The Anti-Sanjy Conspiracy

Sanjaya MalakarSome serious "American Idol" viewers are still fuming over the fact that Sanjaya Malakar not only remains on the show, but that he wasn't even bottoming out. Now someone has conjured a plan that could help rid the "A.I." stage of any additional hairrific performances ... er, other than the one scheduled for next Tuesday.

At voteAGAINSTtheworst.com, viewers are assigned to contestants for voting purposes -- based on which state you live in -- every state is then assigned to a performer, leaving none dedicated to Sanjaya.

The only way to make this work is for people in these states to actually vote. Unfortunately, since it's been proven that enough people are voting for Sanjaya to keep him on, Fanjayas will have to be converted in order to boot the mildly talented Malakar, whose rendition of "Cheek to Cheek" this week caused Irving Berlin to centrifugally spin in his grave.



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16. who does howard stern think he is this is sick that people are so stupid to have to go alone with something as RANK as he is !! simon is way above that p--vert to ever lower himself to even reply to such trash!!!!!!!!ai will be just fine im not so sure about that poor 17year old after having to endure what america has turned this into i cant believe how mean spirited people are its a shame he has a mellow way of singing he is humble and his charming smile could be considered the total package i hope it turns out to be the way america has decided to go and not because of letting a person like howard stern to take controll of how we watch tv if so whats next

Posted at 2:52PM on Apr 5th 2007 by donnam

17. I love AI but I am to the point where I just don't want to watch because he is just pathetic. He can not sing. He seems like a smart ass. A little too cocky for no talent. It's not fair to the others who really can sing.

Enough is enough.........

Posted at 2:05PM on Apr 5th 2007 by TED

18. I also forgot to add that he had dirty finger nails when they showed him last night.

GROSS.............................................

Posted at 2:07PM on Apr 5th 2007 by ted

19. At this point I hope he wins. Then A.I. will have to deal with promoting him and knowing their show is beyond their control and not credible any longer.

The other contestants will still receive record offers, as it's been proven you can still sell millions of albums and even receive Oscars if you don't win Idol.

Posted at 2:08PM on Apr 5th 2007 by All Mixed Up

20. Sanjaja is the best thing that has happened to AI in years. He's not going anywhere. Everyone i know is voting to keep him on!!
Plus Gina sucks anyway. Good ready to Sanjaya to be the next American Idol!! hahahahahaaha

Posted at 8:30PM on Apr 6th 2007 by ILoveSanjaya

21. CTS performing live at indio fair,,first 500 entries get a dozen cinnamon rolls and a
free culotag lesson from boss

Posted at 2:26PM on Apr 5th 2007 by steve castan

22. American Idol has jumped the shark. I think with this lousy promotion of Sanjaya, they have finally done themselves in. The ratings are slipping every week and people who appreciate talent are turning the show off. I'm one of them. Whether it's a gag or not by the producers, the show has changed alot since it began. The talent pool is dry this year on the show and Sanjaya is the worst of that lot. I hope others will tune it out so producers get the message, enough stunts already. It's all about the money, and if they see ratings slipping badly like they are, they can't charge more for advertizing.

When AI changes their calling scheme from "phone the one you like" to vote for the worst one, maybe then I'll believe their serious about what they have. Otherwise, no more watching.

Posted at 12:44PM on Apr 17th 2007 by Crafter

23. Please vote him off!! Please America wake up and let other good singers stay!! this guy sucks!!

Posted at 2:23PM on Apr 5th 2007 by a Papaya sings better than Sanjaya

24. Please vote him off!! Please America wake up and let other good singers stay!! this guy sucks!!

Posted at 2:24PM on Apr 5th 2007 by a Papaya sings better than Sanjaya

25. Indio Mall - 3pm. Popping battle between me and Big Jess.

Posted at 2:42PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Greg Duran

26. Come on, enough Sanjaya bashing already. AI has seen it's fair share of bad singers. In the first season that Nicki chick got all the way to number 3 and Sanjaya is way better than she was.

We can't have the radio filled up with all Areatha, Whitney, and Mariah soundalikes. Music history is filled with singers who aren't exactly the best. Take Paula Abdul for example. She had 6 #1 singles. They were all great. So what if she didn't sing as well as some of her contemporaries. Taylor Dayne can sing rings around Paula and she sold far less records than Paula did at the same time.

Posted at 2:35PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Jon

27. I haven't been watching and I've been voting for Sanjaya because A.I. is a joke. It's not about the most talented singer, it's about the most popular.

I don't see why Sanjaya can't be a star...so many of them out there have little if no talent (look at all the fools on the other "reality" shows) and manage to be "stars". I'll keep going until I can't go anymore. Sanjaya will have my vote so people will start to realize the problems in the music business. No substance, little style, all flash and shallow crap.

VOTE4SANJAYA!

Posted at 2:48PM on Apr 5th 2007 by stephanie

28. Does it EVER end? Not only doeshe sound absolutely horrific, but he is just as bad to look at! Do something about those damn eyebrows and skanky hair! This show sucks while he's on it!

Posted at 9:24AM on Apr 10th 2007 by bef

29. SANJAYA RULES, my crew from SD wil be voting for him

Posted at 2:14PM on Apr 6th 2007 by still a fanjaya from SD

30. Ok... I think I figured it out... Did you notice AT&T is now the telephone company of choice for AI? Have you ever called AT&T for help with anything? Where are you calling? Hmmm.....

Posted at 2:57PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Sassy

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