If Sanjaya Wins Idol...

SanjayaThe question burning in the minds of "American Idol" fans: What if Sanjaya actually wins? TMZ has learned that a website is giving its viewers a chance to sound off and answer the searing question.

Ifsanjayawins.com is offering various clothing items and accessories featuring the logo "If sanjaya wins, I will... ," leaving the answer up to the person who purchases the item.

The website allows viewers to answer the question, which is then graded by creators of the site.

Here are a few samples of the posted hypotheticals and their grades:

"If Sanjaya wins, I will have a memorial feast in memory of J, the hungerstriking myspace retard."
Rating: A+

"If Sanjaya wins, I will give up sex ... forever."
Rating: F

"If Sanjaya wins, I will write a letter to American Idol telling them to apologize to William Hung for eliminating him so soon."
Rating: B+



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31. hehe used camel salesman. that was funny. but i love sanjaya. BUT it was funny

Posted at 5:20PM on Apr 4th 2007 by jenni

32. If Sanjaya wins, I, Jessica, will never watch American Idol ever again.

Posted at 5:55PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Jessica

33. Welllllllllllllllllllllllllll,
AMERICAN'S are the voters!
I surely would NOT make that guy win the competition!LOL

Posted at 5:52PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Harley

34. Thank the judges Randy, Paula and Simon...actually, if not for Sanjaya, I wouldn't even be watching AI...he changes every week, hair, presentation, he's entertaining, and that smile.
The rest well, they all have the attitude that they don't even think they have to try. Phil looks like a deer hit with headlights, he needs SOME hair, Melinda with her shy demure act, please,Lakisha, so many like her, Haley, NOT, Chris, country western only, Blake, not bad, but arrogant , beeboppin doesn't cut it, Jordin is really good she can sing anything put her way. At least Sanjaya sparks interest. If not the greatest singer, he is the best entertainer, you gotta love him!!!

Posted at 6:26PM on Apr 4th 2007 by d

35. If Sanjaya wins, it will show that every vote counts and you should be voting for your favorite singer.....he's only 17!! What were you doing at that age???

Posted at 8:33PM on Apr 4th 2007 by cat

36. He should get kicked off from the show ASAP. People stop voting for him. You are runing the chance for the other contesttants who are really talented people.

Posted at 6:44PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Pam

37. its official people that j chick and all those people who are on a hunger strike are retarded, i mean its a show where the whole thing can be cotrolled by whoever votes how may times just take the money your saving from food and vote him out that way.

Posted at 10:17AM on Apr 5th 2007 by choker

38. If Sanjaya wins, I will never watch Idol again. Last years winner was bad enough.

Posted at 7:34PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Notunderstanding

39. Of course, he will win as long as we continue to show interest in him. Looks like he is ready to capitalize already. Can you blame him?

Posted at 8:36PM on Apr 4th 2007 by jaja

40. if sanjaya wins ,i will put away the cane and dance a jig........ he..he

Posted at 9:08PM on Apr 4th 2007 by GRANNYFAN

41. He sounds like he is in a bar doing karoke. Maybe you have to be 11 years old to get him...I liked Simon's critique tho on Tuesday night.

If they are going to award him with a huge check and a record contract, then the show is SO OVER. Simon needs to put his foot down at some point or just hang it up.

And I wish he would shave his upper lip, cause honey, it just looks like dirt up there or the left overs of a candy bar...it's kinda distracting frankly.

Can't people see that is NOT talented??? most of the 10-13 year olds in this country must be TONE DEAF.

Posted at 2:57PM on Apr 5th 2007 by PJ

42. It is a mockery of the music industry when performers with potential are being voted off of American Idol and a boy with "pretty" hair is being allowed to continue on. If Sanjaya continues performing below the level of other competitors but is not voted off it could be the end of American Idol.

Posted at 12:41AM on Apr 5th 2007 by bow77tiegirl

43. If Sanjaya wins, i will slap every person i meet, (don't care who they
are) and call them Betty. EVEN MY MOTHER!!!! Only because virtually
there is no chance that he will win because it is the people who
voted for everyone else, against the people who voted for sanjaya.

Posted at 9:46PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Tylor

44. It is really sad that someone like Gina got voted off tonight and people like Sanjya and Haley are still on there. Gina was one of the best on the show, she was edgy and wow, she could actually sing.

Posted at 9:58PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Jackie

45. I agree.... with #54, Gina was great!!! We'll see more of her, she will get a record deal and people will buy her cds, unlike others, like hmmmmmmm Sanjya.

Posted at 10:03PM on Apr 4th 2007 by KT

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