Jessica Stuffs Two Bits in Tunic

A freshly painted Jessica Simpson let her hair and neckline way down on Saturday night for a Hollywood dinner date with BFF and hair maven Ken Paves.

After the pair grubbed-up at the posh Chi Dynasty restaurant, Jess and Ken dashed over to The Dresden, (you remember it from "Swingers," don't you?) to hear the legendary lounge stylings of Marty and Elayne, perhaps getting a glimpse into her future.

It's great seeing Jess and her girls out on the town!



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61. At least Jessica does not claim to be a Christian anymore, because she NEVER acted like one. I really don't care what she does or what she wears as long as she does not use the words "God", "Jesus" and "Christian" in one sentence or another.

Jessica is the BIGGEST hypocrite there is!!!!!
there is NOTHING Christian about Jessica OR her family.

btw, Jessica has been seen without underwear on (she was wearing pants) but you could tell she had no panties on. She's no better than Britney, Paris etc.

and Jessica is DEFINITELY not a role model.

Posted at 6:49PM on Apr 30th 2007 by Jessica

62. Most of the stars work hard then take a break. Jessica is no different then any other star but she's sweeter then the rest. No way would she be caught not wearing panties or shaving her head. I bet if she did have kids you'd see her with them, not in hiding. She would be capable of takin care of them like someone else who is incapable. Jessica couldn't take another day of Nick's infidelity so she got out. It didn't take him more then a day before finding a replacement. How he loved her. lol Jessica is now dating a much more talented guy with substance. All Nick had is his looks, when they fade which they are he's nothing. He's got an incredible large nose with a receding hair line. He's a pretty boy & that about sums it up. Before Vanessa dated Nick she was a nothin & she is still a nothin. He is marrying a gold digger & a ho. Simple as that!

Posted at 7:02PM on Apr 30th 2007 by makeafuss

63. Most of the stars work hard then take a break. Jessica is no different then any other star but she's sweeter then the rest. No way would she be caught not wearing panties or shaving her head. I bet if she did have kids you'd see her with them, not in hiding. She would be capable of takin care of them like someone else who is incapable. Jessica couldn't take another day of Nick's infidelity so she got out. It didn't take him more then a day before finding a replacement. How he loved her. lol Jessica is now dating a much more talented guy with substance. All Nick had is his looks, when they fade which they are he's nothing. He's got an incredible large nose with a receding hair line. He's a pretty boy & that about sums it up. Before Vanessa dated Nick she was a nothin & she is still a nothin. He is marrying a gold digger & a ho. Simple as that!

Posted at 7:03PM on Apr 30th 2007 by makeafuss

64. Omigod, Nick Lachey wouldn't go back to her if you paid him, he's seen the light! She's not a role model, she played dumb blonde for three years, and traded her morals for money. She's another once pretty face, that will do anything to keep you talking about her.

Posted at 7:27PM on Apr 30th 2007 by Reality Check

65. Makeafuss: It's you, isn't it Jessica? You are so jealous of Nick and Vanessa that you are making a fool of yourself. Why don't you take some of your money and go to college and get an educaton. Maybe then you won't come across as dumb, dumb, dumb. Those big old boobs will be hanging around your knees before you know it so you better get some brain cells working.

Posted at 7:21PM on Apr 30th 2007 by Kelly

66. #62, Did Nick tell you personally that he cheated on Jessica? I have NEVER heard ANYTHING about Nick cheating on her. Also, it was Jessica who wanted out of the marriage in the first place. what did you expect Nick to do? sit around and wish he had Jessica back? She's the one who wanted the divorce and once they got divorced, Nick moved on, like he should be doing.

quit trying to make it sould like Nick was the one who cheated and that is the reason why Jessica wanted a divorce. Jessica and Joe have NEVER said anything ever about Nick supposedly cheating on Jessica.

Posted at 7:23PM on Apr 30th 2007 by Jessica

67. makeafuss, wake up and get a brain. you're going to end up like jessica pretty soon--a good for nothing blond ditz.

whoever said she was a role model, i hope you don't have any kids and if you do, i hope they don't end up being whores.

Posted at 7:32PM on Apr 30th 2007 by jealousbitches

68. I liked her before she got married & I still like her. She's beautiful sexy & all natural.

Posted at 7:34PM on Apr 30th 2007 by teddy

69. #63 Jessica is sweet alright. Sweet on being a self absorbed ditz
that John Mayer uses as his booty call when he's on tour or on
vacation. The only thing Jessica has going for herself is that she
was famous for being on a reality show where we found out that she is
a shop-a-holic, slob, ditz. There have never been reports that Nick
cheated on Jessica, but there have been reports that Jessica cheated
on Nick. Jessica dumped Nick because she thought she could do better
and didn't want to share her movie money with Nick. Jessica has no
talent. Her music and movies have bombed according to Hollywood
standards, but she still made a lot of money because that's Hollywood
for you. Her boobs look wider because she got a boob job. Natural
breasts do not look as wide as Jessica's implants. And she looks
like all the other desperate bimbos that want attention by showing
too much. I'm so sick of Jessica.

Posted at 7:48PM on Apr 30th 2007 by Sick of No Talent Jessica

70. JESSICA LOOKS SO HOT IN THIS DRESS. SHE SHOULD WEAR MORE DRESSES THAT SHOW OFF HER BOD. SHE IS ONE HOT MOMMA. LOVE HER SISTA TOO.

Posted at 7:40PM on Apr 30th 2007 by sexalicious

71. How can anyone tell someone to get a breast reduction. That is HER BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mind your own bizzness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:45PM on Apr 30th 2007 by truthbetold

72. I don't remember her looking so fully loaded. I think she has been overindulging a little bit. Oh well she might as well be known for her boobs so someone remembers her for something. If I were her I would be a plastic surgeon for my huge nose and the hell with the boobs. Her boobs are barley bigger than her nose now.

Posted at 7:46PM on Apr 30th 2007 by krktoday

73. Jessica is so much beter since she left her x. Doesn't even need makeup. She sure made alot of money for being dumb. She is not dumb and she is pretty.

Posted at 8:00PM on Apr 30th 2007 by kirk

74. #76 OK so you are into superficially ditzy people, but the majority of the people on TMZ are not into superficial people like Jessica. Yes Jessica made a lot of money from her bad movies and music, but that's Hollywood for you. You can be dumb or smart and make a alot of money in Hollywood. In Jessica's case she's a dumb ditz and she has wide breasts because of her boob job. Jessica will fade away and we will all be glad.

Posted at 8:11PM on Apr 30th 2007 by Jessica SUCKS

75. Jessica looks TERRIFIC without that John Maier loser guy hanging around her.

Posted at 9:14PM on Apr 30th 2007 by lklk

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