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Britney: I'm A-Tannin' Y'all!

Britney Spears appeared at a tanning salon in Beverly Hills to try improving her appearance ... in this country-meets-cuckoo calamity.

Wearing a ratty wig styled for Victoria Principal in a catfight episode of "Dallas," the braless pursued popwreck added a Depression Era dotted babydoll jumper and an Acapulco Motel 6 gift shop straw hat to complete her "look."

Top it off with a brass and leather sack suitable for marauding pirates, enlarged Elvis sunglasses and a Hello Kitty keychain, and hey, y'all, here's my look!



Tags: acapulco, britney spears, BritneySpears, dallas, motel 6, Motel6, victoria principal, VictoriaPrincipal

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61. #13 That would be such a great plan.. but i really do not think this chick is capable of being that calculated. I mean come on, she looks like a loony bird all the time.. she is acting very crack-ish ~ plz brit stop and get it together !!!!

Posted at 9:04PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Krissy

62. WTF!!!!!!!!!!
Boys and Girls..... Can you say "HEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAW"

Posted at 6:56PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Geeeeeezzzzzzzz

63. she should be working on her sobierty instead of he tan

Posted at 7:18PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Terry

64. and who is she supposed to be impress? the paparazzi?

with her money, she can dress anyway she wants to...............

Posted at 7:22PM on Apr 26th 2007 by annab

65. Am I the only one who thinks that dress is SUPER see thru? I spot a nipple...

Posted at 7:43PM on Apr 26th 2007 by anon

66. Hey, she's got nice boobs and a nice body...so what about the clothes, she's still cute

Posted at 11:30AM on Apr 27th 2007 by Jen

67. She is a millionaire, why can't she buy a tanning machine for her house. She likes the attention. She is alway out in public for no reason, but the attention.

Posted at 10:23PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Tabby

68. Um... Like anyone in Hollywood dresses worth a damn? Seriously people. Everyone around here looks like they just grabbed whatever they could find in the dark. Just so happens.. people are out to get her... following Britney around with a camera. I have ALWAYS laughed and joked about the hodge podge fashion in this city. It's almost like it's not cool to look TOO put together... because then you look like your trying to hard. She doesn't look any different from anyone else around here. Guess everyone is white trash? Come to think of it.. it's kind of a trend, a look... the white trash.

Posted at 5:11AM on Apr 28th 2007 by kimberly

69. I just have to laugh when I read quips from her die hard fans who make an awesome job of excusing her behavior , saying how she’s just being a “normal girl” and that she’s making mistakes just like everyone else.

She had a HUGE chance to turn things around, disappear from the face of the earth, clean herself up and focus on things that should matter most to her…like her kids. Instead she putting herself in front of the cameras at every opportunity.

She’s still blatantly being careless about herself and showing no self-respect and her last trace of integrity was lost long ago.

Its just sad.

Posted at 11:19PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Pookie

70. What a worthless talentless old has-been. Get home with your kids you skank!

Posted at 12:15AM on Apr 27th 2007 by Al

71. She should just get it over with a give Hef a call and sit for Playboy.

People act like its the end of the world if she goes without a bra.

What is she saving all the outfits she bought last month for ? This can't be one of them ?

Posted at 9:06AM on Apr 27th 2007 by Hello Kitty

72. How bizarre that she doesn't own a tanning bed if she tans that way. Like they don't cost that much "ya'll".

Posted at 11:40AM on Apr 27th 2007 by Liz

73. I'll have you know that that bag is hot, maybe not the potato sack that she is wearing with it. Seems to me that TMZ needs to get some better, more creative people who know fashion. That bag is hot hot hot and so this season.

Posted at 2:51PM on Apr 27th 2007 by Kris

74. Oy with the weirness already....

Posted at 2:08PM on Apr 28th 2007 by Britney

75. why dont you just leave her alone that probaly hy shes so messed up cause you over analyze her every move cause you have no other stories to cover except making someones life miserable....congratulations

Posted at 1:08PM on Apr 29th 2007 by tom

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