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Britney: I'm A-Tannin' Y'all!

4/26/2007 12:22 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Britney Spears appeared at a tanning salon in Beverly Hills to try improving her appearance ... in this country-meets-cuckoo calamity.

Wearing a ratty wig styled for Victoria Principal in a catfight episode of "Dallas," the braless pursued popwreck added a Depression Era dotted babydoll jumper and an Acapulco Motel 6 gift shop straw hat to complete her "look."

Top it off with a brass and leather sack suitable for marauding pirates, enlarged Elvis sunglasses and a Hello Kitty keychain, and hey, y'all, here's my look!


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#13 That would be such a great plan.. but i really do not think this chick is capable of being that calculated. I mean come on, she looks like a loony bird all the time.. she is acting very crack-ish ~ plz brit stop and get it together !!!!

2715 days ago

concerned citizen    

Boys and Girls..... Can you say "HEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAW"

2715 days ago


she should be working on her sobierty instead of he tan

2715 days ago


and who is she supposed to be impress? the paparazzi?

with her money, she can dress anyway she wants to...............

2715 days ago


Am I the only one who thinks that dress is SUPER see thru? I spot a nipple...

2715 days ago


Hey, she's got nice boobs and a nice what about the clothes, she's still cute

2715 days ago


She is a millionaire, why can't she buy a tanning machine for her house. She likes the attention. She is alway out in public for no reason, but the attention.

2715 days ago


Um... Like anyone in Hollywood dresses worth a damn? Seriously people. Everyone around here looks like they just grabbed whatever they could find in the dark. Just so happens.. people are out to get her... following Britney around with a camera. I have ALWAYS laughed and joked about the hodge podge fashion in this city. It's almost like it's not cool to look TOO put together... because then you look like your trying to hard. She doesn't look any different from anyone else around here. Guess everyone is white trash? Come to think of it.. it's kind of a trend, a look... the white trash.

2715 days ago


I just have to laugh when I read quips from her die hard fans who make an awesome job of excusing her behavior , saying how she’s just being a “normal girl” and that she’s making mistakes just like everyone else.

She had a HUGE chance to turn things around, disappear from the face of the earth, clean herself up and focus on things that should matter most to her…like her kids. Instead she putting herself in front of the cameras at every opportunity.

She’s still blatantly being careless about herself and showing no self-respect and her last trace of integrity was lost long ago.

Its just sad.

2715 days ago


What a worthless talentless old has-been. Get home with your kids you skank!

2715 days ago

Hello Kitty    

She should just get it over with a give Hef a call and sit for Playboy.

People act like its the end of the world if she goes without a bra.

What is she saving all the outfits she bought last month for ? This can't be one of them ?

2715 days ago


How bizarre that she doesn't own a tanning bed if she tans that way. Like they don't cost that much "ya'll".

2714 days ago


I'll have you know that that bag is hot, maybe not the potato sack that she is wearing with it. Seems to me that TMZ needs to get some better, more creative people who know fashion. That bag is hot hot hot and so this season.

2714 days ago


Oy with the weirness already....

2714 days ago


why dont you just leave her alone that probaly hy shes so messed up cause you over analyze her every move cause you have no other stories to cover except making someones life miserable....congratulations

2712 days ago
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