexy Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio, and the girls from "The Hills" -- LC, Whitney & Audrina -- who partied with fellow MTV reality show star Ashley Parker Angel.

All this and more in our cross-country edition of Star Catcher.

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J20:  1719 days ago

I just lol every time i read these threads... you say Jessica should smile for the paparazzi, why? Its not in her contract and its irritating having multiple flashes in your face when you just want to go home, there is a time and place for autographs and pictures where both parties will feel comfortable - Award shows, signing sessions etc... I know i would knock out those pricks if they did it to me, but they cant because the victim will just cry and steal millions of them...great.

Don't condemn her just because she's successful... I'm surprised nobody files a "distance" suit against the paparazzi, surely stalking/being in your face 24/7 is breaking the law?

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HerpesHilton:  1776 days ago

She's sad because her career is in the crapper.

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Great Dane:  1776 days ago

Maybe she's sad because no one in the club tried to kick it to her?

She looks HORRIBLE in that pic....pale, matronly....she better go rub her skiiny little ass in some bronzer.....

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They about to get paid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:  1776 days ago

she sad because she cant find any weed, and nobody will play with her ,snoop hound will play with her,

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Hedy:  1776 days ago

THE VIDEO YOU ARE TRYING TO WATCH CANNOT BE VIEWED FROM YOUR CURRENT COUNTRY OR LOCATION.

WTF????

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Deja:  1776 days ago

I think her and cash broke up. He couldn't deal w her not-niceness :)

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Mike:  1776 days ago

Oh yeah, her career is in the crapper. She only has a guaranteed block buster coming out this and next year. Also, Cash Warren is apparently retarded. Who breaks up with arguably the most attractive woman on the planet?

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malisa:  1776 days ago

If she would of been smiling and laughing everyone would be reporting shes high on drugs. What is it with you people who cares if she isn't smiling. Do you walk around smiling everywhere you go?

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db:  1776 days ago

why cant i view it in canada????????????
tmz, dont do this!!!!
brutalllll

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Veronica:  1776 days ago

The guy she's walking with directed her movie "Honey".

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No legs in Texas :(:  1776 days ago

She's sad cuz she's tired of supporting her lazy boyfriend!

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Jan:  1776 days ago

can't view this in canada? lol great business move!

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teeks:  1776 days ago

The way paparazzi stick their cameras into cars, in windows, they say stuff to get a reaction, it's so sleazy it's disgusting. Half the time they block the person's path so they can't even get by. There should be some kind of law that paps have to stay XX number of feet away when they take a picture. Would you want those scuzzy arseholes in your face? UGH.

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Cash Warren:  1776 days ago

She always looks like this when the paps are right up in her face. It's nothing new. Way to try and make something out of nothing, TMZ. Also, the "arm-candy" with her is Billy Woodruff, her best friend of many years. Is everyone working at TMZ a rookie? Wow.

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creepy:  1764 days ago

dont know if shes sad at all, probobly just creeped out by all the jack-ass paparazi stalking her. I dont care if it is your job, show some god damn respect...

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