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Richards: I Didn't Really Snort My Father!

4/4/2007 9:04 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

So maybe Keith Richards isn't as hardcore as we thought he was.

Just hours after the Internet lit up with his claim that he'd snorted the ashes of his own father mixed with cocaine, his manager told MTV News that, sadly, it wasn't true. According to Jane Rose in an e-mail message, Richard's dad-ingesting comment was, "Said in jest ... Can't believe anyone took [it] seriously."

Yesterday, Richards added to his own self-medicating legend by telling NME, "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared ... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

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The sketch was filmed on Jan. 4, but then, on Feb. 27, Paris got popped for driving with a suspended license. Whatever the case, the sketch is being cut from the show.

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Shannon    

Correction: Heidi Montag is NOT from Laguna Beach. You, in a way, stated her as being from the show...but, in fact, it is THE HILLS.

2703 days ago
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Chris    

For anti-drug campaigns, they just need to put that photo of Keith Richards up with a subtitle, "you will end up like THIS if you do drugs", that'll surely scare the crap out of any kid thinking about doing them.

2703 days ago
33.

GOD 1    

rock on keith !!! it's only rock and roll.

2703 days ago
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PinkLady86    

paris needs to get over herself. does she know how many people she would have to sue if she went after everyone that made fun of her??? maybe if she acted like a lady and stopped presenting herself as a hoe she wouldnt have those problems.

heidi with implants....people already think she's a typical dumb blonde now she goes and adds implants?!?! *shaking head* poor thing

2703 days ago
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He's Boring now    

That TMZ picture of Richards is not current...he has mustache now and looks even older and worse.

Please just Fade Away Keith, you had your 15 years of Fame and more. I bet you cant even get a hard on now man so quit with the arm candy, its not very convincing...For God's sake man you are a senior citizen, grandfather and one toe step from the Grave. You are not a rock and roll god anymore so quit acting like one.

2703 days ago
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Jason    

I saw the news story about Keith snorting his dad all over the news today. The story got out faster and further than his retracting it. I don't know which reflects more poorly on our society -- that the news published it or that people believed it. Almost half the people on the SodaHead.com poll believed he snorted his dad and nearly all the news channels did report it. Argh!!!

2703 days ago
37.

lyiea    

Keith Richards looks like Freddy Krueger in this picture..Scarry

2703 days ago
38.

paulie    

I am amazed how much Keith Richards looks like John Travolta...or vice versa. Each could portray the other in a TV movie about their remarkably similar lives. Richards snorts his old man...Travolta just snorts religion. All you scriptwriters out there...let's get on this one! They both really need the cash,,,one for lyposuction & the other for plastic surgery. You figure out who needs what!

2702 days ago
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MamaMe    

Keith Richards looks like he's a walking dead man. WFT Keith get some Plastic Surgery or something. You scard me and I don't even know who you are, but guess you are famous.

2702 days ago
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