Jordan Feeling It

4/9/2007 8:19 AM PDT
Busty British subcultural surgically-enhanced pregnant cover girl import, Jordan, is seen here during a shopping spree in West Hollywood, in what appears to be an exercise in quashing her own mammarian disbelief.

Jordan aka Katie Price and her husband, pop singer Peter Andre, are in California to pimp their new realtitty show for E! network, which will trace the lives of the tasteless twosome as they attempt to conquer America with the curious brand of "chav" flash, as exemplified by Jordan's purse.

No paparazzi were injured in the making of this photograph.