Kelly Osbourne Shreds Valet for Losing Her Car

Kelly Osbourne lost her cool last night when a Koi valet lost her car. That would be inconvenient!

After a 10-minute stop at the posh sushi joint, Osbourne and a friend fumed while waiting in exhaust fumes for more than an hour at the valet stand. When a nervous car-fetcher admitted he couldn't locate Kelly's Mercedes, Osbourne got seriously gassy.

The two friends then embarked on a furious trek through two separate parking lots, Kelly's frustration mounting by the minute, with Kelly barking at the attendant, "I don't mean to be rude but you need to find my car," adding, "in the nicest possible way, you're really f**king up!"

Finally, after the bumbling valet talked the gals into hitching a ride to another parking lot via a beat-up gold minivan, they found the car, got in, and sped off into the night.



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16. well i have a friend who left his car to get detailed at a car wash and when he came back it was no where to be found and needless to say since in los angeles valets or car washes seems you need to be illegal alien to work at these jobs,he figures as soon as he left it off, the guy gave the keys to one of his illegal alien friends and off to mexico he went and so by the time he came back and then called and cops he figured it was probably passing through the san diego border on it's way to mexico so she had good reason to be angry and nervous about it

Posted at 11:52AM on Apr 20th 2007 by studly

17. Nothing like a misleading headline. Shreds ?, not even close. She handled it well. Too bad it wasn't Alec Baldwin's car. Then you would see the real meaning of SHREDS.

Posted at 4:00PM on Apr 20th 2007 by Meowch!!

18. She had every right to be pissed. I'd have been! I'd have been cussing, screaming, and threatening to sue! She's wayyyy better than I'd have been.

Posted at 3:07PM on Apr 20th 2007 by WTF???

19. I would have done the same thing. Who loses someone's car? She had EVERY right to rip this guy a new one, I sure as hell would have, and none of you here could say you wouldn't do the same thing. Waiting for an hour for your car? That is b.s. This is what they are paid and tipped for, so you don't have to wait for your damn car. You tell him girl!

Posted at 4:10PM on Apr 20th 2007 by Agent D

20. NOTE TO SELF STAY AWAAAAAY FROM KOI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:22PM on Apr 20th 2007 by themomma

21. after reading your lil smear peice, I was looking forward to Kelly really being a bitch. When I looked at the video, Kelly handled it waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than most people would! She was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more patient than I ever would have been!

Posted at 4:31PM on Apr 20th 2007 by richiek

22. By the way, why was she there only 10 minutes? Could be it took that long to find out it would be an hour wait for a table. Or they decided to wait and then got hungry and changed their minds. What difference does that make?

Posted at 7:48PM on Apr 20th 2007 by delphine

23. Kelly didn't shred the valet...she was kind to him in spite of the fact that he had lost her car. TMZ shame on you for being so sensational with your misleading headline.

Posted at 3:10PM on May 12th 2007 by daedah ferrilz

24. Waiting an hour for a valet to find my car, I'd probably be p*ssed off too and I wouldn't worry about being too shy about it, esp. in front of their other customers. Only I doubt I would give him that long before I demanded to speak to someone in charge or call the police. Kelly...next time you drop your keys off to a valet, write down your mileage, recheck it when you get back in....and if you're car suddenly ::poof:: disappeared for an hour or so and the mileage diff. is more then the next few blocks..."incontinent wouldn't be the word I'd be thinking of.

I also wouldn't get in their beat-up, gold minivan or any other car to help find it. If they screwed up, they can bring it back to me ASAP, or they can deal with the cops.

Posted at 2:19PM on Apr 21st 2007 by SinCity

25. I think she handled it very well. Unfortunately, things HAPPEN, even to celebrities. In the end, the car was found, and she didn't have to act a fool to get it~

Posted at 2:10AM on May 3rd 2007 by star14365

26. She doesn't need to find her car. She should have jogged home on those sausage legs or rolled home on her fat stomach. Nice attitude, but she must have the same attitude about food, too.

Posted at 2:15PM on May 2nd 2007 by Ann

27. She hanfled it well.... TMZ is a bunch of pathetic scumbags. i wonder how they sleep a night.

Posted at 12:14AM on May 23rd 2007 by T

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