If Sanjaya Wins Idol...

SanjayaThe question burning in the minds of "American Idol" fans: What if Sanjaya actually wins? TMZ has learned that a website is giving its viewers a chance to sound off and answer the searing question.

Ifsanjayawins.com is offering various clothing items and accessories featuring the logo "If sanjaya wins, I will... ," leaving the answer up to the person who purchases the item.

The website allows viewers to answer the question, which is then graded by creators of the site.

Here are a few samples of the posted hypotheticals and their grades:

"If Sanjaya wins, I will have a memorial feast in memory of J, the hungerstriking myspace retard."
Rating: A+

"If Sanjaya wins, I will give up sex ... forever."
Rating: F

"If Sanjaya wins, I will write a letter to American Idol telling them to apologize to William Hung for eliminating him so soon."
Rating: B+



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76. #85: we sanjaya supporters pity you and realize you are mentally disturbed! we forgive you and your stupidity!!! we love sanjaya and know you do too!!!

Posted at 9:44AM on Apr 5th 2007 by theresa

77. Hey . . . he's not that bad. I do remember other less talented people going farther. He's just up against some extremely talented individuals. But . . . if Sanjaya wins, it won't suprise me. After all America elected George Bush The Younger TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:09PM on Apr 5th 2007 by kelley

78. If Sanjaya wins, just like #1 - there will be no more American Idol because it won't be based on talent anymore. It will definitely open up my Tuesday and Wednesday night TV viewing. NO MORE, if he wins!!!

Posted at 10:38AM on Apr 5th 2007 by Renell

79. If Sanjaya wins then American Idol will have had it's Swan Song...He has a pleasant enough voice and he's got character, but not qualified to be the top winner. As a matter of fact, I question why the judges put him in the finals at all. It seems that they decided to make him the 'token' ethnic contestant thinking that for sure Amercia would vote him out. Well they got fooled, there are a lot of people voting for him just because and of course his people are probably voting in numbers to keep him there as well. There was a sign in the audience saying to 'vote for our people', so this may well prove to be an ethnic contest vs a singing competition. Whatever the case, the final outcome should be very interesting. If it means anything, my vote is for Melinda Doolittle.

Posted at 10:45AM on Apr 5th 2007 by spotter

80. It really doesn't matter, as far as the recording contracts go. The REAL singers will get theirs, and his will NOT be honored. The only sad thing is that he'll be on the list of "winners", albeit a rejected one.

Posted at 10:45AM on Apr 5th 2007 by James R.

81. If Sanjaya wins.............. I WILL NEVER WATCH IDOL AGAIN!!!. This season will definitely be a joke and definitely not about talent. How could anybody vote him through to win when he has so many better singers than he is (especially the 3 woman).

Posted at 11:18AM on Apr 5th 2007 by d

82. RIGHT ON IOWA GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:05AM on Apr 5th 2007 by MARY

83. I LOVE AMERICAN IDOL...IF SANJAYA WINS...SO BE IT WILL ALWAYS WATCH AMERICAN IDOL I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD GET A LIFE AND LEAVE THE BOY ALONE
THINK THE GIRLS R GETTING REALLY BORING SANJAYA KEEPS IT INTERESTING
IF SANJAYA WAS NOT ON ...IT BE BORING SHOW

Posted at 11:27AM on Apr 5th 2007 by shira

84. I LOVE SANJAYA , HE IS A CUTE PERSON THAT IS HAVING LOTS OF FUN ON TV . I LIKE TO WATCH HIM ON AMERICAN IDOL .IT MAKES ME HAPPY AND MAKES LIFE SIMPLE . I DON'T EXPECT HIM TO WIN , BUT I AM SURE HE WILL DO SOMETHING GREAT IN HIS LIFE .HE HAS CARISMA AND HE IS ONLY 17 YEAR OLD...BACK OFF PEOPLE! LET THE KID HAVE FUN .I AM 45 AND I REMEMBER WHAT WAS TO BE 17?IT WAS GREAT! YOU GO SANJAYA..... ENJOY YOUR LIFE AND BE THE BEST YOU CAN BE!

Posted at 9:04AM on Apr 9th 2007 by LEILA ONOFRE HOROWITZ

85. Sanjaya is being kept on the show because this is such a boring year that the producers needed something to keep people watching. Real talent is sacrificed to keep people watching to see when that no talent moron will leave. Even the special guest are boring, I mean Tony Bennet, PLEASE. Let's get real!

Posted at 11:28AM on Apr 5th 2007 by Kay

86. IF SANJAYA WINS IDOL THEN I LOSE ALL FAITH THAT THE AMERICAN PUBLIC HAS ANY BRAINS LEFT. PEOPLE ARE MAKING THIS A GAME AND PEOPLE LIKE MELINDA,JORDAN AND LAKISHA WHO TRULY HAVE TALENT ARE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY AND I THINK THAT ITS TOTALLY UNFAIR TO THOSE WHO HAVE TRUE TALENT TO HAVE TO BE FIGHTING TO GET TO BE NUMBER 1 THE WAY THEY HAVE HAD TO BECAUSE VOTERS ARE NOW MAKING THIS A GAME AND TRYING TO MAKE THE JOKE OF AMERICA (SANJAYA) NUMBER 1 . HOW COME AMERICAN IDOL IS TRASHED BUT PEOPLE SIT BACK AND WATCH ALL THESE OTHER REALITY SHOWS
BUT THEY ARE ACCEPTABLE BUT IDOL ISNT~~ SO THEY TRY TO PROVE A POINT AND VOTE FOR A NO TALENT SINGER HURTING THE CHANCES FOR THE REAL TALENT THERE TO MAKE IT THE TOP. AND HOWARD STERN SHAME ON YOU I USED TO LIKE YOU AND WHAT YOU STOOD FOR ALOT NOW I AM HAVING SERIOUS SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU!!!!!! AND J-LO ALSO WTF WAS SHE THINKING SAYING SANJAYA CAN SING. IM TOTALLY DISGUSTED. IF SANJAYA WINS IM DONE WITH IDOL. ITS NOT ABOUT LOOKS AND HAIR STYLES AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS ABOUT TALENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SANJAYA HAS NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:21AM on Apr 5th 2007 by angelize

87. If Sanjaya wins I will stop watching Idol. The judges should have the final say, at least they have a clue as to the purpose of the show. He's a nice kid but can't sing and he will fail.

Posted at 11:31AM on Apr 5th 2007 by senior

88. I thnk people need to remember it is a singing contest. I feel sorry for the good singers,
and Sanjaya is not a good singer. If you don't like Amercian Idol, don't vote. Voting for Sanjaya is just making fun of him, how sad.

Posted at 11:30AM on Apr 5th 2007 by Momo

89. I HOPE SANJAYA WINS...JUST LOVE SANJAYA...WE LOVE YOU SANJAYA

Posted at 5:21PM on Apr 5th 2007 by shira

90. I can't believe sanajay, is still on...if he wins, then this show is a joke...i like him, but i dont think he should be the next American Idol...so if he wins the title, then I am done with this show...i think last season show was much better...

Posted at 11:50AM on Apr 5th 2007 by karen

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