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Val Can't Take Dump So Residents Must Pay

It's rough living around a location shoot for a Val Kilmer movie!

At 8:30 this morning, a movie starring Kilmer, "Columbus Day," was about to film in Echo Park near downtown L.A.

The residents were supposed to move their cars off the street. The wife of a TMZ staffer was at home, taking care of her one-year-old child when she heard banging at the front door. A woman named Kelli Lassen told the staffer's wife, "You need to move your f**king car because we need to park the toilets for the Val Kilmer movie." Nice.

We contacted Lassen, who at first denied saying it, then said she was reacting to a man in a nearby apartment who wouldn't move his car. She said she called that man a "f**king asshole" and then acknowledged she got hot with the staffer's wife.

Lassen apologized for her outburst, but added, "Val Kilmer can't even use the bathroom."



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31. omg....look at that fat forker! Why doesnt he get a personal trainer or something?

Posted at 10:04PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by fatforker

32. Why doesn't it surprise me that TMZ staff and their spouses can't read or abide simple instructions?

Posted at 10:44AM on Apr 28th 2007 by WeAllWillRise

33. Now we know who Frederick Von Anhalt really knocked up!

Posted at 2:59PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Taira

34. I woulda punched that broad in her dong.

Posted at 3:08PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by logruszed

35. Thats his personal flotation device.

Posted at 1:37PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by trailtroll

36. Sure it's not an Orca sequel?

Posted at 1:52PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Cindy

37. Oh my God! is that a baby bump I see!!!

Posted at 1:46PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Stacie

38. BALDWIN'S PIGLET - Classic name !

Posted at 1:56PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by wow

39. he is either going to play a fat guy in his new movie and he's just getting into character or he is going to be filmed only from the neck up

Posted at 1:57PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by vals agent

40. TELL THAT NO-TALENT SLOB OF AN ACTOR TO TAKE A DUMP IN HIS PANTS.

Posted at 2:35PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Brother Harold. S.J.

41. he thinks he's marlon brando; an old very fat marlon brando. who are these casting people that think he's still a box office draw. he can't act and he's unwatchable.

sorry val, but you're washed up.

Posted at 3:14PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by stayput

42. Lol. Poor dude. He looks like his missed a few dumps.

Posted at 2:47PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by nadia

43. its said he idolizes marlin brando,now hes actually morphing into him

Posted at 2:52PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by vals agent

44. Val should do Jenny Craig after Valerie Bertinelli.
He should give Jenny a call.

I love Val Kilmer. He ought to get together with Eddie Van Halen and work out.
Eddie's lookin' re-hot these days; lost weight, new 'do, fixed teeth...

Posted at 2:53PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Regardless

45. OMG - how SAD!!!! And to think -- I used to think he was so hot! Wow....he really let himself go!

Posted at 2:54PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by HKS SUCKS!!!

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