Jess Parties with the Twins

31. It is so sad to see a nice looking lady dress like a slut. She could have worn a sexy top that showed some cleavage, but still left something to the imagination. We now know that Jessica's breasts are uneven. Most women would rather stay home and be with a good man, than to go out to a night club where most of the people are shallow and superficial. So she sits in a night club with loud music and can't have a conversation. She can't dance or else she'll pop out or maybe that was the whole idea. Sounds like a happening night. Hmmm maybe she is hoping to find another rich guy who is willing to spend more time with her.

Posted at 11:46AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Not into Superficial People

32. She's so trampestous! ooooh

Posted at 11:49AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Golatha

33. #29 by I use to love TMZ!: somehow i doubt that you look just as good as those two, but wishful thinking is nice, otherwise why would you be putting her down so badly. I had the opportunity to meet Jessica and she is not a dumb blone whatsover, she is very intelligent unlike some people on here. Just because she is out without JM does not make her a whore. im pretty sure you're the crackwhore.

Posted at 12:50PM on Apr 17th 2007 by Amy

34. You people are nuts, she is HOT and she is just dressed like because that is what men like to see and she is able to pull the look off. I would do it too if I could.

Posted at 11:54AM on Apr 17th 2007 by Kim

35. Wow, she really does have a baby bump!! First time I watched I was so busy watching her 'girls' but second time around I notice a belly she was trying to cover with her clutch. Maybe she was trying to throw everyone off with the low cut shirt so they wouldn't notice her baby belly??????

Posted at 11:56AM on Apr 17th 2007 by (The Original) Lulu

36. I was really into John Mayer after I heard his Continuum CD. I thought finally there is an interesting, funny, very talented, and nice looking guy that I will be able to enjoy. But now that I've seen him with Jessica, it is a big turn off, and I can't bring myself to enjoy John Mayer any more. Now I know how all The Beatles fans felt when John Lennon started dating Yoko. And as for Jessica, she will eventually fade away like all famous nice looking talent less people tend to do. She can't act, she's self absorbed, and her music sounds horrible.

Posted at 11:57AM on Apr 17th 2007 by FORMER JOHN MAYER FAN

37. She is definately lopsided, and by the general shape, I think fake. And she can't carry off that look. If she could, she wouldn't have to tug and tuck every few minutes.

At what point does she run out of money, since her movies flop, her CDs flop, etc.

And I agree. I just don't think John Mayer is that into her.

Posted at 12:33PM on Apr 17th 2007 by Carol

38. The guy in the leather jacket, the one someone called the Nick look alike , is Freddy, Ken Paves' boyfriend! So she's out partying with her hairdresser's boyfriend! Doesn't she have any friends? She is so desparate for attention and to get her picture taken. Nick is so lucky to be done with her.

Posted at 3:17PM on Apr 17th 2007 by lj

39. I thought Jessica was beautiful as a blonde and less voluptuous. But, like every woman, she wanted to try something different. I have done it myself. It's your life Jessica, don't let anyone get you down. We all should look as good.

Posted at 3:17PM on Apr 17th 2007 by Anna

40. #34 - Men like and will stare at anything; whether it's some cleavage or a lot, or a tight top that shows a ladies nice figure. Men will stare at a fat lady wearing a short skirt. Men stare at anything. A lot of women who do not have a good figure admire Jessica. I have a nice figure and show cleavage, but Jessica looks like a hooker in that top. The bottom line is ladies; you don't have to dress like a hooker to get attention. And you over weight women just put on a short skirt and notice all the attention you get. And you ladies, who are unhappy with your legs, just put on a short skirt and wear some sexy stockings, and you will get a lot of attention. It does not matter if you are fat or skinny or in between, you wear something sexy, and men will stare.

Posted at 12:10PM on Apr 17th 2007 by Be Sexy But Don't Wear Hooker Clothes

41. Why the long walk? Is it to get the needed attention? Are her boobs real or fake? i want to know, please.

Posted at 12:35PM on Apr 17th 2007 by Blind Squirrel

42. #32 I agree. It seems like a lot of women that are brought up in a very religious environment grow up to be sluts or are sluts and into drugs. (I say a lot of women and not all women.) I've noticed this with my friends that were raised as Jehovah Witness, Catholics, Mormons, and Christians. It is like they are trying to make up for lost time. Wake up women, you don't have to dress or act like a slut to get attention. Women can be sexy without looking like a hooker. I think Jessica wore that top because she knew the cameras would be around; after all; she went to a popular night spot where the paparazzi are known to hang out. She is probably upset because John does not want to be around her as much as she wants to be around John. It’s a rude awakening for Jessica, since her ex hubby was very much in love with her and into her, but it does not appear to be the case with John.

Posted at 12:25PM on Apr 17th 2007 by Wake Up People

43. she looks ridiculous. She is trying way too hard. really pathetic

Posted at 12:46PM on Apr 17th 2007 by kathy

44. Another young woman taken captive by Hollywood. Jessica Simpson was never talented. She made it on her looks and the promotion of her weird father. She can't sing, she can't act and honestly has no discernable talent whatsoever.

She knows she has no talent after her movies and CD's have bombed, so unfortunately, like most soon-to-be-Hollywood-has-beens, she will do anything to keep her name in the papers. She has to capitalize on her looks because that's all she's got.

It's tragic when the need for attention overtakes common sense. This stupid girl dresses like a tramp to stay in the news, and when her wish comes true and the paparazzi are around, she acts like an idiot.

You gotta wonder abou the mental fitness of girls like her and Britney, Lindsay, Olsen twisn, et al. They want to be famous but when they are hounded by the press, they hate it. It's got to wreak havoc on the emotions. No wonder so many of these stupid women wind up in rehab.

Time to start living a normal life like 99% of the rest of the country, girls. Jessica, put on some clothes and start acting like a normal person instead of a prima donna.

Posted at 1:04PM on Apr 17th 2007 by DaMama

45. #43 The people have spoken and they are not into self absorbed superficial people like Jessica. We know that Jessica is a self absorbed, superficial, slob, shop-a-holic ditz from watching her and Nick's reality show. People commented that she looks like a whore because of her top. Jessica is not with John Mayer because he is not that into her, unless he is going on vacation or on tour and needs to get laid. I'm sure it was hard for you when you learned there was no Santa too.

Posted at 1:05PM on Apr 17th 2007 by Don't Admire Superficial People