Rosie to Sheryl Crow: "Have You Seen My Ass?"

The answer, presumably, is no -- but Rosie made her point, pooh-poohing Sheryl Crow for suggesting that we all use just one square of toilet paper per trip to the loo.
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Crow made her comments on her blog last week, and Rosie took a moment on this morning's "The View" to express her incredulity at the supposedly enviro-friendly suggestion. "Have you seen my ass?!" bellowed Rosie, and Barbara Walters was good enough to warn viewers not to use their sleeves, another of Crow's helpful suggestions.

That's just about enough scatology and wipe-tech for one morning on that zany kaffeeklatsch.

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61. How can anyone take these idiot celeberties seriously without laughing at their pathetic views ???? How many celebs practice what they preach?? none of them and they tell people how to live and worse yet how to vote how stupid to give these clowns the thought that we care what they say. They all need to get a real job and leave us all alone. I am one who don't want to be any where rosie after her one swipe period.

Posted at 4:25PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by annie

62. we know Rosie,a single peice of toilet paper wouldnt work for you,because your ass is as big as Texas,we all seen your panties that Mr Trump sent you,loke there xtra large,queen size,we all can just amagine,yuck,i am sick now

Posted at 4:27PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Big Panties

63. For once, Rosie actually made a good comment.

Posted at 6:41PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by tali

64. For the first time Rosie has a valid point! She actually made me laugh on this one and I usually can't stand her.

Posted at 4:32PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Gerri

65. # 58 - the link for this statement is: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/21/AR2007042101385.html?referrer=emailarticle

Also, when you go to this link, be sure to scroll to the bottom of the page and check out the "Comments" section - some are hilarious!

If and when I start seeing pictures of Al Gore, John Edwards, Sheryl
Crowe, Laurie David, Leonardo DiCaprio, and the rest of the political
and Hollywood looney-tunes living side by side in a housing
development of two-room cabins without electricity and running water,
and with outhouses for bathrooms (with a Sears catalog instead of
toilet paper), then maybe I'll start believing that they mean what
they're saying.If they're gonna talk the talk, they all need to walk
the walk.

Contrary to their highly over-rated opinion of
themselves, being a celebrity doesn't mean that they're intelligent,
it just means that some of the public likes to hear them sing or watch them
act. So please give us all a break and don't preach unless you're
practicing what you preach!

Posted at 4:36PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by just wondering

66. First they tell me what car to drive, then how to vote, and now how to wipe my arse. Who do these people think they are? Well all I have to say "Ms. Crowe" is after I wipe it with one square, pucker up and kiss it.

Posted at 4:40PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by rational being

67.
Does your headline have to use such crass language?

Posted at 4:42PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Trevor

68. mizz Crow should understand that we do not care one whit about the environment . We could save the planet if we wanted to, but that would require effort. maybe not much but hey I'm too busy doing other things, like trying to find the keys to my SUV so I get on down to Walmart and help the economy some more. Don't listen to them liberal press folks telling you about E'coli or tainted pet food products,global warming,or even the alleged shootings at that school in Virginia,that stuff is all made up just to scare you . Just be proud to be an American like me.

Posted at 5:04PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by bubba

69. Guys Don't be so hard on Rosie, she's great!

She's right where she belongs... In a show that is all about the 1st amendment.

At the end of the day, she's always right on the money, and she's funny, and not afraid to be the butt of her own jokes.... RATINGS!!!!

And you know with the obesity problem in this country, she's right, there is no way in hell we can wipe with just one square..... Maybe in Europe...

Posted at 4:50PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Barbo Garbo

70. ROSIE'S A-hole isn't as big as her pie-hole.....

Posted at 5:34PM on Apr 30th 2007 by passion8one

71. WHEN IS SOMEONE GOING TO FIRE THIS DISGUSTING B_TCH?! SHE IS GROSS AND BEYOND CONTROVERSIAL. SHE IS TRULY AN IGNORANT PERSON. ANYONE WHO HAS TO DEGRADE THEMSELVES IN ORDER TO GET ATTENTION IS PITIFUL.

Posted at 9:44PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Cat

72. What Rosie has failed to take notice of is that her ass is so big because of her glutonous consumerism. So, she is doing the envirnoment double damage - first with her glutony and then again when all her overendulgence manifest itself in a gigantic ass that cannot be wiped by one piece of TP.
Sheryl Crow should stick to music (she obviously is no energy genious) and rosie should stick to eating. In the end, I do not appreciate environment lessons from either a music superstar that travels around ina gigantic bus and plays shows that use enormous amounts of energy or from a fat gluton with little more to offer than contgroversy in the form of giganticism.
To each his/her own - say what you will.

Posted at 8:26PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by The Obvious?

73. I wish some of you people who know it all could learn to spell.

Posted at 5:18PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by artist22

74. Maybe, we the uneducated, poor, paycheck-to-paycheck Americans who do not live on tourbuses are supposed to reduce the size of our asses down to supermodel size and learn to wipe with the new designer TP Miss Crow will be unveiling.

Posted at 7:13PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Darth Venereas

75. Rosie is a big fat @$$ by choice.........

Posted at 5:55PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Tootz

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