Jordan Feeling It

Busty British subcultural surgically-enhanced pregnant cover girl import, Jordan, is seen here during a shopping spree in West Hollywood, in what appears to be an exercise in quashing her own mammarian disbelief.

Jordan aka Katie Price and her husband, pop singer Peter Andre, are in California to pimp their new realtitty show for E! network, which will trace the lives of the tasteless twosome as they attempt to conquer America with the curious brand of "chav" flash, as exemplified by Jordan's purse.

No paparazzi were injured in the making of this photograph.

Tags: boobs, jordan

Reader Comments

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1. now that's a nice rack!

Posted at 10:15AM on Apr 10th 2007 by Marty WMS

2. How can she have a "reality" show when there is nothing real about her?

Posted at 4:35PM on Apr 9th 2007 by zzz

3. OHHM LET ME PUT THESE IN A BAG FOR YOU...JUST A MOMENT

Posted at 1:25PM on Apr 9th 2007 by LETMEINSPECT4U

4. #2 Hmmm the ultimate feminine means fake blonde hair and fake big boobs? NOT! Anyway, Jordon is trying to massage away the ripples and hard tissue due to her breast implants.

Posted at 1:40PM on Apr 9th 2007 by Wake Up America

5. There is nothing attractive about this bimbo. Just because you shove five implants under each breast doesn't make you beautiful. This chick has no shame, baring it all in night clubs for attention...if I never hear another thing about her, it would be no skin off my nose.

Posted at 2:53PM on Apr 9th 2007 by Lita

6. she is feminine... and half crazy...but she's pretty, to put the sufficiently great busts… but with certain clothes they are well …
=D

Posted at 3:10PM on Apr 9th 2007 by Alane

7. she is feminine... and half crazy...but she's pretty, to put the sufficiently great busts… but with certain clothes they are well …
=D

Posted at 10:31AM on Apr 10th 2007 by Alane

8. KATIE PRICE U LOOK SO *** DISGUSTING ** AND ** CHILDISH ** HOLDING ON TO YOUR BOOBS. I PRESUME YOU WANT TO SHOW PEOPLE THAT YOU HAD SOME LIKE ANNA NICOLE BUT HONEY YOU WLL *************N E V E R ****************** BE LIKE ANNA NICOLE.. ANNA NICOLE IS AN ICON... IF U FEEL YOU WILL BE LIKE HER... GOD HONEY, LOOK AT YOURSELF AGAIN... YOU ARE AWFUL.............

Posted at 4:11PM on Apr 9th 2007 by shirl smith

9. #7 Definition for Feminine: Having the qualities of a woman; becoming or appropriate to the female sex; as, in a good sense, modest, graceful, affectionate, confiding. The verdict is out ; Jordon is not feminine, but she is a sex pot.

Posted at 4:13PM on Apr 9th 2007 by Sidney

10. she should act like a young lady who is 7 months pregnant instead of acting and behaving like a 30 cent trashy hooker.

Posted at 5:08PM on Apr 9th 2007 by Pam

11. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Posted at 5:32AM on Apr 10th 2007 by Hello Kitty

12. Katie, please put those away.
Love, Everyone xo

Posted at 12:38PM on Apr 10th 2007 by Robin Givens

13. katie is HOT and so is her man .....dont b jealous ....thats gets u no where....i think maybe shes had it rough and now shes meet a hot caring man who defintely loves her!!!and not to mention loves her other child.....and the one to come....Peter looks like a good catch!!!i wouldnt kick him out of the bed...lol

Posted at 11:31PM on May 22nd 2007 by andrea

14. I think everyone is just jealous. They seem to be happy. Isn't that what we all strive for?

Posted at 9:46PM on Jun 5th 2007 by sunshine