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Britney: I'm A-Tannin' Y'all!

Britney Spears appeared at a tanning salon in Beverly Hills to try improving her appearance ... in this country-meets-cuckoo calamity.

Wearing a ratty wig styled for Victoria Principal in a catfight episode of "Dallas," the braless pursued popwreck added a Depression Era dotted babydoll jumper and an Acapulco Motel 6 gift shop straw hat to complete her "look."

Top it off with a brass and leather sack suitable for marauding pirates, enlarged Elvis sunglasses and a Hello Kitty keychain, and hey, y'all, here's my look!



Tags: acapulco, britney spears, BritneySpears, dallas, motel 6, Motel6, victoria principal, VictoriaPrincipal

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46. Love the straw hat

Posted at 2:35PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Fred

47. Now I'm not criticizing her or bashing her but I don't see what the embarrassment is to try and cover that wig. The whole world knows you wear one just take off the ridiculous hats.

Posted at 2:53PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Sara

48. What's the mating call of the wild Paris Hilton?"
[Hiccup, Hiccup,
Giggle, Giggle] I'M SOOOOOOO DRUNK RIGHT NOW."

What's the mating call of the wild Lohan?
"[BELCHHHHH] HAS THAT BLONDE BITCH PARIS LEFT YET?"

What's the mating call of the wild Brit Spears?
"[Snapping bubble gum] Ya'll come and get it now."

Posted at 3:09PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Jay

49. Can you tell me why this train wreck has any fans at all? Why is she constantly in the news hounded by paparazzi? She has no talent, no brain, no looks and certainly no class. Why won't she go away? Her poor children are the biggest losers of all with a mother like that...it's just too sad!

Posted at 3:20PM on Apr 26th 2007 by mckenna

50. That outfit is just awful. What is wrong with that girl?

Posted at 3:31PM on Apr 26th 2007 by doinou

51. She is out of her friggen mind and is just plain ole nasty!

Posted at 11:11PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Newsy

52. If Britney didn't want the paparazzi following her, she would move away from Los Angeles,
and stay out of New York. Go back to Louisiana and do some good for your state after
Hurrican Katrina. Hey Britney, why aren't you pictured doing anything good? Who is
taking care of your kids?

My name is Britney Spears and I LOVE the paparazzi!!!

Posted at 4:36PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Nancy

53. this cun-try hick is a total trainwreck. not only is she a complete witless moron (she's like those zombies from "night of the living dead" that go to a mall, just because they did it before while they were alive), but her momma dresses her funny...

Posted at 5:19PM on Apr 26th 2007 by trainwreck

54. I believ in Britney and support her!We are living in a world with to much jalous people, so i am on her side!She is being a good gril, since she came back from rehab so instad of being just rude, you gays you should stop coming here because if you wouldn't care so far why would you be still writting comment about Britney!Just shut up!

Posted at 5:26PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Marie

55. I just have a quick question. Where are her kids? Didn't she want to have those babies so bad... when is she ever with them?

Posted at 5:38PM on Apr 26th 2007 by AshleyD

56. With all her money and she dresses like she shops out of a dumpster behind Goodwill, she is truly tasteless it shows in her clothes and her choice of men. You can take the girl out of the trailor park but ya can't take the trailor park outta the girl no matter how many millions she has.

Posted at 6:01PM on Apr 26th 2007 by DRMcCoy

57. HATE her -- blech...soooo trashy!!

Posted at 6:05PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Brit Brit is an idiot!!

58. I hope she wearing her underwear..............................she is out of thinking..... total trash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lets boycott her and give chance to young idol really artist way to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:02PM on Apr 26th 2007 by tereska

59. #51, Marie............................Learn how to spell.............................................

Posted at 6:07PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Yadda Yadda Yadda

60. Tell me again, WHY do we care? She is pathetic, disgusting and trashy.

Posted at 6:16PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Linda

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