Rosie to Sheryl Crow: "Have You Seen My Ass?"

16. Last time I checked, this wasn't the Fox news channel, and did or didn't she suggest limiting TP in such a fashion? I think I speak for a lot of middle class people who are sick and tired of someone on a tour bus, wearing designer clothes and living in multi-million dollar spreads telling me I can do more. I reuse/recycle, keep the same cars for 10yrs+, live in an older downtown home I renovated to cut down on gas and suburban sprawl, and generally try not to screw up planet Earth. Maybe they should limit their sermons to their over-consuming friends.

Posted at 3:04PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by GeekQueen

17. Is Sheryl going to wipe my ass with her clothes when my spastic colon acts up?!

Posted at 2:26PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by LarryBirkhead

18. No wonder Karl Rove didn't want Sheryl Crow to touch him!

Posted at 2:30PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Bitchygirl

19. My ass-crack is deep. I could never use just one piece. I have to use tons, and I have to do it at least 3 times for a #2.

God Bless cheryl for having a pancake-ass, but us corn-fed women need more.

Posted at 2:32PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Mara

20. OMFG. R U kidding me? One square? What does Crow use, paper towels?
Ple-e-e-ease tell me the sleeve thing is a misquote. I had a friend once who, when camping, tried using leaves in the dark post-beer and mistakenly grabbed some poison ivy.
Sad but true...

Posted at 2:34PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Regardless

21. Never warched the view until Rosie got on it. Won't watch it when she leaves. First ammendment rights people.

Posted at 3:02PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Marie

22. Can someone shut her up? Rosie has more enemies than anyone. All becasue she wont keep her damn mouth shut.

Posted at 2:47PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by nadia

23. I quite watching "The View" a few months ago. Just because Rosie is LOUDER than anyone else, does not mean she is right in her opinions. She has free speech because of the country she lives in. I quit watching her because she makes people feel so depressed about our President, certain TV shows on other networks, our country, etc. She just exhausted me. She needs to stop screeching that she is fat. We can see it. She needs to chill and feel comfortable in her own skin. Her kids will have huge issues because of her. I feel bad about that.

Posted at 2:44PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by skcor

24. This cant be true. Who would only use one square of tissue? If it is true, looks can be decieving. She looks clean on the outside, but uugghh!!

That is down-right nasty!! I hope she carries anti-bacterial gel.

Posted at 2:46PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by S.A

25. Can someone please tell this slob to keep her yap shut !!!!!

Posted at 10:31AM on Apr 24th 2007 by Nikki

26. this is the only time I agree with Rosie. Sheryl needs to get back to reality. These environmental nuts are hellbent on ruining our lifestyles, freedom, and economies.

Posted at 10:15PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Megan

27. How a statement made by Sheryl Crow, and only talked about by Rosie (and the rest of us too) can possibly be turned into an "I hate Rosie" rant is way beyond me. The lady speaks her truth. You don't need to agree. The whole point is to make you think. Life is like a library. Take out the books you want to read, and put the rest back on the shelf.

But I gotta tell ya - the story about the hole in the middle of the toilet paper still has me laughing. Kudos

Posted at 2:54PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Barbara

28. Oh my gosh, I actually agree with Rosie and Barbara Walters. Someone shoot me now!

Posted at 2:55PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Michelle

29. GO ROSIE PPL WRITE THIS STUFF WHAT DO THEY EXPECT?

Posted at 2:57PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by megan

30. Quit using Larry Birkhead's name, Creep.

Posted at 3:06PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Marie