Beauty
Britney Needs to Own Her Baldness

It's spring, and a girl needs a new hat or two (at once) to celebrate her sobriety. Yup, she did it again.

The recovering ex of Federline dropped into a Beverly Glen shop to find another way to hide her unfortunate $2 pony-tailed wig. The "Country Girl" straw hat, which looks like a county fair giveaway, doesn't quite work with her ruffled babydoll onesie and Escalade windshield sunglasses.

Wouldn't you like to just see her in a pair of jeans, a T-shirt, and her crew cut?



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46. She is so completely and utterly disgusting. I swear I can smell her stink through the monitor.

Trashy is as trashy does.

Posted at 2:59PM on Apr 13th 2007 by Linda

47. One thing I've learned about Britney these last couple of years is that she has no social grace whatsoever. She's socially awkward, and doesn't have an common sense of her own; she has to have people around her telling her what to do, think, eat & wear. That's why she jumps from fad to fad. That's why she wears clothes that don't match (sun dress with evening pumps with cowboy hat). That's why she changes her hair (when she has hair) color numerous times in a month. That's why she jumps from boytoy to boytoy, even trying to hook up with 2 guys in rehab. That's why she's still acting insane. Thank god she's got investment counselors looking after her fortune, or she'd end up as poor trailer trash, turning tricks in a back alley to afford rent money...

Posted at 3:08PM on Apr 13th 2007 by Poor little britney

48. Britney HEE HAW is coming back. You would be PERFECT!

Posted at 3:20PM on Apr 13th 2007 by keeoui

49. Normally I defend celeb's right to wear what they see fit..but sheesh, that is one ugly outfit...and those shoes? Brit's bald head doesn't bother me as much as that outfit!

Posted at 3:38PM on Apr 13th 2007 by YMMV

50. What she needs to do is, get her crap together and be a mother! Stop worrying about shopping or dating rehab rockstars, focus on her children and quit playing the "poor me" card! I use to be a huge Britney fan, but her priorities are up her a@$!!!!

Posted at 3:52PM on Apr 13th 2007 by J

51. What's with her wearing those baby doll dresses lately! Geez, if there is one thing Brit is not, its a baby doll - those dresses are not suited to her body type - fat, unwashed, stinky ass trailer trash!

Posted at 5:03PM on Apr 13th 2007 by Anonymous

52. Britney needs..... BRAINS!

Posted at 4:01PM on Apr 13th 2007 by Lana

53. Forget the hat, look at that rag she's wearing. She doesn't have a clue!

Posted at 4:13PM on Apr 13th 2007 by Kim

54. What she needs is a trip to the Dr. Phil show and a visit frm CPS I mean really, her poor little boys what an example! An example of a freak show. Normal Non-famous peple don't get to go around attacking cars with umbrellas and neglecting our kids...why should it be ok for her??

Posted at 4:23PM on Apr 13th 2007 by jeri

55. You gotta feel sorry for anyone as stupid as she is (not)!

Posted at 4:24PM on Apr 13th 2007 by Molly

56. Hat or no hat...wig or no wig....It doesn't matter! Brit has NO sense of style. Her outfits are horrible! He shoes are even worse!!! Why would anyone leave the house in this hideous outfit or any of the 1000 other hideous outfits she's been seen in!

For those of you who like her, just ask yourself...Would you wear this? And if you did, wouldn't your Mom or someone else tell you to change?

Posted at 5:10PM on Apr 13th 2007 by Susannah

57. She shaved it and we know it so she should show it. No she was not in her right state of mind at the time, but we are all aware she did it. She should just put a hat on if she doesn't want to show it and not the silly, tacky, cheap looking wigs AND the hats. Besides Halle Berry has just said in an interview that she is shaving her head for a movie so she will be in good company, even if Halle is doing it for a job. Besides Britney wasn't really unattractive bald when she wasn't beating up cars with umbrellas.

Posted at 5:28PM on Apr 13th 2007 by A

58. SHE NEEDS A SHRINK!!!!!!!! And STAY AWAY FROM PARIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:03PM on Apr 13th 2007 by Jackie

59. She needs a good kick in the ASS !

While I love her music.... she needs to take responsibility for her actions. Larry was trying to do her a favor by getting her the help that she needed. She could have removed herself from the public and took a break after her D-day.

But she took up with that Hilton COW that is like posin to everyone but herself, and showed the world her privates. She shaved her head and tried to attack a car, because she was too much of a prat to make it through a real rehab, where her ass would not be kissed.

She needs a good stylist, PT + Gym time, people around her that will tell her the truth.. because I'm sure its only a matter of time before Disney gets behind a Jamie Lynn cd.

She already has a fanbase and dresses like a teen/young lady, and with Britney for a sister I'm sure she has great source material.

Posted at 8:10PM on Apr 13th 2007 by Hello Kitty

60. When I first saw the pictures of Brittney's shaved head .... I really thought hmmm with the right earrings she could reallypull this off.... and we would see tons of girls with shaved heads with all kinds of scarfs and hats and accessories.... I still think she could pull it off... It is all the rage it seems to be bald and tatt'ed for the guys..... I can see the girl counterparts doing the same....

Posted at 8:08PM on Apr 13th 2007 by could happen!

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