Rosie to Sheryl Crow: "Have You Seen My Ass?"

256. Finally, something I agree with Rosie on!! Is Cheryl Crow Crazy?? Its bad enough that most men walk around with skidmarks in their bvd's! Cheryl, you can do whatever you want, but please don't be authority on ass wiping.

Posted at 3:04PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Hairybizness

257. To Barberdahl (237)

Run, don't walk to your nearest psychotherapist!

Posted at 3:08PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Texrep

258. I love Rosie, everyone is so shocked at her actions or words but she speaks the truth and is not afraid of the reaction. I respect her for that. Yes, I agree she shouldnt use so much bad language..but I respect her freedom of speech and if you don't like her, change the channel. Donald Trump acted like little boy calling names when someone stood up against him..I just wanted to smack him. I do not have any respect for him!

Posted at 3:41PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Jennifer

259. Finally she has said something funny!!! I would rather the world use lots of tp, than deal with disease and pandemics because of a singer who should shut up and sing.

Posted at 3:28PM on Apr 24th 2007 by wiper1

260. I haven't seen Rosie's backside but if it's as big as her mouth..........it can be seen from space!

Posted at 3:52PM on Apr 24th 2007 by MRA

261. Rosie O'Donnell is sad and pathetic. I can't believe ABC would let that type of disgusting, outrageous, slanderous woman on their network spewing out stupid conspiracy theories and other foolish things.

I am dead serious when I say this: I will boycott ABC completely until they boot that sad, mean-spirited, crazy woman off their network. Ms. Walters also has had her reputation severely marred by standing by this kooky woman. Please, everyone join me in boycotting this network and let your voice be heard that this foolishness should not be tolerated on what used to be a fairly reputable network.

Boycott ABC until they get the message!

Posted at 3:11AM on Apr 29th 2007 by Rob

262. Wow, Goatse O'Donnell actually said something that made me laugh for once.

Posted at 5:24PM on Apr 24th 2007 by billyverde

263. I have not seen Rosies' ass, and I plan to spend the rest of my life avoiding that experience.

As for the anorexic Ms Crow, her dainty little ass might get cleaned with one square, or after a night of escargot, maybe not. Maybe we should follow the Arab example, use no paper, just our left hand.

I'd like to see the carbon footprint on Crow's house, probably like Gore's.

TBPollock

Posted at 4:29PM on Apr 24th 2007 by TBPollock

264. Rosie is normally wrong...but on toilet paper...and issues relating to toilets, I can presume that she is an expert!

Posted at 7:08PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Dave

265. Why can't we all just get along? Why must we be so mean -spirited? Let's continue to allow Rosie to entertain. Those who don't care for Rosie and the show should simply toon out.

Posted at 4:33PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Mike Cherry

266. We have a right to free speech. We also have a right to be stupid. Rosie unfortunately uses both far too often.

Posted at 5:04PM on Apr 24th 2007 by joe

267. OK, you do not have to be a fan of Rosie, her life style or they way she presents her opinion, but really, she is right! Even someone with a skinny butt will need more than one square of TP on average and more on a bad day!

Really, what should be questioned is how much resources does Crow use in her home or on her tours!

I am sure that many are not using a 1/4 of a roll each time they go potty!

Posted at 5:18PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Lisa D.

268. Rosie is the Iceberg.......The View.. is the Titanic..!!!!!!

Posted at 5:28PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Rich

269. 245. Mike Cherry,

Why can't we all just get along? Why must we be so mean -spirited? Let's continue to allow Rosie to entertain. Those who don't care for Rosie and the show should simply toon out.

Mike (Rodney King), you sound like the perfect candidate for a guest appearance on Rosie's brain dead show. Rosie doesn't entertain - she spouts stupid, leftist rhetoric. Anybody that is dumb enough to think our government brought down the towers when the gov't can't even answer a tax question is a certified, inbred idiot.

But if we promise to "toon" out, will you promise to make the attempt to "tune" in before posting?

Posted at 5:32PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Goodbye Natalie

270. I usually disagree with Rosie but, on this occasion, she voiced my thoughts. I'd like to see Crow attempt to clean my behind with a single square, Or two ,,, or three. In recent years, we've all been subjected to so much 'crap' about our individual "carbon footprint" that it is hard to believe that Crow spoke in jest (if that is her current defense). Apparently, Crow is a French dry proponent - the French drip-dry method of toilet hygiene.

Crow (and the rest of that *movement*) spews a lot of nonsense, so why should we consider the "single square" mandate to be her attempt at humor? Crows biofuel crusade is a farce. I wish Rosie could comprehend that.

Biofuels do nothing to reduce carbon dioxide emissions - do the chemistry. They produce carbon dioxide and water vapor. Water vapor is a greenhouse gas, too. What are we doing about that?

The best first step at reducing carbon dioxide emissions is to get rid of all pets - they exhale CO2 and water vapor, produce methane-laden feces, and consume substantial resources. Pets are part of the so-called carbon problem. If not, why not? Hey, Ms. Crow, whaddya think, eh?

Second, I suggest that we cull 20% of humans on the earth. One way is to let the Democrats take power in the US. The jihadists would do the rest here in the US. They may not wait until 2009.

In the alternative, we can do nothing and continue to let the media & Hollywood define which crises are chic enough to discuss. For example, the Darfur situation can't be genocide, because George Bush said that it was. While we wait for the enlightened ones to define the next problem, I'm certain that 20% of the 6 billion of us can be wiped out in the blink of a collective eye. Rosie, wher eare you on this one?

I said "discuss" because inaction, and its cousin, token action, are key to such solutions (whether by the Dems or by the enlightened mediatainment industry). Dems are great for studying and inaction. Perhaps Harry Reid ought to decide. He seems to be facile with making uninformed life and death situations from afar.

Third, it would be useful to place all humans over 10 years of age on some form of birth control, and require licensing (after successful psych & skills testing testing) for parenthood. This needs to be a global requirement, just like the others that the UN is trying to push on the world. Any country that refuses would be culled by 80%.

Granted, this would reduce the number of guests available for Springer-like shows but Springer is a talented phoenix of a guy, who probably will get rich from re-runs anyway. (No offense to Mr. Springer.)

Fourth, I propose that Al Gore be allowed to speak annually and only for 20 minutes. No exceptions. Every time he opens his uninformed socialist yap, the amount of methane, CO2, and water vapor released into the atmosphere doubles.

Of course, Gore isn't the sole source. The Fans of Gore (FOG) are whipped into such a frenzy when Big Al pontificates that the resulting the FOG fog sucks the oxygen from any honest intellectual endeavor within reach and generates the aforementioned gasses in toxic quantities.

Clearly, Crow wasn't a science teacher. She clearly isn't great at math, either.

The Inconvenient Truth is that the sun is causing global warming. Why else would Mars also be experiencing "global warming"? No Starbuck's there, Greenies. Adding to this is that it appears that the Earth's magnetosphere has been diminishing since about 1840 & it is becoming less effective in shielding us (at the surface of the Earth) against the Sun's ejecta. The magnetic poles may flip. Will North become South? "XMas" in mid-summer? OHNO! These are phenomena that are many orders of magnitude beyond what humans are inflicting on the Earth. Apparently, Gore & the IPCC didn't take this into account. Hey, Sheryl, why don't you and Professor Gore take some real science classes?

Now, I wouldn't expect Rosie to comprehend any of this, but she's at least bright enough to know that normal folks (exception-French) need more than a few squares to wipe their private parts.

Posted at 9:48AM on Sep 16th 2007 by Firm Slowhand