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Judge Shows No Five-Day Mercy for Joe Francis

A Florida judge whom Joe Francis called "out of his mind" and "a judge gone wild" may have bought the "Girls Gone Wild" pimpresario an extra year in federal jail by refusing to cut his 35-day sentence by just five days.

Yesterday, Francis' lawyer begged District Court Judge Richard Smoak to cut his 35-day sentence on federal contempt of court charges to 30. As the lawyer explained, having jail time of over 30 days on his record would change the sentencing guidelines in his federal case should he be convicted on tax evasion charges -- and could tack on up to a year of extra time in a federal penitentiary as a result. Judge Smoak disagreed, and left the sentence at 35 days.

Of course, one year, in the grand scheme of things, might not really matter for Francis, who, TMZ has learned, faces up to 100 years in Florida prison if convicted on all the felony charges he faces in that state. Those charges include use of a underage child in sexual performance and bringing contraband cash and drugs into his most recent home -- a county jail cell. Marshals were directed today by another judge to take custody of Francis the moment he's released from his current sentence on May 15 at 8:15 am.

Looks like Francis could get very used to that cell, even if it's driving him insane.



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31. We love you, Judge Smoak!

Posted at 7:02PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Sean

32. Martha Stewart was more of a man about jail that this spoiled little bitch.

Posted at 6:01PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Sarvahanna

33. Don't worry Joey Baby. Your empire is probably in good hands. Those lawyers and business associates twice your age will be looking out for your best intrests. Nevah thought this would happen, huh? Hey, did Paris come by yet?

Posted at 5:38PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Check da fine print

34. I hope the 'bitch' gets a t-shirt for his troubles.

Posted at 7:14AM on Apr 25th 2007 by Gort

35. Brothers & sisters, let us now contemplate the life lessons learned by pimpmaster porno, otherwise known as little joey francis:

Lesson #1 - NEVER mess with underage girls; there's a reason the phrase "15 will get you 30" came about...

Lesson #2 - Never piss off the presiding judge in your case. Little joey francis may have gotten an additional year in jail because of his big mouth.

Lesson #3 - Never wire off-shore funds BACK INTO THE US. Only dumbasses do this. Off-shore funds should stay just that; off-shore.

Lesson #4 - Never try to bribe a corrections official with contraband you had smuggled into your jail cell. Not only do you get nailed for bribery, but for smuggling & other charges by the Department of Corrections.

Lesson #5 - Never piss off or take on the IRS; you'll never win.

Lesson #6 - Never be an arrogant jerk; you'll get put in jail with a cop killer who tries to drive you insane for the fun of it.

Lesson #7 - Never count on people like pair-ASS hilton to be your friends. Losers like her can't distance themselves from little joey fast enough.

Did I leave anything out? Oh yeah - Never think that you're above the law, or that your money can buy you out of any situation, no matter what. Little joey francis is going to find out what it's like to not only be a long term prisoner, but, more than likely, he's also going to have to register as a sex offender. With no friends to speak of, no money left after the IRS and the Department of Justice attach all his accounts, and with potentially 100 years in prison ahead of him, his life is effectively over.

Thus endeth the lesson.

Posted at 5:53PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Little joey francis's life lessons

36. You and me are gonna be real close friends in county jail Joe. I've got something big and greasy here to fill that big mouth of yours.

Posted at 5:59PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Bubba

37. Some would say that Martha Stewart *is* a man.

Posted at 6:03PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Horace

38. Joey as Snack Pak

Posted at 6:05PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Mmmm Tasty

39. I think it's sooooooooooooo funny........may he have a nice BIG cell mate....LOL

Posted at 6:12PM on Apr 24th 2007 by NA NA BOO BOO

40. He truly is a dirt-bag and will get everything he deserves...I think this will play out with Joe doing some "serious" time.

As much as I loathe Joe Francis, I do not hate hot-naked-young-chics acting wild...I couldn't pass up passing along this link:
http://x.azjmp.com/0TDKz

Posted at 6:24PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Steve

41. 1. Good for his ass! No one is above the law!!!

Posted at 4:23PM on Apr 24th 2007 by Traycee


THAT IS DEBATABLE.........
FUNNY HOW THE GIRLS SIGNED STATING THEY WERE OF AGE..........
THEY SHOULD BE IN TROUBLE FOR LYING.........

UP TO 100 YEARS........WAY TO GO FLORIDA....PRIORITIES...........
ANNA'S LIFE ISN'T AS IMPORTANT AS SEX TAPES THAT ALL YOU MEN WATCH.......

Posted at 6:21PM on Apr 24th 2007 by WHATISIMPORTANTINFLORIDA

42. Hey California! See Florida judges have balls and don't take a dive because the criminal is famous! It will be interesting to see how many of his "friends" come to see him. I bet None of those who used his Mexico getaway drop by. He is poison!

Posted at 6:28PM on Apr 24th 2007 by my opinion

43. Looks like someone's decided the party's over for Joe. Bye.

Posted at 6:35PM on Apr 24th 2007 by The Fan

44. How bout a little "Prison dudes gone wild" starring Joe Francis as "lil' bitch" That would some pretty good "what comes around goes around". Ya'll know what I'm sayin? Yeah baby!

Posted at 7:17PM on Apr 24th 2007 by C

45. THIS IS A DAY OF VINDICATION FOR WOMEN EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE HIM 'OLD SPARKY!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:40PM on Apr 24th 2007 by bubba says suck it joe!

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