If Sanjaya Wins Idol...

SanjayaThe question burning in the minds of "American Idol" fans: What if Sanjaya actually wins? TMZ has learned that a website is giving its viewers a chance to sound off and answer the searing question.

Ifsanjayawins.com is offering various clothing items and accessories featuring the logo "If sanjaya wins, I will... ," leaving the answer up to the person who purchases the item.

The website allows viewers to answer the question, which is then graded by creators of the site.

Here are a few samples of the posted hypotheticals and their grades:

"If Sanjaya wins, I will have a memorial feast in memory of J, the hungerstriking myspace retard."
Rating: A+

"If Sanjaya wins, I will give up sex ... forever."
Rating: F

"If Sanjaya wins, I will write a letter to American Idol telling them to apologize to William Hung for eliminating him so soon."
Rating: B+



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46. i think that it is a shame that there are people, like howard stern that are telling people to vote for sanjaya as a joke when there is some real talent on that stage that has been voted off. my friends and i have been watching this when it fist started. if by some chance sanjaya wins, we will not let our children watch or will we. it just is a shame that a fun show for the whole family has to end up this way. shame on howard stern!!!!!
lorrie and friends

Posted at 11:44PM on Apr 4th 2007 by lorrie

47. Why is it that the public is letting AI get away with keeping Sanjaya. He sucks and everyone knows it. Each week good singers are getting kicked off because of this SN.

THE PUBLIC NEEDS TO BOYCOTT WATCHING AI AND SEE HOW FAST THEY WILL CHANGE THEIR RULES WHEN IT HURTS THEM IN THE POCKETBOOK. WISE UP AMERICA.

Posted at 10:45PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Chuck Whitley

48. He is a joke and is making American Idol lose it's credibility. Only votes from the US should count, this is AMERICAN Idol.

Posted at 10:30PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Shortlegs

49. If Sanjaya wins American Idol I will...Probably listen to his music...What can I say? I'm a masochist.

Posted at 2:35AM on Apr 5th 2007 by Isabella

50. I Think that EVERYONE that is voting for Sanjaya is stupid, and are messing up the ones that really can sing. Lets get this fool voted off. Just think, if he does win, do we really want to spend the next year hearing his voice on the radio, or see him on TV for winning???? DO YOU?? just think of that......I understand that the guy has a nice smile, and all the young girls are falling for him.....but HE CAN'T SING!!!!! and I too will never watch the show again if he does win, although if he does win, I dout there will EVER be another American Idol. I think the judges should be able to over rule the votes. However....one more point....IF and only IF Randy, Paula and Simon would never have allowed Sanjaya to make it to Hollywood, well we would not be having this conversation, however it would be about someone else...That is all

Posted at 10:57PM on Apr 4th 2007 by For Got My Name

51. If Sanjaya wins... I will put my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye!

Posted at 11:09PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Bored2Tears

52. I agree 100% with all the negative statements being said about Sanjya. He should have been voted off weeks ago, but I disagree with #54 and her comments about Haley still hanging on. She may not have the powerful voice of Melinda, Jordin or Lakisha, but none the less she still sings lovely and has the best stage presence of all the remaining contestants. It's a shame Simon won't give her any credit except for her looks. What a sexist pig!

Posted at 11:13PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Vicki

53. Unbelieveable!!!! I seriously thought he was a gonner tonight. They let a better singer go this evening...I think...If it comes down to good old Sanjayaya and Melinda....."And the winner is...Sanjayaya"...Holy Toledo!!!! There is something to that saying "strength in numbers"...and I think these numbers will hurt American Idol.

Posted at 11:25PM on Apr 4th 2007 by JB

54. he would look better doing a hunger charity commerical for the kids in alfrica they just have him on the wrong show.

Posted at 11:58PM on Apr 4th 2007 by APRIL FOOLS OPRI

55. If Sanjaya wins - it goes to show you that more people are treating this show as a joke and the rest of us who have enjoyed the show and voting for our favorites for the last 6 yrs are just wasting our time. American Idol should chage their voting process - like Dancing with the Stars - the Public gets 50% and the judges get the other 50% then maybe stupidity will not prevail and the good talented people would still be on the show.

Posted at 11:32PM on Apr 4th 2007 by MoeBee

56. I can't believe Sanjaya stayed yet another week and Gina got voted off. She is not my very favorite but she at least has talent and did a great job... You folks keeping him in is making a mockery of the show and if he wins I will not watch it next year if it returns.

Posted at 2:17AM on Apr 5th 2007 by PIA1

57. This whole Sanjaya thing is ridiculous. As much as I love American Idol, I will not watch it again if he wins, and that is the truth. The only reason he is still there...is a swarm of teen girls just hitting redial over and over until the time is up to vote. And don't exclude his family doing the same thing. Please!!! Enough is enough, he should have been gone long ago!!!!!

Posted at 12:27AM on Apr 5th 2007 by Penny

58. He is getting so much publicity by just being terrible that it is actually helping him move forward in the competition. Maybe everyone should just boycott and not vote for ANYONE until they solve the Sanjaya problem. He sucks SOOOOOO bad.... he looks, talks and acts like a pediphile.

Posted at 8:36AM on Apr 5th 2007 by AMB

59. The rumor is that past Idol competitors given the axe pre-Hollywood and past contestants who were spanked by Simon are ALSO voting for Sanjaya....kind of their way of getting back at SImon. I wouldn't be surprised. He has a way of making lots of enemies on there.

Posted at 12:49AM on Apr 5th 2007 by Whos voting for Sanjaya

60. Wow. Only 68 comments (including mine). This story sure was a bust. Sorry, TMZ. I think Sanjayamania is waning.

Posted at 1:50AM on Apr 5th 2007 by foxnewschannel@yahoo.com

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