Hot Hollywood club opening? Nope. Big Hollywood movie premiere? Try again. Party at Paris Hilton's house? Ding ding ding!
Would-be partygoers tried to make their way to Paris Hilton's Hollywood Hills pad on Saturday night, but most were turned away when a bouncer yelled out, "The guest list is closed! No one else is getting in!" Denied.
LAPD showed up to try and clear the traffic, and a few cars ended up getting towed; a small price to pay to boogie down with Paris.