Fergie Gets Down to Her Basics

16. She be stone FUGLIFIED!! Her music isn't good. She must have done a deal with the man below(Satan) and she has a deathmask(speed or coke) expression. I listened to The Dutchess...I think some of the songs are catchy (london bridge, and The girl can't help it, but over-all it is a very synthetic over produced cd.

Posted at 3:21PM on Apr 17th 2007 by Budd Lites

17. i need to get me one of them ab lounges

Posted at 3:05PM on Apr 17th 2007 by mortimer

18. Put a ball gag in her mouth to shut her up and a bag on her butterface and maybe..... No, actually, not maybe. Unless "maybe" means "maybe I wouldn't throw her off a huge pier."

Posted at 3:08PM on Apr 17th 2007 by Ms. Pants

19. I'd be jealous too!!

With a name like yours, what are you- A FOB!!!

Welcome to AMERICA!

Posted at 3:53PM on Apr 17th 2007 by #12 sucks White guys

20. that is a terrible photo and outfit

Posted at 5:30PM on Apr 17th 2007 by total awesomeness

21. She is skankalicious...yuchh

Posted at 3:18PM on Apr 17th 2007 by Budd Lites

22. Not at all attractive...and the arrogance of the lyrics to her latest "hits" makes it that much more amusing. She is way overrated.

Posted at 3:21PM on Apr 17th 2007 by Susie

23. Fergie is the ultimate SLUT. Are those boobs hers or did she pay for them...does anyone know? I hope she realizes when you go through life looking like a 'ho and acting like a 'ho you might end up getting hurt like a 'ho. If I was a guy, I would definitely have her and hurt her.

Posted at 3:31PM on Apr 17th 2007 by suburbansweetie45

24. what a ho, what a ho, what a ho, what a mighty big ho

Posted at 3:33PM on Apr 17th 2007 by suburbansweetie45

25. SO HOT! check out the biggest Fergie website! http://www.slippingunder.com/

Posted at 3:52PM on Apr 17th 2007 by Will

26. Why is her stomach all lumpy, bumpy? It looks like cottage cheese. What is that?

Posted at 3:46PM on Apr 17th 2007 by zed

27. Fergie is so fuggin' fugly. Yuck. I can't think of her without picturing when she peed her pants on stage last year. Nasty. Her boyfriend is so hot, how can he get down with that?

Posted at 4:07PM on Apr 17th 2007 by Gina

28. You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
You're so ugly, they call you Taco Bell, because when people see you.. they run for the border.
You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to stone.
You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in.
You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
You're so ugly, I took you to the zoo the zookeeper said, "Thanks for bringing her back."
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
You're so ugly, your last name is Link and your first is Missing.

Posted at 4:00PM on Apr 17th 2007 by Golatha

29. She is so nasty looking. she has the lower body of a 12 year old boy. no curves at all.

Posted at 4:06PM on Apr 17th 2007 by LyndseyJ

30. She should star in Boys Don't Cry 2, the emotionally touching story of a male bodybuilder who decides one day to become a female singer. The movie opens when Eddie Murphy, driving his limo through West Hollywood at 4 a.m., discovers "her" walking the streets in hot pants and a men's flannel shirt . . .

Posted at 4:11PM on Apr 17th 2007 by don\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t touch my cheese