If Sanjaya Wins Idol...

SanjayaThe question burning in the minds of "American Idol" fans: What if Sanjaya actually wins? TMZ has learned that a website is giving its viewers a chance to sound off and answer the searing question.

Ifsanjayawins.com is offering various clothing items and accessories featuring the logo "If sanjaya wins, I will... ," leaving the answer up to the person who purchases the item.

The website allows viewers to answer the question, which is then graded by creators of the site.

Here are a few samples of the posted hypotheticals and their grades:

"If Sanjaya wins, I will have a memorial feast in memory of J, the hungerstriking myspace retard."
Rating: A+

"If Sanjaya wins, I will give up sex ... forever."
Rating: F

"If Sanjaya wins, I will write a letter to American Idol telling them to apologize to William Hung for eliminating him so soon."
Rating: B+



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121. If Sanjaya wins American Idol or makes it to the top 3 I will never watch American Idol again,
The guy can not sing, I think he has the teenie bopper vote which a damn shame.

Posted at 2:46PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Angelica

122. I WOULD LIKE TO TELL ,THE PEOPLE THAT HATES SENJA SHAME ON YOU // ABUNCH OF BABIES , IF U ASK SIMON HE MAY LET U BE A CONTESTANT BETTER YET A JUDGE , GOOD LUCK SENJA , DON'T LET THE JACK ASES THAT CAN'T FIND THERE AWS BOTHER YOU, I'M A 67 GRAM AND I THINK U ARE A SWEET KID AS FOR SIMON H JUST SHOWES HIS AUDIENCE WHAT A N ASS HE REALLY IS //// GOD BLESS AND GOOD LUCK TO YOU , WIN OR LOOSE YOU ARE STILL A NICE GUY , TO ALL THE HATERS GO U KNOW WHERE PAT

Posted at 8:38PM on Apr 6th 2007 by patricia christner

123. Simon said he would quit Idol if Sanjaya won. Well as much as people say they don't like Simon because he's mean with his criticism, a lot of times he's right on the money. So Idol will be losing not only viewers who will be very disappointed with the winner but I think they will also lose viewers if Simon is not one of the judges. I know for myself Simon is one of the reasons I watch. I'm always interested in his comments and what he thinks of the performer. There are probably many more reasons this 'kid' should go but there's not enough time for me to name them all. GET LOST SANJAYA

Posted at 1:50PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Fed Up

124. IIf Sanjaya wins I would have to say it would be the parents faults of all the teenage children that are voting for their peer, and NOT because of the talent of the individual performing!! (Which Sanjaya can't to save his life) I know my wife and I monitor our kids and ask them to explain why they want to cast their vote for him, or any other performer as well. Shame on the parents!!

Posted at 1:53PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Kevin

125. If Sanjaya wins, America is indeed tone deaf.

Posted at 2:08PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Dean

126. I am not sure the producers would let him win. How can anyone be sure they would not simply ignore his votes? I doubt that the votes are monitored by an independent, unbiased organization who certifies that they are correct. Actually, I think it would be great of Sanjaya won as maybe those being charged nearly a dollar (99 cents per vote) might wise up and realize that the voting is only a way for the producers to make big bucks. Hey, if 30 million are voting and only half text message their vote at 99 cents, they are bringing in well over 10 million dollars a show in pure profit.

Posted at 2:38PM on Apr 5th 2007 by mike ray

127. American Idol has been a boring and inane joke from Day One, and all of you loonies who take it seriously need to turn off your TVs and read a book...if you know how.

Posted at 2:56PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Fabiola Thing

128. If Sanjaya wins American Idol, their is still hope for me.

Posted at 3:36PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Mr. Chi-town

129. I quit watching when this little joke was picked and Sundance sent packing. What a joke.

Posted at 3:44PM on Apr 5th 2007 by the pool man

130. If Sanjaya wins, the show is over. Unfortunately, this kid seems to have the ability to single-handedly (ok... he has the help of votefortheworst and Howard Stern) bring down the power house that is American Idol. I for one do not want to see this happen. If you're with me- sign the petition to stop Sanjaya! http://blog.scenemaker.net/index.php/2007/03/29/reverse-votefortheworst-petition-to-kick-sanjaya-off-of-american-idol/

Posted at 5:02PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Lindsay

131. This is sad .. American Idol is all about being the best in a competition. Sanjaya has to know that he doesn't even come near the others, when it comes to TALENT. He should smile and thank everyone for this opportunity and then kindly bow out and allow the real talent to get on with the show! I realize he is only seventeen but, it's time he learn to act like a man, and do the right thing.

Posted at 6:58PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Disappointed

132. I have watched every episode of Amercian Idol since it started. If Sanjaya wins I will miss the show, but I will never watch it again. I don't understand why the voters would do this. He has no talent and voting for him belittles everything about the show and how hard the real singers work. Personally if I was Sanjaya I would be so imbarrassed I would back out. America, PLEASE, rethink what you are doing.

Posted at 5:45PM on Apr 9th 2007 by Kathy Spencer

133. Sanjaya should know he is a joke! He is an anomoly and nothing more. If I were him, I would do the admirable thing and bow out gracefully to let those who can sing have the chance they deserve... unlike him!

Posted at 7:06PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by June

134. ***"73. If Sanjaya wins. There will be civil unrest nation wide. Pigs will be seen flying across the skies, the cows will come home and all hell will freeze over. It will be Anarchy I tell you, Anarchy!!!!!!!!!!!!

This just in at the news desk......... ......... ........
The President is about to start a news conference, Lets go straight there...............

My fellow Americans..........

Be prepared for anything. Stock all your food and medical supplies and check your local shelters to make sure the are in solid conditions. It will be chaotic for the first few days. The National Gaurd is prepare to restore order.

We will be arresting those who are responsible. American Idol judges, the producers and all those who voted for Sanjaya. We can not stand by and allow are peace to be interupted by those who choose to make our country look stupid in the eyes of the world.

Good Luck to us all and may God have mercy on our souls.

Posted at 8:20AM on Apr 5th 2007 by concerned citizen"
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freakin hilarious, thanks for the laugh.. that was a good one

Posted at 7:22AM on Apr 6th 2007 by sk8rgurl

135. Sanjaya NEEDS to go away . It is supposed to be a singing contest and he can't sing. American Idol is becoming a joke with each week someone else is cut and it isn't him. I, for one will never watch it again if he isn't kicked off soon.

Posted at 4:27PM on Apr 6th 2007 by losing respect for entire show

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