Anna Nicole's Last Film Is a Cannes Do

Anna Nicole Smith in Anna Nicole Smith's last film, "Illegal Aliens," will make its world premiere next month at the Cannes Film Festival -- after it's released on DVD in the U.S. on May 1. Doh!

Initially, the sci-fi "comedy" was scheduled to debut in April, but Anna's untimely death left the release date up in the air.

In the movie, Anna is one of three aliens who "morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect the earth from the intergalactic forces of evil." The cinematic gem's stellar cast also includes Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer and "Dynasty" star John James. For your consideration.

Even though the film is screening "out of competition," it's sure to add to the freakish pandemonium associated with the French film fest. Book your flight now!



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121. ONE OF THE REASONS DANNIELYNN IS SOOOOOO LUCKY IS HER DADDY HAS A WAY WITH PEOPLE THAT INSPIRES THEM TO CO-OPERATE WITH EACH OTHER. I BET WITH 99.99999 PROBABILITY PROVE SHE HAS A LOT OF HIS CHARATERISTICS.

FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND VERGIE AND LARRY WILL HAVE A CHAT TODAY. I AM SURE THEY WILL AGREE TO GET ALONG. I HOPE SO.

I THINK WHEN THEY ALL CAME OUT ARM AND ARM LARRY WAS THE ONE THAT ORGANIZED THAT. AND HAVE YOU NOTICED WHEN THEY ARE ALL TOGETHER LARRY IS THE ONE THAT TAKES CHARGE.

I CAN SEE WHY ANNA NICOLE LOVED HIM. HE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR, IS COMPASSIONATE, HONEST, A LEADER, AND A PEACE MAKER. AND HE WAS THE ONLY ONE I SAW WITH TEARS STREAMING DOWN HIS FACE AT ANNA NICOLE'S FUNERAL.

LUCKY LITTLE GIRL! I BET SHE GROWS UP TO BE JUST LIKE HER DADDY.

Posted at 1:23PM on Apr 12th 2007 by MRS MARPLE

122. CANNES????

Strictly a "car wreck looky-loo" move.

Just more people cashing in on the hype.

And, at the end of the day, those who will have seen it will be laughing AT her, posthumously, not WITH her, bad-mouthing her in a whispered voice, that she WAS a joke.

Yet another hateful, hurtful and embarrassing legcy left behind for her little baby girl to inherit.

If Stern's post-Anna mission statement is to try and turn her into a Marilyn Monroe legacy, he should block the showing of that "movie" at Cannes. You can almost predict the TMZ "after party" headline.

Posted at 2:38PM on Apr 12th 2007 by Sharon R.

123. BECKY -

You're right. Trimspa, the new formula created without ephedrine, doesn't work the same as it used to.

In fact, her use of Topamax was not for migraines since she was not reported to have suffered from them. It is a little known fact that Topamax's OFF LABEL USE is for weight loss, and will be coming out on the market for just that very shortly. It is even as we speak, in front of the FDA for upcoming approval.

The next was her use of Lasix, a very strong diuretic, used for those in Congestive Heart Failure, whcih she was not, hence the need for supplemental potassium which Lasix depletes. However, one can lose quite a number of pounds, temporarily, from loss of water.
Even some of the ant-depressants used have the side effect of weight loss.

Nope, her weight loss was a result of Rx's, not Trimspa, as well as excercise as you can see in some of her later photos, like the Gay Parade, where you can see she had redeveloped her muscles, seen in her arms, her biceps, as well as her abs. She had developed a sort of 6 pack. To her credit, she managed to re-firm her arms after her huge wieght gain. That can't come from pills, only intensive exercise.

Posted at 2:47PM on Apr 12th 2007 by Sharon R.

124.
Hi Jane Devin....
If Tmz.com won't print your article then put it on tv... like Tv court... or Greta or even Bill Reily or the last word that was already on or whats coming up pretty soon is Grace.. I think some one ought to hear your words.

Posted at 2:59PM on Apr 12th 2007 by Barbie

125. I know that we are to stick to subjuct but I was wondering if anyone has heard any of the "talking heads" speak on the subject of why if all the players in this baby drama who are U.S. citizens have to go through the courts in the Bahamas for custody of the baby?Other than to establish who was the bio dad, then why if Larry is not going to live there why does he have to prove to that gov't that he is fit to raise his daughter? Just wondering and bored, bored, bored!
Thanks! for any info.....

Posted at 1:34AM on Apr 13th 2007 by wendy; The Oma

126. I know that we are to stick to subjuct but I was wondering if anyone has heard any of the "talking heads" speak on the subject of why if all the players in this baby drama who are U.S. citizens have to go through the courts in the Bahamas for custody of the baby?Other than to establish who was the bio dad, then why if Larry is not going to live there why does he have to prove to that gov't that he is fit to raise his daughter? Just wondering and bored, bored, bored!
Thanks! for any info.....

Posted at 1:34AM on Apr 13th 2007 by wendy; The Oma

127. 114
James Frey was an author who wrote a book Oprah put her wieght behind and it became a best seller. The book actually was really good but it turned out a lot of it was faked. Much like Dr. Phil is a little real a lot of fake. Sells better that way.

Posted at 3:23PM on Apr 12th 2007 by mg

128. Number 103 stands corrected....Bahamas not Jamaca ....

Also, I could barely stand it when the CEO from Trimspa was on all the news channels...
I always felt he was getting his moment of fame in and at the same time, free advertisement for Trimspa.

He totally turned me off!! ... I will not buy his product!

Posted at 3:30PM on Apr 12th 2007 by Sharon Chicago

129. no new anna nicole articles on tmz today?

hmmmm

http://www.myspace.com/dramainthebahamas

Posted at 3:30PM on Apr 12th 2007 by DramaintheBahamas

130. WELL, NO INQUEST TIL AFTER LATE MAY. I DON'T THINK THERE EVER WILL BE AN INQUEST. GUESS, I DON'T CARE TOO MUCH IF THE BABY IS GIVING BACK TO HER REAL DADDY AND SHE GETS AWAY FROM ALL OF THIS AND HER GRANDMOTHER GETS TO HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO LOVE HER.

THEN LET HKS DO HIS THING. HIS ONLY REAL PROBLEM IN LIFE WILL BE HE WILL HAVE TO LIVE WITH HIMSELF. HAVE FUN HOWARD.

Posted at 3:30PM on Apr 12th 2007 by MRS MARPLE

131. For God's sake don't you people ever stop accusing. People like you who blame, accuse, lie and ruin lives belong in "Hell." Anna did what Anna did. No one could stop her. Remember you get back in life what you give and all of you who accuse will get it back one day. Get a life people, move on and leave HKS alone. You weren't there, I wasn't there, no one saw anything. Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see!!!! Gossip will get you nothing, absolutely nothing.

Posted at 8:41PM on Apr 12th 2007 by For Howard

132. #86 Larry's A LOSER

I don't know what turnip truck you fell off of but definitely you have apparently recieved some kind of brain injury! Am I correct it assuming you think Howard, Bonnie and the rest of the Sterns are your idols? And You call Larry and his family trailer trash??? Anyone as stupid as you are must live in the slums where there are no decent people or any with morals! In this whole ordeal, anyone would have to admit Larry and his family have shown more class than all the rest put together! I don't feel sorry for Howard..He has brought all this on himself. Before you start bashing a Father for fighting for his child, you should look at the dirty trash you are supporting!!!! Yes it is my opinion that H.K.$. is responsible for both Daniel and Annas death..If he grieves for anyone, it's only for himself!

Posted at 5:13PM on Apr 12th 2007 by Not So Blind

133. #138, you are correct, none of us on line were there, but we do know that HKS was there, during both deaths, and he also knew he was NOT the father of dannielynn,yet he continued the charade, give us a break.look at the facts, and if you are so keen on HKS go to the bahamas and live with him, hopefully you will not have insurance or any thing of value because odd are you will end up with a lethal cocktail in your system...........

Posted at 9:45PM on Apr 12th 2007 by ann

134. I'm gonna puke...!

Posted at 11:45AM on Apr 13th 2007 by Debra

135. I'm betting they are all in the Bahamas Courts because that Bahamas is where Howard K Stern took the HOT SMOCHIE LIPS and made it an *off shore* investment - Out of reach form USA tax collectors ?
THEY ARE HUNTING and folowing THE MONEY and it is not in the diaper of Dannilyn - it is the records, or lack of, of Howard K Stern.
I bet every Justice and Court from FL. Judge Larry to the Bahamas Court are STALLING - piecing the money trail together.
The longer Larry procrastinates in getting Vergie over to the Horizons, to at least HOLD her granddaughter, then I have come to believe Larry will NOTco-operate with Vergie in the future.....Vergies the wanting custody / gardianship is her assurance she will have her grandma time. And I am betting she wouldl file for a Protctive order agains Stern immediately. Cutie pie Larry has no back bone to shed the leach Stern.

Wonder when they will show the baby the new Mommy Mother Goose videos.....the new DVD movie is nothing more than kids stuff anyway - kindergarten mentality......

Posted at 3:26PM on Apr 15th 2007 by GRAMS

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