If Sanjaya Wins Idol...

SanjayaThe question burning in the minds of "American Idol" fans: What if Sanjaya actually wins? TMZ has learned that a website is giving its viewers a chance to sound off and answer the searing question.

Ifsanjayawins.com is offering various clothing items and accessories featuring the logo "If sanjaya wins, I will... ," leaving the answer up to the person who purchases the item.

The website allows viewers to answer the question, which is then graded by creators of the site.

Here are a few samples of the posted hypotheticals and their grades:

"If Sanjaya wins, I will have a memorial feast in memory of J, the hungerstriking myspace retard."
Rating: A+

"If Sanjaya wins, I will give up sex ... forever."
Rating: F

"If Sanjaya wins, I will write a letter to American Idol telling them to apologize to William Hung for eliminating him so soon."
Rating: B+



Tags: American Idol, AmericanIdol, Sanjaya, Sanjaya Malakar, SanjayaMalakar

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61. Enough is enough... The kid sings but not well. I can't believe he is still on the show. I am really disapointent in the people that keep voting for him. Listen with your EARS and be truthful with yourself. He is NOT an American Idol.

Posted at 8:39PM on Apr 8th 2007 by kitty

62. I was appalled that Gina left tonight she has so much talent and it seems so unfair that the truly gifted singers are being abused by people who just like to cause adversity by any means and can't enter a valid believable vote. Why???? These are big dreams for some of these talented caring people. Drop the abuse please!?

Posted at 3:02AM on Apr 5th 2007 by Judy

63. I was searching for information about Sanjaya when I realized I typed his name wrong. I typed Sanjayamalikar.com and came to an adult website. Sanjaya's name is Malakar not Malikar. If you type Malikar you will get an adult website.

Posted at 6:36AM on Apr 5th 2007 by lovesanjayamalikar

64. If Sanjaya wins I will enter AI next season because I can't sing either.

Posted at 5:57AM on Apr 5th 2007 by sanjaNO

65. If Sanjaya wins, I'll be happy...the only reason I'll be happy is because the attention-needy, stupid, pathetic "J" the girl on myspace, who is actually STARVING for attention and nothing else, will be pissed that Sanjaya won. I think she probably had a crush on him, and he rejected her so now shes a bitter bitch! I want Sanjaya to win more than anything just for this girl to get annoyed. The girl wasnt starving herself for Sanjaya to be voted off, she starved herself for attention. She got the attention but trust me unless it was her own friends, everyone thought she was a pathetic girl who doesnt have a life. Message to J-- GO GET A LIFE, and while you're at it, get yourself a bite to eat.

So yeah, if Sanjaya wins, I'll be extremely happy and giddy just to spite "J".

Posted at 7:08AM on Apr 5th 2007 by Niki

66. Unbelivable!! I watched last night just in the hopes of seeing that little weasel return to obscurity where he belongs. When he wasn't in the bottom three, it was hard NOT to change the channel. You KNOW all the other contenstants were in shock as well....This is only the second season of this show that I've seen. You know the old saying...once bitten, twice shy. NEVER will I waste my time on this show again. Gina...rock on hon.

Posted at 8:01AM on Apr 5th 2007 by You're kidding........

67. If Sonjaya wins or is ever considered for the top 2 in the end i will be one of American Idol's loyal fans who will not be a loyal fan anymore and i heard many otheres say the same they will never watch the show again.Can't anyone do anything about Howard Stern and his Web site someone should vote him off Satilite Radio he stinks his Tv show was awful pure slutery. AI is not a comedy show it's for singing talent only Sanjaya is a big joke and he himself knows it so if this is the way of AI they just lost a viewer and many more will follow. Please if you can somebody do something about Sonjaya, i like watching idol and do not want to stop watching but if Sanjaya wins then so be it im through watching.

Posted at 8:25AM on Apr 5th 2007 by Alfie's wife

68. I agree fully with the comment from Sexygrandma she said it all in a nut shell if anyone can say he sings good must be tone deaf and Sexygrandma send me the petiton i will be the first to sign to get rid of Howard Stern never liked the dude anyway. What i wish is that every contestent left, (i don't care what the hell sonjaya does) would just walk out of the show and say we are not coming back till Sonjaya is gone becuse we do not like being made a mockery off What will every one do then maybe they will get the message so if you do not wat Sanjaya to win stop voting for him even if you are a fan of Howard Stern, Howard Stern is making a joke out of everyone he is saying to himself if these fools who vote for him and are really listening to me so be i did my job i set out to do getting everyone to vote for the losser if he was in his right mind Howard Stern, now Sonjaya wake up Sonjaya even Howard stern thinks your a loser Sonjaya you must like it being made a fool of.

Posted at 7:57PM on Apr 9th 2007 by Cuteandsexie

69. If Sanjaya wins. There will be civil unrest nation wide. Pigs will be seen flying across the skies, the cows will come home and all hell will freeze over. It will be Anarchy I tell you, Anarchy!!!!!!!!!!!!

This just in at the news desk......... ......... ........
The President is about to start a news conference, Lets go straight there...............

My fellow Americans..........

Be prepared for anything. Stock all your food and medical supplies and check your local shelters to make sure the are in solid conditions. It will be chaotic for the first few days. The National Gaurd is prepare to restore order.

We will be arresting those who are responsible. American Idol judges, the producers and all those who voted for Sanjaya. We can not stand by and allow are peace to be interupted by those who choose to make our country look stupid in the eyes of the world.

Good Luck to us all and may God have mercy on our souls.

Posted at 8:20AM on Apr 5th 2007 by concerned citizen

70. Last time I checked, this is a vocal competition, not a popularity contest. I have been a music teacher (vocal) for the past 30 years. I can, with all honestly say that Sanjaya is not a singer. He is too "pitchy" and can not carry a tune through an entire song. I do hope that the voters keep in mind what this competition is truely about.

Posted at 1:00PM on Apr 5th 2007 by rosettastone

71. Stupid--Stupid--Stupid--Stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its nobodys fault but American Idols! The judges are the ones that sent him thru to Hollywood! They are the ones responsible for this mess.... They gave Howard Stern the ammo that he needed to ruin this show! I will still watch the rest of this season because I want too see Sanjaya cry like a little sheep herder girl when he finally gets booted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As for next season , it better be really good before I watch it.

Posted at 8:55AM on Apr 5th 2007 by Starting To Hate American Idol

72. If Sanjaya wins I HOPE It will be the end of American Idol! Go Sanjaya - take down AI singlehandedly and I will forever be in debt to you!

Posted at 9:48AM on Apr 5th 2007 by skankmaster

73. if sanjaya wins i will say ha-ha-ha to all the pathetic sanjaya haters and bashers! we love you sanjaya!!!!

Posted at 9:12AM on Apr 5th 2007 by theresa

74. sanjaya is a bottom. and a queen. you go girl.

Posted at 9:19AM on Apr 5th 2007 by lkpdmd

75. Did you people actually watch the show last night? I'm sorry, but if Michael Buble can sell cd's, certainly Sanjaya can. That performance would have had Buble voted off on the first night if he were competing.

Posted at 9:44AM on Apr 5th 2007 by teachme

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