Britney Cops a Squat

61. I've said it before, I'll say it again. She's a perfect example that money can't buy you class, dignity or social acceptance. Here she is in a short dress with what looks like hooker shoes & a cowboy hat, SQUATTING in an aisle at Target. She not only can't dress herself to save her life, but she is so socially awkward it hurts to look at. her She's the perfect example of white trailer trash who suddenly has money. What a dumbass.

Posted at 3:15AM on Apr 17th 2007 by She's a dumbass

62. #68 You are sooooo right.

Britney reminds me of trash who just won the lottery, and that is basically her situation. It wasn't her talent that made her famous, it was her mother willing to let her little girl sell sex. So she made a lot of money quickly, but she is still the same trashy girl.

No woman with any respect would squat in public in a dress like that. She obviously knew she was being photographed too, which makes it worse. I wish the press would leave her alone, because that would drive her crazy. She wants to be followed and photographed.

Posted at 9:09AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Halle

63. Oh boy, is she now pottying in public too. Gee - she doesn't have an ounce of pride. It looks like she is about to poop in the aisle at Target.

Posted at 9:07AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Wisteria

64. 3 words:

Less than fresh.

Posted at 9:11AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Wisteria

65. Gawd I'm rich. I can do whatever I want. I can even take a dump in the aisle at Target. And people still love and support me.

Love ya'll,
Britney

Posted at 9:14AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Britney

66. #61 Eva Marie: I'm sorry, but I thought this story was about Britney....not YOU! You seem to be a little self absorbed to me. Are you sure you're a GREAT MOM?? Sounds like everything is about YOU!! Who are you to tell everyone to get a life and spend more time with their own children??? Looks like you're neglecting your kids too by using your precious time to comment on a story that you said you cared nothing about! Comment on that!

Posted at 10:52AM on Apr 17th 2007 by cj

67. TMZ: What's with the deleting of the comments??!!! There were 77 comments here 5 minutes ago. Now there are 68. What's going on?

Posted at 11:43AM on Apr 17th 2007 by tracee

68. Go to the toilette Briteny nobody cares if you want to pie or if you wanted to show us again something!Just cross your legs and just leave your children to their dad, bec you are insane.

Posted at 4:56PM on Apr 17th 2007 by Marie

69. #55

You said everyone who doesn't know her should leave her alone. Well, do you have to know the duck to know that it's going to walk like a duck and act like a duck! Of course you don't. There's nothing wrong with calling it like you see it. If more people had done that earlier in her life, perhaps she'd have an ounce of self respect.

Posted at 10:29PM on Apr 17th 2007 by RBB

70. Britney's shopping list:

Aisle 2: Vagisile cream
Aisle 4: Nail polish remover and Q-tips
Aisle 5: Panties
Aisle 6: Soap and shampoo
Aisle 7: Red Bull
Aisle 8: Cheetos
And finally: She's roaming around the store trying to find the aisle where class is sold.

Posted at 10:33PM on Apr 17th 2007 by RBB

71. Whatever happened to the squeaky-clean Britney Spears? When she was with Kevin she was still a trainwreck but ever since she dumped his sorry ass, she is getting worse and worse every single day. This woman has two children and needs to be taking care of them. She should also be DRESSING like a mother too!

Posted at 10:50AM on Apr 18th 2007 by SaxFact

72. showin her shit, again. Skank!

Posted at 4:01PM on Apr 20th 2007 by ME