The Anti-Sanjy Conspiracy

Sanjaya MalakarSome serious "American Idol" viewers are still fuming over the fact that Sanjaya Malakar not only remains on the show, but that he wasn't even bottoming out. Now someone has conjured a plan that could help rid the "A.I." stage of any additional hairrific performances ... er, other than the one scheduled for next Tuesday.

At voteAGAINSTtheworst.com, viewers are assigned to contestants for voting purposes -- based on which state you live in -- every state is then assigned to a performer, leaving none dedicated to Sanjaya.

The only way to make this work is for people in these states to actually vote. Unfortunately, since it's been proven that enough people are voting for Sanjaya to keep him on, Fanjayas will have to be converted in order to boot the mildly talented Malakar, whose rendition of "Cheek to Cheek" this week caused Irving Berlin to centrifugally spin in his grave.



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46. This morning they were talking on the radio about how the producers have final say-so in who wins, that ultimately they're loving this whole Sanjaya business because it's making what was going to be a lackluster season more interesting, boosting ratings. They're pulling the strings on this little puppet show, they can orchestrate who gets booted and who doesn't. They were also saying that there aren't enough Howard Stern fans or people from the votefortheworst.com website to truly sway the voting -- it would take millions. The perception that American voters elect the winner every year is pretty much an illusion.

Posted at 3:46PM on Apr 5th 2007 by I'm just sayin'

47. People seriously need to get out of their house more... maybe even make a friend or two. It's a TV Show and people are out there going on hunger strikes and scheming up these elaborate campaigns to vote for or against some guy on some crappy amateur karaoke show. It's sad.
There are TV Shows I like watching every week but the day I'm so invested in it that I stop eating or start some kind of campaign for my favorite show is the day I realize something has gone wrong in my life at some point and decide to kill myself.

Posted at 8:51PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Corey

48. WE LOVE YOU SANJAYA! THE HATERS AND BASHERS MEAN NOTHING! THEY ARE SO FRICKEN FRUSTRATED RIGHT NOW!!!! I'M LOVIN IT!!!!!!

Posted at 4:11PM on Apr 5th 2007 by theresa

49. He has no talent...And what is wrong is that the ones that can sing are being kicked off.....How fair is that crap..........

Posted at 6:45PM on Apr 5th 2007 by z

50. TMZ has no sense of humor. It is the idea that SANJAYA MALAKAR is a threat to the "integrity" of American Idol, and to pop culture as a whole, that inspires people to support him. He is a hilariously woeful underdog, but those of us that find AI to be fascist will continue to lift him on our shoulders. VOTE FOR SANJAYA!!!

Posted at 5:37PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Rob W.

51. You haters!! your so jealous of Sangy. Get a life and learn to be as awesome as he is if you want that kind of attention. dont be hating on him because he's so dreamy. I LOVE YOU SANGY!!

Posted at 5:10PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Jessica

52. the joke is on you cause you morons watch ,if you want this non talented guy off ,just don't watch, a.i. will find a way to get him booted out will fast

Posted at 4:35PM on Apr 5th 2007 by studly

53. I actully enjoy watching him/ He is not your run of the mill singer and the 12 year olds love him

Posted at 4:46PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Marsha

54. She is beautiful and he is handsome. I am a nice person. It's really easy. All you bashers and haters should try it. It makes you fell good. Peace and love to all.

Posted at 7:21PM on Apr 5th 2007 by theresa

55. The AI machine won't let him win anyway. Even if this whole scheme to get Sanjaya to the top works, the producers will never allow him to be the winner. They will fix whatever votes they can so that he is knocked out. Maybe for the best ratings and money, FOX will leave him in until the last show, and that's when the fix will be in. Sanjaya will lose and then fade into obscurity, Justin Guarini-style.

Posted at 7:46PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Nik

56. Look guys-

I work in the music industry, and everyone knows that American Idol's producers know who they want to win by the time they get to Hollywood...and then the pimp the hell out of them. They do this because they know that they are going to have to produce a record at the end of it all the sells. That's all the music biz is...they don't give you what you want, they tell you what you want and cram it down your throat. I think votefortheworst.com is doing a great service by raising the middle finger the music industry and American Idol - which for the record is the crappiest television program of all time.

Posted at 6:28PM on Apr 17th 2007 by Mike

57. Check out the original site, we don't have that crap population thing, that obviously won't make a damn difference. Just don't vote for Sanjaya, also, a lot of people are dialing his number to see how many busy signals they get, to "see" if he has a chance, but oddly enough they get through, and voila, there he goes getting votes. PLAN AND SIMPLE, DON'T DIAL HIS NUMBER! IF YOU WANT HIM OFF, KEEP VOTING ALOT FOR ATLEAST ONE CONTESTANT!!! www.stopvotingfortheworst.com!

Posted at 9:45PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Laura

58.
This multi multi million dollar mega-hit....that has phenomenal ratings.... and that has made stars out of wannabes, has been totally hijacked by a 17 year old kid !!

Guess the producers didn't really think this through...letting the winner be decided by people who don't have anything at all to lose.

Posted at 11:33PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Auntie Em

59. I agree with Ted's post above that Sanjaya's fingernails were grossly dirty! Yuck---if a part of one's part that is visible to the eye is dirty---how much more the hidden parts. Just to prove that this bamboo stick with the face only-his-mother would love is so obnoxious and is a disgrace to AI and to viewers. If he wins, I can bet it will bring AI down. He has such a w-e-a-k style of singing....it would have been better, if he just recited Cheek to Cheek! Shoo fly Sanjaya---don't bother us!

Posted at 12:48AM on Apr 6th 2007 by Lita

60. If this no talent turd wins , I will never watch American Idol again !! Enough is enough. It's not funny anymore and makes him look like a total ass !!

Posted at 7:16AM on Apr 6th 2007 by Chip

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