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Angie: Takes One to Know One

Angelina Jolie's weird brother James Haven says that he and sis Angie now consider themselves "orphans," following the death of their mother Marcheline Bertrand this past January -- even though their estranged father, actor Jon Voight, is still kicking up dust.

Haven says, "There were times when our father was awesome, but my biggest memory is that he would look more to our faults than to our strengths, and that's what was so hard."

"Now that our mother has died, we're two orphans, Angie and I, so she has a deep understanding of the orphans she adopts."

So Angie's recent spate of adoptions is because she can relate so much to the plight of orphaned children? She adopted Thai orphan Pax Thien, 3, this past March, who joined adopted son Maddox, 5, Zahara, 2, and biological daughter Shiloh Nouvel, 10 months.


Jenna Disappoints Fans

Newly too-skinny porn queen Jenna Jameson recently underwent a botched vaginoplasty operation, and has lost so much weight that she appears to be disappearing. Now, sources say, she's become a disappointment to fans -- at last weekend's Exxxotica adult film expo in Miami.

"She was contractually supposed to show up for a total of six hours in two days yet arrived late both days and blew off the event 45 minutes early on the second day of her appearance," one source told the New York Post. She also allegedly refused to answer fans' questions about her weight or her surgery, and supposedly left early when she saw that fellow porn star Tera Patrick had a longer line of fans and admirers than she did.

For their part, event organizers say they were happy with her participation. Exxxotica's Jay Handy said, "Jenna fulfilled her contract, and Jenna had a classic Jenna fan line - the biggest line, that wrapped around the Convention Hall."

Jameson blames her extreme weight loss on stress from her ongoing divorce from estranged husband Jay Grdina.

"Greasy Bear" Gets Dissed


Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis is so unpopular, even his friends can't bear him. The oily heir showed up to a Details magazine party last week in Hollywood and became enraged when he was denied access. According to Page Six, "he started demanding that staffers get Stavros [Niarchos]." Niarchos allegedly told Davis about the party and was already inside. But when staffers found Niarchos, he begged them to tell Davis that he wasn't there, adding, "I didn't invite him here, and I don't really want to be around him." Eventually, Davis weaseled his way in, and Niarchos roundly apologized to his Details editor friend, saying, "You know I would never bring him here."


Party Favors... Fantasia Can Read ...The Stars Love "Love"... Ashlee and Pete in Love?


Season Three American Idol winner Fantasia Barrino sets the record straight with People magazine: She's not illiterate. "I dropped out of school in the ninth grade, and when I said I had trouble reading, they took it that I couldn't read at all," she says. Not true! Fantasia is currently starring in Oprah's Broadway production of "The Color Purple"...This weekend the stars came out for Cirque du Soleil's new Beatles tribute show, "Love" at the Mirage. "Lost's" Evangeline Lily and boyfriend/co-star Dominic Monaghan attended on Friday, and on Saturday, both Eddie Murphy and "Saturday Night Live" cast member Kenan Thompson were spotted at the show. ... Ashlee Simpson and Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz claim they're "just friends," but on Saturday night they were seen kissing and canoodling at L.A. night club Parc, while the "O.C.'s" Adam Brody and Ben MacKenzie looked on. Wentz told People magazine in November that "Maybe in a different universe, we'd be some hot couple, but not in this one." They must have left the galaxy!

Tags: Angelina Jolie, AngelinaJolie, Ashlee Simpson, AshleeSimpson, Brandon Davis, BrandonDavis, Fantasia Barrino, FantasiaBarrino, Jenna Jameson, JennaJameson, Pete Wentz, PeteWentz, Stavros Niarchos, StavrosNiarchos

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61. Angelina and her brother need to learn how to forgive. Maybe they do have some valid issues with their dad, and I'm sure he isn't perfect. But neither are they, and they're certainly NOT orphans! They BOTH need to grow up, stop being so dramatic, and stop grasping at whatever they can to get in the spotlight and playing the "victims"! They both want to publicly point out others wrong doings, but make excuses for their own. How would they feel if someone important in their life didn't forgive them for any of the mistakes they have made in their life?? What goes around, comes around!

Posted at 7:40AM on Apr 10th 2007 by Lisa

62. WOW! MAYBE THAT'S WHY ANGELINA IS COLLECTING CHILDREN LIKE DOLLS. HER DISTORTED DISFUNCTIONAL CONCEPT OF FAMILY IS SCARRY! I GUESS IN HER MIND SHE'S GOING TO CREATE THE FAMILY SHE NEVER HAD. THIS YOUNG WOMAN IS VERY DAMAGED. LOOKING AT HER HER PHOTOS LATELY, SHE SEEMS LIKE SHE'S WOUND VERY TIGHT, SKINNY, OVER WROUGHT! I FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE POOR LITTLE ORPHANS THAT HAVE BEEN PULLED FROM SOME OF THE WORSE LIVING CONDITIONS AND THROWN INTO HER MEDIA CIRCUS. HOPEFULLY THEY ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO THRIVE BEING RAISED BY NANNIES AND SERVANTS.
I JUST GET AN UNEASY FEELING THAT THIS EARTH MOTHER PHASE IS JUST THAT AND THAT SHE WILL MOVE ON TO OTHER INTERESTS AND CAUSES AND MEN.

Posted at 12:23PM on Apr 11th 2007 by ATIRA

63. Its amazing how people rip into a woman that they don't even know, especially about her past when the pasts of everyone on this board have quite a few blimishes, I'm sure. Angelina didn't french kiss her brother at the awards show he attended with her, first of all, their mouths were closed, so implying otherwise is just perverted and sick. The reason Angelina and her father are not talking was he made some rather unsupportive and unflattering comments about her adopting Maddux whe she was still married to Billy Bob, and that's where it all publicly started. It is really sad that her brother had to bring out the family dirt between father and children, because its no one else's business. I haven't seen Angelina make a statement about their father like James did yet, so I wouldn't exactly say that he is speaking for her as well.

As far as the comment made by someone that one of the chat participants needs to shut up so people can get back to doing their job on this sight by ripping celebrities, it's really pathetic when people get this animated and vulgar sometimes when talking about people they don't even know. People take this celebrity gossip and judgments WAY to seriously. Sad, but funny in a way, really. God bless you and your families, and take care!

Posted at 11:05PM on Apr 16th 2007 by Angel

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