Jess Parties with the Twins

Leaving borefriend John Mayer at home, a brunette-tressed Jessica Simpson stepped out to Element in a low-cut gazongas-enhancing top, then headed to Parc and then Winston's -- talk about a party train!

While walking her girls from Parc to a faraway parking lot, Jess had a close run-in with a dreadlocked homeless man, who was curious as to why everyone was taking pictures of her. Her sarcastic reply -- "I don't know." Simpson's leather-clad Nick Lachey-alike then stepped in and shielded her from the curious streetperson.

A short time later, TMZ caught Simpson near the end of her uplifted barhopping adventure, telling photographers outside of her final stop, Winston's, that she didn't have any fun at the hotspot, however, photographers and onlookers had fun wherever Jess and the girls appeared.



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16. If you have to look down at yourself every 2 secs and adjust yourself every 3 secs, then when you take a huge step check to see if your push up pushed out-----------PUT A SHIRT ON THAT FITS my god she is self absorbed
the only smart thing she did was change her hair color

Posted at 11:20AM on Apr 17th 2007 by meme

17. Did she really have to be sarcastic to the homeless guy?? Big blow to the ego that he didn't know who she was huh?

Posted at 11:21AM on Apr 17th 2007 by whynot

18. She sure doesn't need the push-up she was wearing to corral her boobs. She seemed to be checking them out as much as everyone else, making sure that they were exposed as much as possible. Jessica and John must have had a spat, "women" who have self esteem issues seek attention any place they can get it when they feel they might lose a "boyfriend." This outfit reminds me a lot of the one Britney wore the first evening her divorce from Fed-ex was announced. That's another "celebrity" type that has major self esteem issues. They both look like they are in a downward spiral..

Posted at 11:23AM on Apr 17th 2007 by rj

19. I don't think Jess had surgery, nor do I think she is pregnant. I think it was an ill fitting top (bad stylist!). She is a tiny girl and that was a bad picture. If you look at the recent photos of her in Australia with John, they do look like they are a couple. This is her first night out alone, really not fair to call her a 'whore' as above. She looks beautiful with the copper color in her hair, a lot better than the LA bottle blonde and maybe JM likes brunettes. If everyone wasn't so critical, she may find some happiness on her own. Take a look at the video, this is just a bad shot. PS, she is a single, of age woman, she is allowed to go out at night at clubs without her boyfriend. She does not need permission.

Posted at 11:26AM on Apr 17th 2007 by susan

20. Okay - why is anyone still paying attention to this girl? She is NOT talented, her movies have bombed (yet a few dumb-ass horny men) still insist on throwing their money away and making more. She's slef absorbed, concieted and is trying way to hard to get attention. I agreee with the above posters - put on a top that fits, do something meaningful and important with your life and quit calling the papparazzi to cover your every move!

Posted at 11:28AM on Apr 17th 2007 by sae

21. Please, Jessica -- you look as silly as hell with your boobs all hanging out, and you constantly clutching at your shirt. Have a LITTLE class ...

Posted at 11:29AM on Apr 17th 2007 by GET REAL

22. It is obvious that Jessica likes the attention because she goes to popular night spots where all the paparazzi are known to hang out and wears a hooker top. If she did not want the attention, she could easily go to night spots in Orange County, but then what would be the point? I bet Nick and Vanessa were at home all cozy and cuddling while watching Dancing With the Stars. And Jessica has to go out with her male escort because John is unavailable most of the time. Except for when John is touring or goes on vacation and needs Jessica as a guaranteed booty call. All the money in the world can not buy a good man like Nick. You blew it big time Jessica. Enjoy your desperation and loneliness because you deserve it.

Posted at 11:31AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Avoiding LA by Living in the OC

23. the one who most appreciates how jessica looks in lowcut outfits? her dad!!

Posted at 11:32AM on Apr 17th 2007 by VLT

24. Oh Jessica, Jessica. Practice at home first when trying to manuver your 'girls' into a top like that. She looked so uncomfortable and it sure didn't help that she had to walk a mile to get where she was going. No driver to take you straight to the door??? Looks like she's jumping on that 'gotta show it to get noticed' bandwagon. Sad.

Posted at 11:36AM on Apr 17th 2007 by (The Original) Lulu

25. I think she's pregnate!!
She tries to cover her stomach with her purse all the time!!!
What do you think?

Posted at 11:37AM on Apr 17th 2007 by faby

26. The girl has no talent at all. Her sister has no voice and tey both can not act. I think a job at Wal-Mart would help them really get off the apple cart they think there on.

Posted at 11:41AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Do not care

27. #18 by Whynot: Exactly! This celebrities make me sick acting like they are better than other humans. That homeless man did not do anything to this uneducated tramp. She and Brittney Spears are two of the same---desperate for attention. And I am not jealous. I look just as good as both of these little girls.

Posted at 11:43AM on Apr 17th 2007 by I use to love TMZ!

28. If you know the cameras are going to follow your every step why not drive from club to club??!! What idiot walks down the street with these crazy paparazzi guys around?? I'm sure she loves the attention!

Posted at 11:44AM on Apr 17th 2007 by tb

29. It is so sad to see a nice looking lady dress like a slut. She could have worn a sexy top that showed some cleavage, but still left something to the imagination. We now know that Jessica's breasts are uneven. Most women would rather stay home and be with a good man, than to go out to a night club where most of the people are shallow and superficial. So she sits in a night club with loud music and can't have a conversation. She can't dance or else she'll pop out or maybe that was the whole idea. Sounds like a happening night. Hmmm maybe she is hoping to find another rich guy who is willing to spend more time with her.

Posted at 11:46AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Not into Superficial People

30. She's so trampestous! ooooh

Posted at 11:49AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Golatha

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