If Sanjaya Wins Idol...

SanjayaThe question burning in the minds of "American Idol" fans: What if Sanjaya actually wins? TMZ has learned that a website is giving its viewers a chance to sound off and answer the searing question.

Ifsanjayawins.com is offering various clothing items and accessories featuring the logo "If sanjaya wins, I will... ," leaving the answer up to the person who purchases the item.

The website allows viewers to answer the question, which is then graded by creators of the site.

Here are a few samples of the posted hypotheticals and their grades:

"If Sanjaya wins, I will have a memorial feast in memory of J, the hungerstriking myspace retard."
Rating: A+

"If Sanjaya wins, I will give up sex ... forever."
Rating: F

"If Sanjaya wins, I will write a letter to American Idol telling them to apologize to William Hung for eliminating him so soon."
Rating: B+



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16. It's obvious that American Idol has lost its creditbility in being a serious competition between highly talented singers. Keep in mind, the demise of the show was caused by the public and the likes of Howard Stern (not the Anna Nicloe Smith guy!) who decided they were bored and needed a 'project', without thinking about the consequences, especially to the young boy who clearly has no talent. It is a cruel joke which has destroyed the opportunity for deservingly talented young people, to compete and be recognized. It is tantamount to voting for a homely girl as Homecoming Queen - hurtful and hateful, or, giving the valedictory award to an academically handicapped student. All designed to make a laughing stock of the victim.

Shame on you all for getting your kicks at the expense of the weak.

Because, if or when he wins, he will not be offered any serious recording contracts, only those similar to the likes of William Hung, who has earned his money from those of you who have so much disposable income, you were willing to waste it on a joke, someone to laugh at.

Shame on you all for participating!

Posted at 3:58PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Sharon R.

17. i would never watch the show again

Posted at 4:06PM on Apr 4th 2007 by ldayton

18. to#18: wow! you sound like such a lovable, sweet, caring person!NOT!!!! actually you sound like a sad, pathetic,loser!!! all of you sanjaya haters and bashers sound like immature babies!!! sanjaya will be rich, rich, rich$$$$$!!!!! he's wonderful!!!!

Posted at 4:07PM on Apr 4th 2007 by theresa

19. Obviously Sanjaya should not win American Idol but I'll bet he will end up some where else in show business with plenty offers......:)

Posted at 4:30PM on Apr 4th 2007 by fondue

20. Please please please dont EVEN speak of him winning. There is soo much actual TALENT on the show; Melinda, Jordan, KiKi,!! These girls are people that we will see and hear of in the future and deserve to be in this SINGING contest. I feel sorry for Sanjaya. He thinks that people really want him here; and it is a joke. If he wins; i will NEVER EVER watch idol again.

Posted at 8:51AM on Apr 5th 2007 by tired of it already

21. "If Sanjaya wins, I will...
Insist an IQ test be administered to every American Idol voter to make sure the combined score is higher than 3!"

Posted at 4:18PM on Apr 4th 2007 by moonwind

22. sanjaya haters: grow up and shut up!!!! you big babies!!!!!! cowards!!!!!! WE LOVE YOU SANJAYA!!!!!!

Posted at 4:24PM on Apr 4th 2007 by theresa

23. american ldol has already turned into a joke- they should have NEVER let Sanjie in the first place and now there stuck with him-!!!

Posted at 5:41PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Darrell

24. If Sanjaya Wins....I will cheer and do cartwheels! This show is nothing but a load of poo! Any person who belives that they really are picking the winner is a dumba**! This show is fixed! I'm now a Sanjaya fan......Long live the HAIR!!!!!!

Posted at 4:37PM on Apr 4th 2007 by rich brunkel

25. If Sanjaya wins, people will no longer take American Idol seriously.

Posted at 9:46PM on Apr 4th 2007 by tal

26. Sanjaya sucks!!! wouldn't you feel embarassed if you were him to know that your not as good as most of the contestants left...and that the only reason that your still in this competition is because some stupid website is trying to sabotage AMERICAN IDOL?

Posted at 11:31PM on Apr 16th 2007 by donteenac

27. #28:YOU HATE HIM! WOW! SO WHAT? DOES THAT MAKE YOU "COOL" OR SOMETHING? SO, HATE ALL YOU WANT CAUSE IT'S NOT GOING TO HURT SANJAYA, ONLY MAKE HIM MORE POPULAR!!!! WE LOVE YOU SANJAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:40PM on Apr 4th 2007 by theresa

28. If he wins... I will never watch Idol again.

Posted at 5:24PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Sassy

29. ............If Sanjaya wins, I will never take another TAXI.....................

Posted at 5:22PM on Apr 4th 2007 by CamelHumper

30. Lady Sanjaya will not win...OMG you all so don't know how television works!!!!

Posted at 2:19PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Gigu

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