Britney Pimps for Personal Pap Army

Britney SpearsBritney Spears is contacting her fans through e-mail lists and asking them to "sneak up on their friends and photograph them." Translation: Become a paparazzo.

Spears is holding a fantasy photo contest through her Internet fan club where fans can submit photos of their friends and family to try and win a Video iPod signed by the former Mrs. Federline herself. The contest is a promotion for her new fragrance "Midnight Fantasy." What's that smell?

The pitch to her fans is, "Share what happens to you when the clock strikes 12 ... where are you? Who is with you? Pay attention to yourself -- what are you doing? How do you feel? Savor every last detail and when you think you have it down, recreate that perfect moment and capture it as best you can in a digital photograph." Say cheese, y'all!

Oh, and by the way, "No images containing nudity, obscenity or violent depictions are permitted." That means no pantyless crotch shots, people!

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16. Brian,

fear not...any paparazzi worth his salt could take pictures in his sleep.

Start taking pictures of your sisters. Don't stop. click, click, click.

Posted at 11:07AM on Apr 24th 2007 by Brit

17. It's weird. But yes, I do get it now. Thanks.

Posted at 11:16AM on Apr 24th 2007 by Dottie

18. Does she even still HAVE children???????????????

Posted at 11:46AM on Apr 24th 2007 by Amy

19. #10 FYI

verbage

/ver'b*j/ n. A deliberate misspelling and mispronunciation of verbiage that assimilates it to the word `garbage'. Compare content-free. More pejorative than `verbiage'.

Posted at 12:03PM on Apr 24th 2007 by my opinion

20. Well, if she doesn't wan't the attention maybe she (and/or her people) should not constantly call the photogs to let them know where she is. The girl is boring and her 15 minutes are finally coming to an end. Some advice- go home, grow up, try to take some responsibility for your kids, and the rest of your train wreck of a life , let the people forget what a sad excuse of a woman you are, and then reinvent yourself if you absolutly have to.

Posted at 4:44PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Tired of the girl

21. When they show her talking is that for real how she talks. Like this and like they did it to me and like? Really? How did she ever become famous in the first place. Don't they take acting normal with a little class into consideration. What happen to the good ole days. It is a mans world and look what happen.

Posted at 3:40PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Just me thinking

22. Shut up Britney. If you dont want to be photographed, move! The two places (Cali & NYC) with papparazzi are the two places she's always at. Go to Nebraska.

Posted at 8:17PM on Apr 24th 2007 by chloe

23. I love Britney Spears. She is so talented with an awesome voice. She has made some mistakes, but hey she is only 25 years old. Why not cut her some slack and let her get on with her music career. She has gone through some rough times...... give her a chance. Britney, hang in there and concentrate on your music. I BELIEVE IN YOU.

Posted at 12:45AM on Apr 25th 2007 by AuntElaine

24. We cannot stand Britney.... she has always impressed us as a sleeze... she should not have had kids.. she wanted kids very young she said... she is way too young and immature...she is really very screwed up she needs to get to a rehab and stay there for months in our opinion....those poor kids....she seems like no kind of a mother as far as we can see.... people should be warned it is not all fun and games to have kids esp early like some of them think they want....

Posted at 9:23AM on Apr 25th 2007 by x

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